“SEARING ACTION, ENDLESS COMBOS, LONG LEGS, SHORT SKIRTS, SWORDS, GUNS, GUNSWORDS, GUN-BOOTS, GUNDAMS, AND LUDICROUS STORIES” Sprinting through war-torn streets at 100mph and slicing up bullets with your ninja blade, before hopping over missiles like stepping stones to lunge headlong into the maw of a massive mech dinosaur. Summoning a swirling hair demon to devour an angel, while the heroine winks cheekily at the camera. Sliding like a bodged firework around an arena-like Russian space station, wielding a gun that instantaneously morphs from assault rifle, to rocket launcher, to laser. Searing action, endless combos, long legs, short skirts, swords, guns, gunswords, gun-boots, gundams, and ludicrous stories wrapped in great big blankets of colourful self-awareness.
Sweet Raiden on a rocket, PlatinumGames is wonderful, and judging by about 20% of all games-related…