Q Why don’t sharks eat clownfish?
A They taste funny!
Julien, Vic
Q What is small, with a tough exterior, and bad for your teeth?
A Pebbles!
Xavier, WA
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spell!
Spell who? W. H. O!
Ness, Tas
Q Where do sheep
A get a haircut? The baa-baa!
Noel, Qld
Q Why do fish live in saltwater?
A Pepper makes them sneeze!
Lisa, NZ
Q Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A If they flew over a bay, they’d be called bagels!
Blake, Vic
Q Why didn’t the astronauts eat dinner on the moon?
A No atmosphere!
Jenny, ACT
Q Did you hear about the two thieves that stole a calendar?
A They got six months each!
Leo, NSW
Q Why can’t the Teenage Mutant Ninja…
