Globe June 19, 2023

THE BODY BOOTY-FUL Tom Brady’s ex GISELE BUNDCHEN goes paddleboarding in Miami — but the cheeky supermodel’s itty-bitty bikini barely covers her assets! SNEAK BEAK Picky funnyman ADAM SANDLER looks like he’s digging for uncut gems! AIR MALE JAMES MARSDEN — Enchanted’s pompous Prince Edward — dives into his vacation in France STRIKES HER FANCY Dead Man Walking Oscar winner — and habitual protestor — SUSAN SARANDON joins the entertainment writers’ picket line in NYC TALKING TURKEY RITA WILSON’s wrinkled wattle proves the Sleepless in Seattle chick is now an old bird! WHATTA HACK! Sons of Anarchy hunk CHARLIE HUNNAM shows off his tree-mendous lumberjack skills in L.A. THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK!…

HEATHER LOCKLEAR has been engaged to childhood sweetheart Chris Heisser since 2021, but he’s dragging his heels on marriage and the heartbroken beauty’s given up hope they’ll ever get hitched, say sources. The twice-divorced 61-year-old former Melrose Place vixen raised eyebrows when leaving lunch with friends in Malibu without her huge diamond engagement ring on May 23. “They’re still very much together, but as far as wedding plans, that’s off the table and has been for a while because Chris isn’t ready,” spills an insider. “Heather would marry him in a heartbeat. They were making all kinds of plans right after they first got engaged, but it kind of spooked Chris. “It’s heartbreaking for Heather.” The source adds the pair aren’t even living together and that “bums her out too.” Recently…

KATE HUDSON is dragging her feet when it comes to walking down the aisle with baby daddy Danny Fujikawa, leaving friends fearing she’d rather keep their romance without tying the knot. The 44-year-old bride-to-be has yet to move forward with wedding plans to marry her 42-year-old fiancé 18 months after announcing their engagement. She began dating Danny in 2016 and became engaged in 2021 — three years after their daughter Rani’s birth. “Kate is dragging her feet and has made no move to set a date or find a wedding venue,” says a source. “Kate claims she and Danny have the perfect relationship, and although she’s crazy in love with him, she can’t help but look to her mother, Goldie Hawn, and her long-time partner, Kurt Russell, to see how…

TERMINATOR Arnold Schwarzenegger is crazy about all his five kids, but insiders tattle his brood with ex-wife Maria Shriver shun his love child with the family’s former maid. The May 28 premiere of his new action series FUBAR was supposed to be a family affair for the 75-year-old massively muscled former California governor, but sadly, sources report his daughters Katherine, 33, who’s hitched to Guardians of the Galaxy star Chris Pratt, and Christina, 31, joined their big daddy on the red carpet, and then snubbed half-brother Joseph Baena, 25. “To be honest, the other four kids don’t love Joe,” tattles a source. “It’s a shame as he’s a really good kid, and Arnold has always treated him like all his other kids — very fairly.” Due to the daughters’ animosity, Joe,…

BLOODTHIRSTY Brian Laundrie got unwavering support from his doting mom as she chillingly promised in a “burn after reading” note to her kid that he could depend on her to “show up with a shovel and garbage bags” if he ever needed “to dispose of a body!” “If you’re in jail I will bake a cake and put a file in it,” Roberta Laundrie, 57, wrote to her son. “If you need to dispose of a body, I will show up with a shovel and garbage bags.” It turned out the ghoulish offer could have come in handy, since the heartless 23-year-old strangled 22-year-old fiancée Gabby Petito to death during a 2021 road trip and left her to rot before offing himself with a gunshot to the head a month…

MUSIC legend Tina Turner’s secret last days were spent in heartbreak and agony — hooked up to a kidney dialysis machine, mourning the deaths of her two sons and yearning for an assisted suicide, according to sources close to the late queen of rock ’n’ roll. While the raspy-voiced 83-year-old Proud Mary singer’s rep announced Tina died of “natural causes” following a long illness in her home near Zurich, Switzerland, on May 24, the star was a medical mess, trapped in misery after being felled by a stroke and battling kidney failure and intestinal cancer while still mourning the deaths of sons Craig and Ronnie. According to a source, Tina’s good friend Cher, who’d planned to visit her this summer, says, “She was really sick, and not wanting people to…