Globe November 23, 2020

ITTY-BITTY BEN Former Batman BEN AFFLECK is a scrawny shadow of his former self NO FRILLS Sex and the City star CYNTHIA NIXON has left her glam days in the dust! CATCHING FLIES Monty Python funnyman JOHN CLEESE is a gaping guppy on a British TV talk show ON A ROLL Hotel heiress PARIS HILTON has a wheely good time scooting around NYC SWINE DINING Piggy WHITNEY PORT goes hog wild during a lunch date in West Hollywood BOGEY MAN PIERCE BROSNAN plays a round of golf in Hawaii — but doesn’t look like he’s having a tee-rific time! THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK!…

MURDERED pedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s Palm Beach, Fla., palace — where teenage girls were kept as “sex slaves” — has been bought and will be destroyed! Epstein’s estate sold the ritzy compound to developer Todd Michael Glaser for $18.1 million. He plans to replace Epstein’s den of sin with a 14,000-square-foot mansion. “Palm Beach is going to be very glad that it’s gone,” says Glaser. The convicted sex fiend, who was found dead in his prison cell in 2019, bought the compound, which includes a six-bedroom main house, a three-bedroom staff residence and 50-foot pool, for $2.5 million in 1990 and added his own sleazy touches — framed nude photos, massage tables, soap shaped like male and female sex parts and spy cameras. His mistress Ghislaine Maxwell, now in a Brooklyn…

PRINCE CHARLES is known for being stiff, snooty and unruffled, but the aging royal is heartbroken because he can’t see his little grandson Archie, sources tell GLOBE! The 72-year-old future king hasn’t seen the 18-month-old tyke since parents Harry and Meghan moved to America — and Charles won’t be playing with the boy anytime soon. Harry, 36, and his 39-year-old wife refuse to return to Britain to celebrate the holidays — despite Charles’ pleas for them to come home, insiders dish. Says a friend, “Charles is very aware he’s missed much of Archie’s development — and is devastated the boy now is growing up in the USA.” But Charles is not the only one suffering, insiders say. “Everyone in the family really misses getting to know Archie,” says the source.…

DEMENTIA took a terrible toll on acting legend Sean Connery in his final days — but the proud Scotsman long denied he was suffering from the mind-robbing disease. But after his death at age 90, the James Bond star’s widow, Micheline Roquebrune, revealed the truth. “Sean was not able to express himself” in the months before he passed on Oct. 31, says his wife of 45 years. “He had dementia and it took its toll on him. At least he died in his sleep and it was just so peaceful. He got his final wish to slip away without any fuss.” His close pal racing icon Jackie Stewart also reveals Connery — who played 007 in seven films — was in “very large discomfort” for at least two years before he…

NEWLY engaged Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton’s marriage plans have hit a stormy stumbling block as the singing sweethearts battle over a prenup that could torpedo their future happiness, sources say. Since Blake’s proposal last October, the pair are “bickering nonstop about money and property and everything else — and it doesn’t bode well for their future,” snitches an insider. The problem is Blake, 44, “doesn’t see why they need to have a prenup,” while mom of three Gwen, a 51-year-old divorcée, “has been down this road before and wants to protect herself,” says the insider. “They have over $100 million each, are set for life and they love each other, but she needs a marriage contract that spells out their property and financial assets or she won’t walk down…

LIVE-IN sex swappers Caitlyn Jenner and Sophia Hutchins have never jumped each other’s bones! Their relationship “was never sexual,” insists blond hottie Sophia, 24. “We are girlfriends, but we’re not like ‘girlfriends.’ “People think like, I just am living with a sugar daddy and it’s like, no, I’m living with like family. “Caitlyn’s like my parent. She’s met all the guys I’ve dated. “And I’m not attracted to women or a 70-year-old, quite frankly.”…