Globe October 24, 2016

DOLLY WANT A CRACKER? It’s amazing scary-skinny DOLLY PARTON’s pin-thin legs can even hold her up! DIGGING TO CHYNA? Looks like rapper BLAC CHYNA’S rotund reclusive baby daddy ROB KARDASHIAN’s picking out a new scenario for his reality show UHURA UHURA’S FINAL FRONTIER Sadly, 83-year-old Star Trek siren NICHELLE NICHOLS appears to be boldly going into her brave final days. All we can say is: Live long and prosper, Nichelle! FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY MICKEY ROURKE’s so fashionable these days, he even coordinates his knee brace and workout clothes! NO MOORE! Whoa! Either DEMI MOORE’s seen a ghost — or she’s had some really scary plastic surgery! BELLY BUSTER Tubby TIM ROBBINS is more like Baskin-Robbins these days — the Shawshank Redemption star must’ve eaten all 31 flavors!…

FORMER Cheers star George Wendt is eating himself to death, pals fear — and a top doctor says the actor may need surgery to survive! “George likes to eat,” says an insider. “That’s never been a secret. But at 383 pounds, he’s become super-sized, and his friends worry it could kill him!” One weight-loss expert tells GLOBE George, 68, would be a good candidate for drastic lap-band surgery that could save his life! Dr. Stuart Fischer, a top New York internist and author of The Park Avenue Diet, says George’s immense heft puts him at risk for a variety of health problems. “A lap band would be a good idea if it is a psychological issue,” Dr. Fischer says. “It’s a good therapy for people who lack self-control or have…

TODAY show co-host Hoda Kotb has been secretly spending nights with her boyfriend for two years — because the 52-year-old is too scared to tell her mom, Sameha! “I was afraid to tell my own mother I was moving in with my boyfriend,” Hoda laughs. “It’s like we’re kids!” Still, Sameha will find out soon enough because her daughter and financial executive Joel Schiffman, 58, are hunting for a new apartment — and wedding bells are looming in the future. “I’m in love — love’s good,” gushes Hoda, who had a brief marriage to a tennis coach from 2005 to 2007. “I didn’t think I would want to get married again — but yes!” Still, when Joel proposes, he should keep it low-key. “Hoda doesn’t like bells and whistles and…

PRESIDENT Barack Obama and his wife Michelle hate the Clintons’ guts — and are secretly helping Hillary’s Republican rival Donald Trump’s White House campaign! That’s the explosive inside story from well-connected political operatives who tell GLOBE the Obamas’ public support of Hillary is “just as phony as Clinton’s story about what happened to her missing classified emails!” The Obamas have mounted a vicious — and top secret — push to derail Hillary in the final days of the campaign, Beltway insiders say, using no-holds-barred tactics that include: + Michelle ordering her aides and confidants to leak dirt on Hillary and her husband Bill’s sexual antics, financial dealings and medical issues to sources in the Trump campaign! + Barack urging civil rights leaders, Democratic moneymen and elected officials to “drag their…

PRINCE William and his pregnant wife, Kate, are being blasted as bad parents — and their young children are being branded “spoiled brats!” Now a battle royal has exploded over the stunning accusations leveled by Charles’ second wife, Camilla, who is desperate to prevent William and Kate from being coronated as Britain’s next king and queen. In a shocking bid to discredit Kate in the eyes of Queen Elizabeth, William’s evil stepmother used the young royals’ official visit to Canada to fuel her bitter war. “Camilla seized on photos of the family arriving in Victoria to twist the knife in Kate’s back,” says a palace insider. “Kate was seen squatting down to talk face-to-face with George — but Camilla knew that’s a royal no-no. The queen scolded William when he…

‘Each bite was like a sledgehammer with TEETH!’ ‘ One bite on my forearm went to the bone and I heard it crunch’ “ THE blood gushed over my face and into my eyes. I didn’t move. I thought this was the end!” Crushed by a rampaging grizzly bear, terrified hunter Todd Orr was sure death was near. Moments earlier, he had barely survived a first brutal encounter with the bloodthirsty behemoth. Now the biting, clawing beast was back to finish the job! And trembling Todd feared it “would eventually hit an artery in my neck and I would bleed out in the trail.” Montana man Todd thought he was taking precautions while looking for elk in Ennis, near the Wyoming border. “I hollered out ‘hey bear’ about every…