Globe Dec-28-15

UMA GOD! Normally svelte actress UMA THURMAN steps out in the Big Apple with a happy smile — and three chins! THE LADY’S A VAMP! With those claw-like nails, KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN could rip you apart — and drink your blood! GOLDEN OLDIE Women’s panty target TOM JONES looks ALL of his 95 — oops, make that 75 — years at LAX airport! BRO-MANCE! Producer ANTHONY HEMINGWAY moves in for a friendly closeup with pal JOHN TRAVOLTA DERN KIDS! Looks like mad mom LAURA DERN needs a time out after a tantrum while on a shopping spree with her kids! KILLER CURVES! TV titan OPRAH WINFREY shows off her dangerous curves as she arrives at swanky Nobu Restaurant in Perth, Australia…

PRESIDENT Barack Obama is a secret follower of Islam and has sold out America by placing sinister double agents in his Cabinet and allowing terrorist spies to infiltrate the White House! Those chilling charges have been leveled against the nation’s Commander-in-Chief by powerful political insiders and top military officials who fear Obama’s Muslim faith turned him into a traitor! A top-secret investigation by Homeland Security and the Central Intelligence Agency has concluded that up to five key White House staffers hired by Obama are in direct communication with ISIS operatives and report America’s key military Middle East strategies to their terrorist handlers. “This is the worst security breach in the history of the United States,” blasts a Washington insider. “Bloodthirsty ISIS knows Obama’s every move.” As a result, thousands of…

BINDI IRWIN hid a heartbreaking secret when she won “Dancing With the Stars” last month — she’s embroiled in a bitter feud that’s ripped her family apart! The 17-year-old daughter of the late “Crocodile Hunter” Steve Irwin hasn’t spoken to her grandfather, Bob Irwin, for years, a source tells GLOBE. And there’s no chance of a reconciliation any time soon! “It’s a sad situation that’s torn apart a family already shattered by tragedy,” the source confides. “Steve must be rolling over in his grave.” The ugly war erupted after Steve was killed when a stringray barb pierced his heart in September 2006. His widow, Terri, and dad, Bob, clashed over how to continue to run the family business, the Australia Zoo, which Bob founded over 40 years ago. Insiders say…

PRINCE William’s glamorous wife Kate has beaten evil Camilla in the vicious no-holdsbarred battle for the Crown, sources tell GLOBE! To ram home her victory, the 33-year-old mother of two recently wore the late Princess Diana’s favorite pearl and diamond tiara to the Diplomatic Reception at Buckingham Palace. “It’s really significant,” says an insider. “It’s called the Cambridge Lover’s Knot tiara and was a gift from Queen Elizabeth to Di on her wedding day to Charles in 1981. It’s the first time it’s been seen in public since the Princess’ death in 1997. “But more importantly, it sends the clear message that Her Majesty has reversed her decision to have Charles and Camilla inherit the Throne.” According to well-placed Palace sources, the Queen, 89, is enraged 68-year-old Camilla’s drinking is…

NEARLY 30 years after his tragic death, beloved Hollywood star Michael Landon is being cheated out of billions in shipwreck treasure, charge insiders. The Colombian government claims its navy has finally located the wreck of the San Jose, a Spanish galleon sunk in a battle with the British off the coast of Cartagena in 1708. But Michael and a group of U.S. investors had already found the lost ship in 1982 — and were banned from excavating the site! “They made it very clear to us, in writing, that if we tried to go back, they would meet us with military force,” says Ken Harbeston, now 83, of Sea Search Armada, which was financed by Michael. The group’s been fighting for their rights in court for decades. “The San Jose…

MARIAH Carey has shed a whopping 45 pounds from her voluptuous body, sparking speculation she underwent liposuction to get rid of her thunder thighs and fat hips! The 45-year-old superstar stunned onlookers when she revealed her brand new body in a red figurehugging gown. “Mariah looked amazing in the dress — you could see her hip bones jutting out,” says a source. “She went from flabby to fab so fast! “But there’s no way she did that just by eating less. She doesn’t have the patience to wait for a diet to work. She has to see results NOW! “I believe she liposuctioned her body into shape!” Fans took to the Internet to comment on the diva’s dynamite new figure. “How did she lose so much weight so fast?” asks…