Globe Sep-14-15

ROLY POLY By the looks of PAUL SORVINO’s bulging belly, there’s no Law & Order in his kitchen! And guess where he’s heading? The grocery store SCAR FACE AL PACINO shows off his bandaged beak after an onstage accident while rehearsing for the Broadway show China Doll BODY SLAM Is this JON STEWART’s new gig? Pro wrestler JOHN CENA gives the former Daily Show host a “tryout” on WWE’s Monday Night Raw PRETTY WOMAN She’s 47, but beach babe JULIA ROBERTS has still got it as she takes a dip in the ocean in Malibu BALD & BLOATED What a shame! LARA FLYNN BOYLE was once a hottie, but now she’s a puffy-faced, patchy-haired nightmare! FREAKY FACES RAW DEAL Beauty is pain! At least it looks that way for TORI…

Josh desperate to escape blame for CHEATING & PERV PAST SELF-CONFESSED child molester Josh Duggar has run off to rehab to escape the widespread outrage over his perverted sexual compulsions. The two-faced reality TV star, who lauded conservative Christian values while vehemently lobbying against gay marriage, has admitted to molesting his little sisters, cheating on his wife Anna through the notorious Ashley Madison Web site and a “secret addiction” to porn. Even his own parents – who saw their popular TLC show 19 Kids and Counting axed over Josh’s scandals – seem to have lost sympathy for their wayward first born, now linked to X-rated movie star Danica Dillon, who claims that he paid her for sex! “As parents, we are so deeply grieved by our son’s decisions and actions,”…

ROSIE O’DONNELL is on the verge of a nervous breakdown, fear friends. The big-mouthed star has been put through an emotional wringer by the recent drama with her runaway daughter and death of her father. Now, a close source wonders how much more the devastated diva can take. Rocky relationship Says the source, “Her friends fear she’s just going to fall apart from the strain.” Rosie’s dad, Edward O’Donnell, died from cancer at age 81 on Aug. 23. Although the two had a rocky relationship from the time Rosie was 10, she says, “No matter what, at the end of the day, every child loves their dad.” Adds the source, “Rosie always sought Edward’s approval, but it was never forthcoming. As much as she wanted his love, when they were…

PRINCESS DIANA never stood a chance! That’s the chilling conclusion of an exhaustive GLOBE investigation exposing the REAL story behind the People’s Princess’ death in a Paris tunnel 18 years ago. And the truth is horrific: Diana WAS murdered and her body was manhandled and mistreated in a frantic effort to conceal the facts, derail the autopsy process and thwart justice. But the explosive story finally surfaced when confidential GLOBE sources leaked details from Top Secret documents, known as The Diana File, that are kept under lock and key at the U.S. National Archives in Maryland. In the 1,064-page dossier compiled by CIA and FBI investigators, stunning evidence details lies and cover-ups at the highest levels of the British and French governments in the aftermath of the Aug. 31, 1997…

• Her nightmare ABUSIVE marriage • How she CHEATED DEATH 3 times • Sizzling LOVE TRIANGLE with boy toy DALLAS wildcat Linda Gray suffered plenty of grief and heartbreak playing Sue Ellen Ewing on the hit soap for 12 seasons – but that was a cakewalk compared to the real-life horrors she’s endured away from the cameras! Gray reveals she miraculously cheated death three times as a child, went through hell with an alcoholic mother, battled polio and watched a beloved sister die from brain cancer. The star also spent nearly 22 years in an abusive marriage before she turned to acting. Heartbreaks Now, the beauty is set to bare all in a memoir, The Road to Happiness Is Always Under Construction, due to hit book shelves on Sept. 8,…

THE Muppets are heading back to prime time – and their adult-themed antics will have their creator Jim Henson turning in his grave! The revamped version of The Muppet Show – which originally aired from 1976 to 1981 – will premiere Sept. 22 on ABC. But instead of family entertainment, this puppet show will be PG-13, covering topics from infidelity to drugs! “No subject is off-limits,” says a network source, who adds the puppets’ antics are “aimed at a modern, mature audience and addresses subjects that would have been taboo in the past.” On the new show, there’s the love triangle between Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy and a busty brunette pig named Denise – and a public breakup on Facebook! Then there’s Fozzie, who finds himself wrapped up in…