Globe March 27, 2017

Modern Family dad eating himself into the grave – Doc warns BRASSY Modern Family star Ed O’Neill has been packing on pounds and raising fears for his health — and his life! A leading diet doctor estimates O’Neill’s weight is approaching 300 pounds and warns the beloved actor, 70, might face an early final curtain if he doesn’t lose his layers of belly fat! “He must be at least 280 pounds, judging by the rolls of fat around his midsection,” observes diet and nutrition expert Dr. Stuart Fischer, who has not treated O’Neill. “His lower belly is lined with severe, visceral fat which, for someone of that age, guarantees there is fat inside his abdomen — which is unbelievably deadly,” says Dr. Fischer, who adds that Ed’s extra poundage is…

AFTER losing custody of her kids and blowing a chunk of the $1 billion fortune her dad Elvis left her, desperate pill-popping Lisa Marie Presley has crawled back to Scientology, where’s she’s being brainwashed and kept like a prisoner, sources say. “She realized it was the only way to turn her life around,” says a source. “Things had gotten so toxic and out of control, it was the only answer in terms of a solution to all her problems.” But as former member and King of Queens star Leah Remini has revealed on her explosive A&E series, Scientology and the Aftermath, the space-alien cult uses bullying and subversive tactics to keep control of members. A second source says cult bigwigs have taken advantage of messed-up Lisa Marie’s “vulnerable” state and…

WORLD EXCLUSIVE $216 million pay-for-play scandal explodes! CROOKED Bill and Hillary Clinton peddled White House influence — with the help of President Barack Obama — and now FBI agents have seized explosive secret financial ledgers exposing the bribery scandal! Sources tell GLOBE investigators executed search warrants at the Clintons’ residences in Chappaqua, N.Y., and Washington, D.C. — and discovered the “smoking gun” documents naming 205 Wall Street execs, foreign leaders and Hollywood fat cats caught up in a $216 million pay-for-play scam! Now a political insider predicts federal prosecutors will turn the damning accounting records into the “final nail in Hillary’s coffin” when the information is presented to a grand jury sitting in Brooklyn, N.Y. “Bill and Hillary used the White House like an ATM machine throughout Obama’s presidency,” says…

HOLDING HANDS IN PUBLIC! REBELLIOUS Prince Harry took beauty Meghan Markle as his date to a pal’s romantic wedding — effectively thumbing his nose at his father who ordered the royal redhead to dump the biracial American TV siren. Obviously smitten, Harry and Meghan, who stars on Suits, held hands in public — for the first time — and got all touchy-feely as Tom “Skippy” Inskip tied the knot in sunny Jamaica. “Harry was telling his father, Charles, to stay out of his life,” a palace insider says. “Harry loathes Charles and blames him for murdering his mother, Diana, in Paris. Harry doesn’t care what Charles thinks!” Meghan, 35, hooked up with Harry after flying into Montego Bay from Toronto for some heavy partying. Harry, 32, was helping his “wingman”…

WHEN Queen Elizabeth gets fed up with a tiresome windbag at a dinner party or public function, she doesn’t tell them: “You, sir, are insufferable. Bug off!” She’s too well-mannered for that! Instead, Her Highness uses sneaky signals to alert aides to rescue her from the bore. Using one of her 200 custom handbags from designer Sam Launer, she’ll shift the purse from one arm to the other and her aides dash over. “It would be very worrying if you were talking to the queen and saw the handbag move from one hand to the other,” notes royal historian Hugo Vickers. “Someone would come along and say, ‘Sir, the Archbishop of Canterbury would very much like to meet you.’ “Luckily, they’d let you down easy. It’s all very polite.” If…

TERRIFIED of facing bullying and abuse in her own home, Michael Jackson’s frail mom Katherine has fled to London where she wants to spend the rest of her life — away from the greedy scheming of her family, sources tell GLOBE! Insiders insist the 86-yearold family matriarch is “with her loyal daughter Rebbie,” and is being treated for stress triggered by money-grubbing family members pawing over a chunk of Michael’s $1 billion fortune. “Katherine is happy living in London and is planning on making the move permanent,” an insider confides to GLOBE. “She wants peace and quiet in her old age, not squabbles. She plans on staying on. “She misses Michael’s kids — Prince, Paris and Blanket — but she’s still too shaken by incidents with her nephew Trent to…