Globe Feb-08-16

THUNDER THIGHS MARIAH CAREY’S form-fitting tracksuit bares ALL her unsightly bulges! Ouch! GOLDFINGER PIERCE BROSNAN must be searching for James Bond’s nemesis, Blow-nose. Er, Blofeld! RECOVERING FROM A BEN-DER! ZOWIE! Haggard JENNIFER GARNER’S marriage troubles with BEN AFFLECK have taken a toll on her looks! HALF-OFF! Scary skinny “Fashion Police” regular GIULIANA RANCIC was caught doing her best impression of a clothing rack at the mall! COMING UP SHORT His feet don’t touch the floor, but pint-size PETER DINKLAGE has got “Game” as he rides New York’s subways! WHAT A GOOF! Good thing his daughter Hailey’s the model, because STEPHEN BALDWIN sure isn’t cameraready!…

PRESIDENTIAL candidate Hillary Clinton won’t be going to the Oval Office, she’ll be going to JAIL! In a bombshell world exclusive, GLOBE can reveal a federal grand jury has reviewed 18 damning emails in a topsecret FBI file documenting the Democrat’s illegal activities — and is set to indict the former U.S. Secretary of State for the following CRIMINAL offenses: Treason Fraud Espionage Federal Bribery Embezzlement Perjury investigators plucked the dozen and a half incriminating emails out of a massive 30,000 messages pulled from Hillary’s private server by a crack team of electronic forensic experts. Chris Farrell, Director of Investigations and Research for Judicial Watch, tells GLOBE the material in the emails is devastating for the former First Lady, who also served as a U.S. senator from New York. He…

ACTING icon Angela Lansbury’s feeble and confused appearance has friends fearing the “Murder, She Wrote” star is facing her final curtain call. Neighbors were shocked by how weak the 90-yearold TV legend looked as she inspected her parked car after a shocking hit-and-run in front of her L.A. home. “Everyone’s hoping Angela’s okay,” says an insider. “Her age is showing, for sure, and we’re afraid she could be facing the end!” And it appears things haven’t gotten better since the honorary Oscar winner shocked friends with her pale, gaunt appearance at a September gala for actor James Earl Jones at New York’s Plaza Hotel. Sources say the actress, who starred as author and amateur sleuth Jessica Fletcher on “Murder” from 1984 to 1996, was so fragile, she had to be…

BILL Clinton’s battle with a tragic brain disease is sparking fears he won’t live to see the November elections. The former President has been spotted with his hands and legs shaking uncontrollably — disturbing symptoms of a fatal brain disorder, say insiders. “Bill is clearly not the same person he was a year ago or even six months ago,” says a political spy. “He is much slower physically and he suffers periodic mental lapses.” Calling Clinton’s condition “clearly deteriorated,” the source notes the ex-Prez “clearly has trouble maintaining his balance. It’s just devastating to see him like this.” GLOBE revealed in September 2009 that Clinton was fighting Parkinson’s disease, a brain illness highlighted by worsening tremors of the arms, legs, jaws and face. Clinton’s condition seemed to stabilize for some…

SUPERSTAR James Brown’s son is convinced the Godfather of Soul was murdered in his hospital bed and has hired a private investigator to prove the singer was poisoned! Musician Daryl Brown, 53, a who had toured with his dad’s band, has recruited retired U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency operative Kelly Snyder to build a legal case to support his efforts to exhume the singer’s corpse, which rests in a mausoleum on his sister’s estate. A handwritten letter obtained by GLOBE, states, “I am employing Kelly Snyder to investigate the murder of my father James Brown to have his body autopsied .” Although the soulman’s passing in 2006, at the age of 73, was officially ruled the result of congestive heart failure brought on by pneumonia, Daryl says he believes poison REALLY…

LIKE a spine-chlling scene straight out of “Frankenstein,” a real-life “mad” scientist plans to perform the first human head transplant — after researchers sucessfully grafted a new noggin on a monkey body! In a shocking medical development, Chinese researcher Xiaoping Ren of Harbin Medical University successfully conducted the gruesome experiment, connecting the blood supply between the head and new body. Now, controversial surgeon Sergio Canavero says he’s ready to take the monkey business to the next level! And he’s already got a volunteer patient lined up! To perfect his groundbreaking operation, which will cost a staggering $11 million, Dr. Canavero is working with the team in China that performed the simian transplant. “The monkey fully survived the procedure without any brain injury of any kind,” says Canavero. However, without a…