Globe June 5, 2023

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AFTER shelling out $200 million to settle his divorce from Maria Shriver, Arnold Schwarzenegger is taking his time popping the question to longtime honey Heather Milligan, according to pals who say his cold feet could wind up terminating the relationship! “Friends are shaking their heads about him stalling when she’s so perfect for him,” spills a spy. “Heather’s a real catch. She’s easygoing and lets him be his silly self. She doesn’t even bat an eye when he flirts with the ladies — and proved she’s a good sport when they visited his family in Austria and knocked back beers. “But Arnie figures he doesn’t need marriage, so why would he take the leap?” That type of thinking could eventually spell disaster. “She’s been patient, but for how long?” says the…

LOVE-CHALLENGED Tom Cruise targeted sexy singer Shakira for romance, but sources say she shot down the Top Gun ace, telling pals he’s way too intense and creepy! Shakira, 46, and Tom, 60, were photographed together at the Miami Grand Prix, where the megastar was apparently bitten by the love bug. “This came out of nowhere for Shakira,” reveals an insider. “One minute she’s being friendly and posing with Tom, and the next he’s coming on strong and telling the world she’s his dream woman! “It was all way too much for Shakira. She was flattered to a point but not interested at all!” The day after meeting Tom, the Hips Don’t Lie diva was spotted boating with Formula 1 champ Lewis Hamilton and pals, which threw cold water on Cruise’s…

ACTIVIST actor George Clooney would consider sacrificing his showbiz career to pursue a higher calling, but sources say he fears it would destroy his marriage! The silver fox, 62, and his 45-year-old lawyer wife, Amal, run the human rights advocacy group Clooney Foundation for Justice, but insiders say they largely keep their other projects separate in an attempt to balance out a blissful domestic life that includes their nearly six-year-old twins, Alexander and Ella. “George says he wants to be part of Amal’s world, but not her whole world, and she feels the same way,” reveals a friend. “He admits he’s been tempted to quit acting, and maybe even run for public office. “While he wants to work more closely with Amal, he also feels if their public lives get too…

FORMER screen siren Melanie Griffith was looking like a bruised, horrifying mess when leaving a specialty skin care salon — a tragic sign she’s still locked in a gritty battle with potentially deadly skin cancer, insiders say. The 65-year-old daughter of The Birds vixen Tippi Hedren — whose baby daddy ex-hubbies include Don Johnson, Antonio Banderas and Steven Bauer — sported unsightly splotches on her puss and hands outside L.A.’s trendy Melanie Grant skin care spa. The Working Girl bombshell, who’s also no stranger to nip/tucks, previously confessed to undergoing dermabrasion — laser treatments that cause bruising while removing skin cancer cells —in her battle against the disease. A year ago, the actress triggered alarms when she was spotted with red blotches on her hands. “Everyone’s wondering what’s going on…

DJANGO Unchained star Jamie Foxx is planning to team up again with stunning daughter Corinne to host a new game show, We Are Family, once he fully recovers from what sources say is a devastating stroke. The 55-year-old Oscar winner is undergoing physical rehab at a Chicago clinic and hasn’t appeared in public for more than a month after being rushed to an Atlanta hospital for emergency treatment. Corinne, 29, who previously hosted Beat Shazam with her dad until the ailing actor was replaced by Nick Cannon a couple weeks back, insists Jamie is doing fine, physically active and on the mend. Sources fear a stroke ravaged his looks and ability to talk.…