Globe March 20, 2023

PAST HIS PRIME BORIS JOHNSON goes jogging in chilly London — but the former prime minister of the U.K. is still a hot mess RAIN MAN Windblown TOM CRUISE breezes through L.A. — but the Top Gun flyboy can’t keep his hair from taking flight! NEVER SAY DYE Natural blonde BILLIE EILISH is still rocking ebony locks — but the Bad Guy singer’s disheveled’do is going through a rough patch FUR-GET ABOUT IT! Talk show has-been WENDY WILLIAMS clomps around the Big Apple in a pair of ridiculous boots ICE QUEEN Frozen-faced JANE FONDA says she’s given up plastic surgery — but the damage is already done WHATTA BOZO! Scream’s DAVID ARQUETTE clowns around in Hollywood — and shows he nose how to have a fun time! THE BEST CELEB…

FLASHING a monster bauble on her ring finger, songbird Adele is engaged and planning a summer knot-tie with sports agent Rich Paul, says a source. The 34-year-old Someone Like You singer, now wowing live audiences in her Las Vegas residency, and Paul, 41, who is listed as “one of the most powerful sports agents,” have been together for two years. Last year, the singer, who has son Angelo, 10, with ex-hubby Simon Konecki, gushed: “I’ve never been in love like this. I’m obsessed with him. I definitely want more kids.” The pair was seen acting lovey-dovey at the Super Bowl and the Grammy Awards. During her act at Caesars Palace, she announced Paul’s Dec. 16 birthday to the audience, saying: “And I love him more than life itself, so can we…

NEWS diva Don Lemon’s on thin ice at CNN and the stress is threatening to flush his romance with fiancé Tim Malone down the toilet, sources squeal. The 56-year-old CNN morning show host has been dating the 38-year-old real estate dude since 2016 and a source blabs their love boat was cruisin’ along until Lemon got “demoted” from his solo prime-time gig to sharing the morning show with Poppy Harlow and Kaitlan Collins. Now an insider tattles “his relationship is on the rocks. He knows he’s got to step up the pampering and spoiling and generally be more pleasant to be around, but it’s been tough. “He hates his job and is taking it out on a lot of people including his co-workers and Tim.” Lemon recently landed in hot…

GAME show icon Vanna White’s being pressured to tie the knot by longtime beau John Donaldson, who’s fed up over her constant refusal to walk down the aisle, spies tattle. “They’ve talked about marriage, but she’s putting it off and now she’s worried she’ll lose him,” dishes an insider. But the 66-year-old Wheel of Fortune babe has been unlucky with love — and that makes her wary, a tipster says. Her engagement to actor John Gibson ended with his death in a 1986 airplane crash. She divorced restaurateur George Santo Pietro in 2002 after 12 years and two kids, Nikko, 28, and Gigi, 26. Then her two-year romance with businessman Michael Kaye went kaput in 2006. Now, she and contractor Donaldson have been together since 2012 and the slender blonde feels…

LOVE-CRAZED senior citizen Cher is so loopy over boytoy lover Alexander “A.E.” Edwards, she’s shelling out big bucks supporting their romance and his lavish lifestyle, leaving pals fearing he’ll drain her fortune, insiders say. Sources squeal the 76-year-old Believe songstress has always been careful with her estimated $360 million bank account, but has thrown caution to the wind since she started dating the 37-year-old rappermusic exec last fall and is funding the couple’s extravagant lifestyle. “Cher’s letting her boyfriend pull all the strings,” tattles the insider. “It’s all about A.E. and what he wants. She’s been sucked into his lifestyle of parties, late nights and drinking, and she’s neglecting her friends — mainly because they’re horrified over her behavior.” Cher, who once sported a favorite T-shirt saying “Eat the Rich,”…

POP tart Britney Spears and hubby Sam Asghari are living in a stinking house of horrors where dogs and cats run free, pooping everywhere and even attacking neighbors, sources say. The 41-year-old Toxic singer and fitness trainer Sam, 29, have “hired help who are expected to mop it up and take these dogs out, but there’s no schedule and that’s confusing to the poor pooches,” tattles an insider, who adds the cats have litter boxes but still make a smelly mess. “Britney’s constantly forgetting to let the dogs out to do their business and she won’t walk them herself, so they pee and poo all over the place. “They go wherever they please and leave piles on the marble floor and soil the rugs. They’ve even left droppings in the…