Globe August 15, 2022

WALKING TALL Queen’s flashy frontman ADAM LAMBERT tops off his look with a humongous hat AS IF! Time hasn’t been kind to Clueless cutie ALICIA SILVERSTONE, who took the express lane to Hagsville! HOW GROOVY! Craggy-faced rocker SAMMY HAGAR is looking in-crease-ingly ancient! WADDLE YOU KNOW The O.C.’s MISCHA BARTON runs errands in L.A. — but the once willowy beauty is now a tubby trainwreck SITTING BIDDY Both Sides Now singer JONI MITCHELL performs her first full set in two decades at the Newport Folk Festival — seven years after being rocked by a debilitating brain bleed LONELY GUY STEVE MARTIN isn’t looking so wild and crazy as the aging cutup dines solo in Montecito…

BLUSHING bride Jennifer Lopez’s family adores her new hubby, Ben Affleck, but his relatives have big doubts about the marriage lasting — especially his mom, sources say. “A number of Ben’s friends and family, his mom included, worry Jennifer’s way too controlling, he’s rushed to the altar and it could all end in tears,” snitches a spy. Ben’s mom, Christine Boldt, is famously close with his exwife, Jennifer Garner, 50, and she’s giving J.Lo, 53, the cold shoulder, insiders dish. “Chris is a tough, highly intelligent lady who adores Jennifer Garner and was devastated when that ended,” says a mole. “They’re still very close so it’s not a big shock that she’s wary of J.Lo.” Since the 49-year-old movie Batman reunited with the pop star in early 2021, he’s held…

MONACO’S Prince Albert and runaway wife Charlene appear to be finally getting along and insiders say he’s now pushing the princess to cement their reunion with another baby! But sources warn that may be way too much, way too soon for the troubled South African beauty, who has just dipped her toe into public life after a 15-month absence and treatment for mental, physical and emotional problems. “Albert and Charlene have wiped the slate clean and seem to have regained their footing in a marriage many people assumed was doomed only a year ago,” spills an insider. “He’s glad to have her back at his side for official duties and wants to take it further by having another baby to show off. It would assure Monaco’s people all is right…

BIGWIGS behind The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are wooing Sylvester Stallone’s wife, Jennifer Flavin, for a slot on the hit reality show, sources claim. The 53-year-old model and actress would be a perfect pick. She lives in a massive Beverly Hills mansion with the super-rich Rocky star, dad of her three kids, and even has her own Serious Skincare line. “She’s a perfect fit for reality TV,” says a source. “Sassy and classy!”…

LEGENDARY screen siren Jane Fonda’s puss seems extra-plump and frozen these days, triggering buzz the Barbarella beauty has undergone another plastic surgery overhaul to reboot her love life! The 84-year-old, whose latest TV venture, Grace and Frankie, just wrapped up, is “still flirting up a storm when the mood strikes,” spills an insider. “Everywhere she goes, younger men adore her. They can’t help it, she has an aura.” Just two years ago the Hollywood hottie insisted she “closed up shop down there” and wasn’t interested in sex, but sources snitch Jane’s since changed her tune and is now looking for younger guys. “She’s awfully flattered by the attention,” tattles the insider. “And if some nip/tuck improves her chances, more power to her. “Jane’s already had everything under the sun done…

REFORMED party animal David Hasselhoff is desperately fighting to beat the clock as he turns 70 — and got a series of cosmetic procedures on his aging face, sources tattle. Once a 6-foot-4 hunk of Baywatch beefcake, David’s looks were ravaged by his long battle with the bottle, according to insiders, who say the actor finally crawled onto the wagon after his daughter Taylor Ann posted a now notorious 2007 video showing him drunk and shirtless on the floor scarfing down a cheeseburger. “Since then David has been good about sticking to a healthy diet and exercise regime, but this surgery overhaul was the icing on the cake,” spills the source. Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Robert H. Cohen, who has not treated The Hoff, says, “His jawline is tight…