Globe March 4, 2019

THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! METER MAID Straight arrow RHEA PERLMAN pays her way after parking in Los Angeles SWINE DINING Ugly Betty’s AMERICA FERRERA eats like a pig at a California cafe TIPSY TOES Stumbling star MELISSA McCARTHY needs multiple helping hands after the bleary-eyed actress partied the night away in London SPINNING HIS WHEELS Frail PHIL COLLINS gets a lift as he leaves Sydney following the Aussie leg of his Not Dead Yet Tour SOLE-SEARCHING BLAKE SHELTON gets toe-tally goofy with galpal Gwen Stefani’s 12-year-old son, KINGSTON ROSSDALE — mocking the kid’s ugg-ly shoes CHILD’S PLAY Iron Man’s ROBERT DOWNEY JR. shows he’s a kid at heart while catching a parade at Disneyland…

EX-CONVICT Martha Stewart is confessing all in a new $25 million autobiography! In an explosive exclusive, GLOBE reveals the domestic diva will dish on her ugly divorce, flings with married men, serving time for a federal crime — and jailhouse lesbian liaisons! “Martha’s book is going to be a must-read. It’s a no-holds-barred look into her life of luxury and scandal,” tattles a source. “It’s going to fly off the shelves!” The 77-year-old’s book — which has been in the works for three years — is expected to hit the shelves in 2022 — and sources say she’ll spill on the woman-on-woman love she witnessed while serving time for lying to the feds about a stock sale. Martha has revealed she was “hit on” by “girls that looked like boys,”…

TWO-TIMING Brad Pitt stole away from galpal Charlize Theron to be with ex-wife Jennifer Aniston for her star-studded birthday bash, leaving his Atomic Blonde baby mama in a fury, insiders say. The 55-year-old Troy hunk was spied slipping into Hollywood’s Sunset Tower Hotel where he joined celeb pals George and Amal Clooney, Reese Witherspoon, Ellen De-Generes, Demi Moore, Barbra Streisand and Kate Hudson to celebrate Jen’s 50th milestone. Now Charlize is beside herself, pals say, as Hollywood is being swept by talk the former husband and wife hooked up over the summer, too. “Charlize is fit to be tied,” says an insider. “She now feels like she was betrayed and duped by Brad!” Pitt and Charlize, 43, are said to be expecting a baby — even though his divorce from…

LEGENDARY sports announcer Warner Wolf is in hot water with honchos at his Florida condo complex — over a word. Homeowners association ninnies called the cops on the feisty 81-year-old for removing the word plantation from a sign reading Classics Plantation Estates outside his East Naples gated community. Politically correct Warner — who originally made his mark in the Big Apple with the catchphrase “Let’s go to the videotape” — told the association the word plantation is racially offensive. When neighbors refused to change the sign — he did it himself, say cops. Warner was busted for criminal mischief of damage more than $1,000 and released on $5,000 bond. No one ever finds life worth living — one has to make it worth living.—Winston Churchill…

PRINCE CHARLES disowned Diana’s youngest son, Harry — and revealed the renegade redhead isn’t really a member of the royal family — during a furious fight that’s threatening to tear the monarchy apart! “Charles has cut Harry out of his life,” a stunned senior courtier tells GLOBE in a world exclusive. “Harry and his wife, Meghan, have been banned from family gatherings. They’re disowned — and Charles is insisting he did not sire Harry. “The Prince of Wales claims red-haired former royal bodyguard Mark Dyer is the real father.” Charles’ bombshell hit Harry like an ax between the eyes, another royal insider says. Harry’s big brother, William, was also shaken by the revelation — but the shocking disclosure has not been enough to “heal the rift caused by Duchess Meghan’s…

PINK has porked up — and pals blame the pop star’s rocky marriage and the demands of raising two kids! A source tells GLOBE the 39-year-old songbird has packed on 25 pounds in the last 18 months — and now smashes the scales at a massive 185! “Ever since she had the second baby, Pink’s been putting on more weight,” tattles the insider. “She’s ditched her vegan diet and she’s gorging on fried chicken, pizza, mozzarella sticks, and the list goes on. “When she’s overwhelmed, which has been a lot, she goes on massive eating binges.” Adding to Pink’s weight woes, friends say her 13-year marriage to 43-year-old off-road truck racer Carey Hart — father of their kids, daughter Willow, 7, and son Jameson, 2 — is no bed of…