Globe Dec-14-15

SNEAKY AND CHEEKY! Love match? Tennis queen CHRIS EVERT slips behind “The Bold and the Beautiful” blonde MAEVE QUINLAN and plunders the booty! GROWING UP WAY TOO FAST! Reality TV brat ALANA “HONEY BOO BOO” THOMPSON is 10, going on 25, as she works it at a Hollywood promotional event A LITTLE PICK ME UP! Miss Teen USA KATHERINE HAIK (left) and Miss USA OLIVIA JORDAN get down and flirty with 2-foot-8 “Austin Powers” Mini-Me VERNE TROYER, 46, at a Miami bash 50 WAYS TO LOSE YOUR LOOKS Holy smokes, PAUL SIMON sure has changed! The 74-yearold folk rocker was nearly unrecognizable as he strolled through Washington, D.C. — no wonder some folks were calling him Al! RAVAGED RYAN! Former “Love Story” heartthrob RYAN O’NEAL is showing every one of…

MATT LAUER is being blasted for acting like a starstruck groupie — not a veteran newsman — when bad boy Charlie Sheen confessed on “Today” he has the virus that causes AIDS. Outraged viewers accuse Matt of being too chummy with Sheen, 50, and using kid gloves especially when asking how he got HIV and if he could have infected any of his self-confessed 5,000-plus sex partners. Weatherman Al Roker joked around. “News of Charlie’s HIV status leaked the day before Lauer’s interview Nov. 17 and angry lovers were already threatening lawsuits, insisting he’d never told them he’d been diagnosed four years ago,” says an industry insider. “But Matt backed off the subject when Charlie said it was ‘impossible’ that he’d passed on the deadly virus. “And he didn’t challenge…

SONGBIRD Carly Simon has finally ripped the lid off her sizzling secret sex romps with Warren Beatty and other superstar lovers, including Rolling Stones wild man Mick Jagger and Jack Nicholson. The 70-year-old singer confesses Warren is the mystery man in the second verse of her famous hit “You’re So Vain,” where she sings, “You had me several years ago when I was still quite naive.” In her memoir “Boys in the Trees,” she admits Warren twotimed her, but describes him as a “glorious specimen” and praises his prowess in the sack, writing, “Warren seemed to have created a brand new manual on how to make love.” She met him when she was on tour and he burst into her dressing room and charmed her by taking out a list…

JOHN F. Kennedy carried on a shocking affair with a sexy Swedish blonde behind Jackie’s back — and his never-before-seen love letters are now exposing the steamy romance that nearly ended his marriage and presidential dreams! The secret fling between the future President and beautiful Swedish aristocrat Gunilla von Post began when the two first met on the French Riviera in August 1953 — just three weeks before JFK wed Jackie. JFK, then a 36-year-old U.S. senator from Massachusetts, and the 21-year-old Swedish siren dined, danced and finally shared a passionate kiss beneath the stars. After their encounter, Gunilla, who died at age 79 in 2011, never expected to see her dashing American beau again — until his handwritten letters started to arrive. The young JFK professed his intimate feelings…

PRINCE WILLIAM’s fed-up wife Kate is launching a counterattack against evil Camilla to prove SHE’s the one with the right stuff to be the next Queen of England. Part of the young mother’s plan is to take a high-profile approach to championing children’s causes — but first Kate has to overcome her crushing fear of public speaking, sources tell GLOBE. “William and Kate have hired a speech coach to help her get over her nervousness,” says an insider. “On the few times she’s given a public address, she’s come off as stiff and unsure of herself. “But the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge hit on the idea of hiring a professional after watching a DVD of their favorite movie, ‘The King’s Speech,’ over and over again.” The 2010 Oscar-winning flick…

AMERICAN astronaut Scott Kelly knows what “The X-Files” tried to tell us: The truth IS out there! The 51-year-old, currently on a year-long mission at the International Space Station, captured a UFO on camera 250 miles above the Earth and posted the sensational image on the Internet! The cigar-shaped craft, with a light on each end, is clearly visible in the snap. UFO experts think Scott is trying to send a message to Earthlings. “When an astronaut tweets a photo of a UFO, you can bet people notice it,” says Scott C. Waring of UFOSightingsDaily.Com. “It looks like Scott was trying to hint at the existence of aliens. Message received, Scott, and thanks.” NASA remains mum, but Scott is far from the only astronaut who’s noticed aliens are watching us!…