Globe Feb-22-16

KELLY RIPPED UP The “Live With Kelly and Michael” hostess steps out on an unseasonably warm New York winter day ... but she looks like she got caught up in a storm! WHAT AN ASS! Funnyguy JAMIE FOXX has to know he’s the butt of all jokes. Who wouldn’t make a crack about this? GUT CHECK! Geez, ALEC BALDWIN’s a bigger star than ever — he’s absolutely bustin’ out of his clothes! BASKETCASE Who knew former Bond PIERCE BROSNAN had brawn as well as brains? BALD AIN’T BEAUTIFUL! Comedienne KATHY GRIFFIN looks like she’s running from something ... kinda like how her hair is running away from her forehead. TOO BLOOMIN’ SKINNY! Yikes! The bloodred blooms on scary-skinny AMAL CLOONEY’s midsection just amplify how skeletal she is.…

AN EXPLOSIVE new autopsy conducted on Princess Diana after her body was exhumed last year reveals she SURVIVED the Paris car crash, but was later MURDERED with a lethal injection in the ambulance on the way to the hospital! A highly placed British source who has seen parts of the top-secret report says the document contains revelations that blow the lid off what really happened on Aug. 31, 1997, when the limo carrying Prince Charles’ exwife and her lover Dodi Fayed crashed in a Paris tunnel. Bombshell findings that threaten Britain’s royal family include: ■ Charles ordered the assassination — and rogue MI5 spies carried out his evil orders. ■ Diana was supposed to be killed in the car wreck, but didn’t suffer life-ending injuries. ■ Her fatal drug injection…

TROUBLED Matthew Perry shot down a longawaited reunion of the “Friends” cast - and now his worried old pals are considering an intervention, insiders say! Tinseltown insiders say photos of Matt looking like a trainwreck — and a bizarre performance on a British TV talk show — have sparked concern the 46-year-old actor has fallen back into substance abuse! “Something definitely seems to be wrong with Matthew,” says a Hollywood source. “He’s packed on about 50 pounds since ‘Friends’ and walks around in public looking disheveled and unshaven. “He’s in London rehearsing for a stage play, but the new photos and his TV interview have pals worried he’s spiraling out of control and his pill-and-booze demons have resurfaced.” GLOBE spies caught a sloppilydressed Matthew walking in London waving a cigarette…

IN AN earth-shattering move, the CIA has released top secret files containing eye-popping evidence that extraterrestrial beings have landed on Earth — AND have interacted with humans! America’s top intelligence agency has been tracking the existence of UFOs and alien visitors since 1947 — and the reports show the clandestine organization sent agents all over the planet to investigate ET claims! One close encounter occurred in a “Soviet Zone” of East Germany during 1952. Agents in West Berlin were asked to investigate a sighting of a “huge frying pan” by an eyewitness who approached the nearly 50 feet long vehicle and saw two men. “They seemed to be dressed in some shiny metallic clothing,” says the witness in the report. ”They were stooped over and were looking at something lying…

EVIL O.J. Simpson’s tragic daughter Sydney is shockingly obese — and experts fear her efforts to find emotional comfort by eating will doom her to an early grave. Once a slim, vibrant girl, Sydney’s weight has exploded to an estimated 247 pounds. Her weight gain coincides with the recent release of the FX TV series “The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story,” which details her father’s trial for the murder of her mother, Nicole Brown Simpson. After studying alarming photos of the 30-year-old taken outside her St. Petersburg, Fla., home just days ago, doctors tell GLOBE Sydney’s been seeking comfort in food — and needs professional help before she eats herself to death. “I’d say she’s gained at least 70 to 80 pounds,” says New York internist Dr. Stuart…

AMERICAN CUTIE HOOKS HARRY! Romeo PRINCE HARRY has finally met his Juliet — at least that’s the word around Buckingham Palace! The 31-year-old royal redhead met American-born PR girl JULIETTE LABELLE, 22, on a trip to L.A. during the holidays and she left a major impression. “The prince enjoyed hanging out with Juliette. She’s very much his type and they hooked up,” an insider dishes to GLOBE. “She’s blonde, cool and wellconnected. She’s also fun, confident and doesn’t mind showing off how sexy she is.” Meanwhile, Harry’s wingman TOM ‘SKIPPY’ INSKIP just got engaged — so the bad-boy prince may soon tire of flying solo! RED FLAG FOR ROD STEWART! PENNY LANCASTER revealed a unique technique to get hubby ROD STEWART to leave her alone when it’s that time of…