Table of contents for September 2022 in Horoscope Guide

⋆ ARIES: Expand horizons… clarity wins…stellar finances… romance reboot.. ⋆ TAURUS: Culture break… friendly gatherings…lifestyle changes…onward and upward. ⋆ GEMINI: Respect your friends…alone time…home improvements…family fun. ⋆ CANCER: Back in touch… curiosity calls…in demand…family tree. ⋆ LEO: Center of attention… fine line…sudden opportunity… sounding board. ⋆ VIRGO: Time to get away… thoughtful gift…social time… fitness first. ⋆ LIBRA: Rain check… be tactful…surprise trip… compassion wins. ⋆ SCORPIO: Friends together… creative life…hanging out… competitive edge. ⋆ SAGITTARIUS: Two worlds… flexible alternatives…teamwork… brainstorming session. ⋆ CAPRICORN: School days…mentoring…balancing obligations…determination and drive. ⋆ AQUARIUS: Pleasant surprise…treat yourself…talking it over…cabin fever. ⋆ PISCES: Love is all…seize the moment…love and gratitude… lemons to lemonade.…

Jupiter is retrograde in Aries. Saturn is retrograde in Aquarius. Uranus is retrograde in Taurus. Neptune is retrograde in Pisces. Pluto is retrograde in Capricorn. Thursday, September 1 4:18 a.m. Moon sextile Sun. Harmonious awakening. 6:50 a.m. Mars sextile Jupiter. An energetic start to the day. 10:04 p.m. Moon opposite Uranus. Not a particularly restful night ahead. Friday, September 2 11:21 a.m. Moon sextile Pluto. Deep insights move us now. 12:20 p.m. Moon square Venus. Efforts to make peace fall short. 5:38 p.m. Moon enters Sagittarius. An open mind is a gift for two days. 8:48 p.m. Mercury opposite Jupiter. Avoid prideful talk. Saturday, September 3 5:35 a.m. Moon sextile Mercury. The day’s first words please us. 7:21 a.m. Moon opposite Mars. If tempers flare, step back. 1:06 p.m. Moon…

Loop the words in the list below that appear entirely in capital letters. “Bag of BONES” “CARRIE” “The DEAD Zone” “Under the DOME” FANTASY “FIRESTARTER” “The GREEN MILE” HORROR MAINE “MISERY” “MR. MERCEDES” “NIGHT Shift” “Knight RIDERS” “SALEMʼS LOT” SCIENCE fiction “Pet SEMATARY” “The SHAWSHANK Redemption” “The SHINING” SHORT stories “Doctor SLEEP” “STAND BY ME” TEACHER “THE STAND” “The Dark TOWER” series Celebrity Puzzle 1 Coming next month in Horoscope Guide! Year Ahead for Libra Plus Daily Guides for all signs Visit us at kappahoroscope.com…

Loop the words in the list below that appear entirely in capital letters. CANADIAN “COME ON Over” CONTRALTO COUNTRY EILLEEN (birth name) “FOREVER and for Always” GENRE-blending “Iʼm Gonna GETCHA Good” Five GRAMMY Awards “HONEY, Iʼm Home” “I HEART Huckabees” “That Donʼt IMPRESS Me Much” “The Woman IN ME” “KA-CHING!” LAS VEGAS residency “Any MAN OF MINE” “From This MOMENT On” “NO ONE NEEDS to Know” Carried OLYMPIC torch SONGWRITER “WHY NOT?” (TV series) “Man! I Feel Like a WOMAN!” WORLD Music Award “YOUʼRE STILL The One” Celebrity Puzzle 4…

YOUR SEPTEMBER GUIDE 1st-8th: Respect your friends. Your energy is at an all-time high so use it wisely, Gemini. On the 1st Mars in your sign forms a sextile with Jupiter in your solar 11th so arrange a social gathering with friends with whom you can be yourself. Voice your opinions even if they are different from most of the others. Be respectful, loving, and listen to what everyone has to say. 9th-16th: Alone time. The Sun in your solar 4th forms a trine with Uranus in your solar 12th on the 11th so take time for yourself to explore a creative project you started. Say “no” to social invitations and find that space where you can be alone. Shut off the phone, stop texting, and do not post on…

YOUR SEPTEMBER GUIDE 1st-8th: Time to get away. Love and romance are the keywords for this week, Virgo. On the 4th Venus enters your sign giving you confidence in how you look and feel. Make plans with your significant other for a getaway where you can be alone and share intimate moments. If you are unattached, find a singles group with whom you can hang out and plan events. 9th-16th: Thoughtful gift. With the Full Moon shining in your solar 7th on the 10th show people you love how much you care with a thoughtful gesture or gift. It does not have to be expensive or luxurious, but something that they may have mentioned in passing. They will be overwhelmed knowing how much you remember and want to make them…

The dog days of August give way to the crisp days of September, which begins with a hint here and there that certain trees are soon to lose their leaves. This transitional time in regard to the weather (and the leaves) is not so transitional to the planets, however, as this month’s celestial events are quite familiar. The most important of these two events is the fact that Saturn and Uranus, whose square caused some havoc here and there nearly a year ago, are now in the process of trying the same thing one more time. Eventually they will fail, and though they may still rattle a few timbers here and there, the article on page 32 reminds us that every aspect has two sides, and gives some examples of…

ARIES ⋆LOVE: First Week. September’s change of season echoes in relationships. Give and take comes in equal measure. Partners are not each other’s employees. Second Week. Miscommunications work against you; comments from the past come into the present and affect decisions and outcomes. Third Week. The New Moon in Libra activates the house of cooperation (the 7th). Compromising is the key to success. Fourth Week. Venus enters Libra on the 29th, helping you work in tandem to achieve your goals. Sharing makes it happen. ⋆MONEY: The Moon transits Scorpio on the 1st and 2nd in the house of your partner’s income, taxes, insurance, credit, and debt (the 8th). Shared resources here save the day, and your all-consuming self-reliance gets the message that it takes two to keep all the bills paid.…

Two major players in the sky that shook us up in 2021 will get together for a major rumble one last time in the fall of 2022, so fasten your seat belts and get ready for a bumpy ride! Saturn formed an exact square aspect with Uranus three times last year, and after the last square, on December 24, Saturn began moving away from the other planet at a pretty fast clip until June 4 of this year, when it turned retrograde and began slowly moving back toward Uranus once more. By the first week of September the two will be within about two degrees of each other, and from the third week of September through the third week of October they will be about one degree apart. Fortunately, Saturn…

Loop the words in the list below that appear bentirely in capital letters. ACTVIST “BLACK-ISH” DANCER “DANCING with the Stars” DISNEY Channel “DUNE” EMMY winner “EUPHORIA” FASHION icon LANCOME spokesmodel “Malcolm & MARIE” MARY-JANE (role) Child MODEL MUSIC videos From OAKLAND “REPLAY” (single) “REWRITE the Stars” “The Greatest SHOWMAN” SINGER “SMALLFOOT” “SPACE JAM” “SPIDER-MAN” “THE OA” VEGETARIAN VOICE actor Celebrity Puzzle 2…

Let’s talk about pandemics for just a minute. As I write this in late January in (at last) snow-covered Colorado (a fine state that finds itself in the midst of a long drought) various government spokespeople have suggested that the Omicron variation of the COVID virus has peaked and begun to dissipate. From an astrological point of view, this makes sense, as Saturn at 14 Aquarius has moved more than 15 degrees ahead of Pluto at 26 Capricorn, a span of 18 degrees. I have taken the 15-degree figure from Richard Tarnas’ Cosmos and Psyche. Mr. Tarnas suggests that the most intense manifestations of a planetary aspect between outer planets, particularly the conjunction, will take place when the aspect remains within a 15 degree orb. My observations concur with this,…

YOUR SEPTEMBER GUIDE 1st-8th: Expand horizons. Take advantage of learning opportunities available to you, Aries. On the 1st, Mars in your solar 3rd forms a sextile with Jupiter in your sign. Expand your horizons through meet-up groups where you can talk to like-minded people and discover new interests. Get to know your neighbors through activities that involve beautifying your environment. 9th-16th: Clarity wins. Mercury begins its retrograde journey in your solar 7th on the 9th, so there may be communication snafus with your significant other, close friend, or member of your team. Speak with clarity, be patient with one another, and do not overreact to what each of you has to say. Mercury goes direct on October 2nd so things will fall back into place. 17th-23rd: Stellar finances. With Venus in…

YOUR SEPTEMBER GUIDE 1st-8th: Back in touch. Balancing personal and professional responsibilities will be high on your priority list, Cancer. On the 2nd, Mercury in your solar 4th forms an opposition with Jupiter in your solar 10th, so it’s time to make up for being out of touch due to work that required overtime. When the present project concludes, you will be there for them. 9th-16th: Curiosity calls. The Full Moon shines its light in your solar 9th on the 10th, so this is the perfect time to sink your teeth into learning about a subject you have been curious about for a while. If you do not want to sign up for a formal course to study it, join a study group or book club that will give you…

YOUR SEPTEMBER GUIDE 1st-8th: Rain check. Work commitments dominate your time, so don’t be surprised if you must do a bit of rescheduling, Libra. On the 2nd, Mercury in your sign forms an opposition with Jupiter in your solar 7th, so check your planner before making dinner reservations or purchasing tickets for a concert, performance, or sporting event. Get a rain check for another date. 9th-16th: Be tactful. Mercury stations retrograde in your sign on the 9th, so you may get the urge to express your opinions more freely. Be sure that you are tactful and diplomatic in mixed company, especially with people you meet for the first time. Think before you speak, but do not let the planet’s backward motion stop you from being true to yourself. 17th-23rd: Surprise trip.…

YOUR SEPTEMBER GUIDE 1st-8th: Two worlds. Group activities may take up most of your time now, Sagittarius. On the 2nd, Mercury in your solar 11th opposes Jupiter in your solar 5th. While you love engaging with people from varied backgrounds, you also crave the intensity that a one-on-one conversation allows. Strike a balance between the two modes, and enjoy the best of both worlds. 9th-16th: Flexible alternatives. Mercury begins its retrograde journey in your solar 11th on the 9th, so groups or meetings you’re planning to attend may change their schedules. As a result, you may have to alter your own timetable, which may not be easy with your full plate of activities. Be as flexible as you can or look for other alternatives either virtually or in person. 17th-23rd:…

YOUR SEPTEMBER GUIDE 1st-8th: Pleasant surprise. On the 4th, Venus entering your solar 8th will turn your thoughts toward different ways you can earn extra money, Aquarius. If a real estate opportunity or business proposition comes your way, explore it. If no mega-deals are available, try opening an online store with a few friends. You might be pleasantly surprised at the results. 9th-16th: Treat yourself. The Full Moon lights up your solar 2nd on the 10th, so be proud of how you have managed your finances. Continue to save more and spend less and you will have one less thing to worry about. Be generous but not frivolous when it comes to giving gifts to people you love. Treat yourself to a new outfit or just do something nice for…

1 Rules, patience, friends. Everything you need to do seems to come with a set of rules that you lack the patience to deal with. Help from friends and neighbors can help you out of the dilemma. Just ask. Ruling planet: Sun. Gem: Diamond. (Gloria Estefan, singer) 2 Center, task, done. If you feel that you are the center of attention, you could be right. It’s up to you to take on a needed task and get it done right, so get on with it and do what you have to do. Ruling planet: Moon. Gem: Pearl. (Mark Harmon, actor) 3 Pesky, annoy, charm. Pesky people may annoy you, but there is a time and a place when you will have to deal with them. Just be your charming self and everything will…

Loop the words in the list below that appear entirely in capital letters. “ALL OF ME” “The BEVERLY Hillbillies” “Big BUSINESS” “A Prairie Home COMPANION” “DESPERATE Housewives” ERNESTINE (character) “Grace and FRANKIE” “Will & GRACE” Pervis HAWKINS (character) Kennedy Center HONORS “The INCREDI-BLE Shrinking Woman” “LAUGH-IN” LUCY AWARD “NASHVILLE” “NINE TO FIVE” “PONYO” (voice) “This is a RECORDING” (album) “The Magic SCHOOL BUS” “SHORT Cuts” “The Lily Tomlin SPECIAL” “THE KID” Cover of “TIME” Magazine “The WEST WING” Celebrity Puzzle 3…

This month is filled with surprises though anyone who has experienced the mild annoyances of Mercury retrograde, which begins September 9 and ends October 2, will be prepared for what it brings. As usual, communication snafus, scheduling conflicts, misunderstandings, and transportation slowdowns are among the disruptions that often occur. Remember to think before you speak, do not overreact to what others say and do, and refrain from juggling your usual array of activities. Mercury helps us multitask well when it moves forward at a steady pace, and not when it appears to slow up, which is what retrogrades are all about. Mercury starts the month in Libra, where it retrogrades on the 9th, then moves back into Virgo on the 23rd, and goes direct in that sign on October 2nd.…

September 2022 Longitudes Longitudes All positions are for Midnight EST. The longitudes table indicates each planet’s daily position in the signs. The declinations table shows each planet’s placement north or south of the celestial equator. “R” in a planet’s listing in the longitude table indicates that it begins retrograde motion on that date, or may indicate retrograde status at the beginning of the month. “D” means that the planet has resumed its forward (direct) motion in the signs. Exact times for all of these phenomena are given in the Hourly Guide and in the Planning Calendar on the pages following this one.…

YOUR SEPTEMBER GUIDE 1st-8th: Culture break. It’s time to take a break from the serious side of life, Taurus. On the 4th Venus enters your solar 5th making you aware of all the cultural activities you want to explore. Take your significant other or close friend to a museum, art gallery, concert, or performance where you can sit back and enjoy yourself. Reserve those tickets as soon as possible. 9th-16th: Friendly gatherings. The Full Moon illuminates your solar 11th on the 10th so think about signing up for a book club, meet-up group, or yoga class where you can gather with old friends and perhaps make new ones. Search for people with interests similar to yours and who may be attracted to obscure and unusual subjects. 17th-23rd: Lifestyle changes. With…

YOUR SEPTEMBER GUIDE 1st-8th: Center of attention. You could be on the edge of a breakthrough where you work or volunteer, Leo, when something you do deserves a round of applause. On the 1st, Mars in your solar 11th forms a sextile with Jupiter in your solar 9th, so a talk you give or a paper you write touches others in a big way. Invite friends over to celebrate your achievement. 9th-16th: Fine line. You love communicating with people from all walks of life, but when Mercury stations retrograde in your solar 3rd on the 9th be on your guard for misunderstandings. Friends could be overly sensitive, so think before you speak and keep the tone of your voice unemotional. People can mistake confidence for arrogance right now, so walk…

YOUR SEPTEMBER GUIDE 1st-8th: Friends together. There is nothing more gratifying than knowing you have a circle of friends who will always love and support you unconditionally, Scorpio. On the 4th Venus enters your solar 11th, so try to arrange a reunion that will satisfy everyone’s schedule and travel needs. It might require a lot of back and forth, but be patient and you’ll pull it all together. 9th-16th: Creative life. With the Full Moon shining its light in your solar 5th on the 10th, your creative endeavors take on a life of their own. Discover more about your abilities and reach into your toolbox to expand your talents. Join an artistic group who appreciate each other’s work. Be prepared for objective critiques and helpful suggestions. 17th-23rd: Hanging out. Venus…

YOUR SEPTEMBER GUIDE 1st-8th: School days. Registration is open and ready for enrollment at nearby schools, so take a look at their continuing education offerings, Capricorn. On the 4th Venus enters your solar 9th, so this is the time to stop procrastinating about going back to school. Make the move to do it. You may need to clear your schedule, but if this is what you want to do, just go for it. 9th-16th: Mentoring. Mercury stations retrograde in your solar 10th on the 9th followed by its semisextile with Venus in your solar 9th on the 11th. You may be asked to mentor or train others, giving you an opportunity to pass on everything you have learned from your teachers. You will feel confident and proud that others have so…

YOUR SEPTEMBER GUIDE 1st-8th: Love is all. Spending quality time with your significant other should be placed on the front burner now, Pisces. On the 4th, Venus enters your solar 7th, so leave work at the office and arrange a date night or weekend getaway. If unattached, set your intentions to find a soul mate. Do affirmations, attend social events, and ask friends to introduce you to people they know. 9th-16th: Seize the moment. With the Full Moon shining in your sign on the 10th, you will beam with confidence and charisma. Seize the moment and put your name forward for a leadership position in a day job or an organization where you volunteer. You are usually more comfortable working behind the scenes, but this is a time for you…