VLAD’S HONEY HAS NEW HUNK
The old saying “While the cat’s away the mouse will play” has turned out to be brutally true for Russia’s demonic tyrant VLADIMIR PUTIN. Moscow tattletales say the 71-year-old kingpin’s been so tied up with his evil war on Ukraine, his drop-dead gorgeous mistress ALINA KABAEVA, 41, a former Olympic gold medalist in rhythmic gymnastics, has gotten bored and is canoodling with one of her hunky bodyguards. In addition to her slinky beauty, Putin’s secret galpal won his undying loyalty by reportedly giving him sons IVAN, 9, and VLAD Jr., 5. Previously, he had two legal daughters, now in their mid-30s — with his only official wife. When illegal Ivan was born, a gleeful Putin reportedly shouted: “Finally, a boy!” Now, sources say hottie Alina…
