Globe May 8, 2023

LET’S WEIGHT AWHILE Looks like jumbo singer JANET JACKSON still isn’t controlling her appetite! OH SCHITT! CATHERINE O’HARA gets plenty of laughs as wig-wearing Moira Rose on Schitt’s Creek — but there’s nothing funny about her flabby chin! GETTING WIGGY WITH IT Moneyball’s JONAH HILL sports some superbad hair as alter ego Prophet Ezekiel Profit ROCK & ROLLING ALONG Red Hot Chili Peppers singer ANTHONY KIEDIS takes a new set of wheels for a spin in NYC after injuring his ankle THE BITE STUFF Abbott Elementary’s LISA ANN WALTER sinks her teeth into her duties as judge for a grilled cheese contest in Times Square GEEZY DOES IT Jaws hero RICHARD DREYFUSS doesn’t seem to have his sea legs in West Hollywood THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK!…

RENÉE ZELLWEGER and her Brit TV host beau, Ant Anstead, have moved in together after two years of dating, but friends say the 54-year-old Oscar winner is sour on the notion of getting hitched! Her twice-divorced, 44-year-old lover is reportedly willing to take a third plunge with the Chicago cutie, but sources say Renée has turned a deaf ear to his proposals. “Renée feels her life is full and she loves what she and Ant have built together — but even though she agreed to live together, she just doesn’t feel she needs the pressure of a marriage, and tries to make Ant understand that,” a friend blabs. Renée’s checkered love life includes long-term romances with actor Bradley Cooper and musician Doyle Bramhall II, along with a busted engagement to…

PLUNGED into a black hole over family feuds and tragic deaths, country star Hank Williams Jr. is selling his lavish Tennessee mansion and heading for the hills to live by his lonesome, insiders spill. But the heartbroken 73-year-old All My Rowdy Friends singer is having problems unloading the 11,566-squarefoot home sitting on nearly 34 acres in Springville and has been forced to slash his $3.275 million asking price to $2.8 million. “Hank’s been trying to unload the place for a while because he’s been awash in grief,” spills a family insider. “Once he sells his mansion, Hank wants to live in his rustic cabin or his place in Montana. “The Tennessee home is filled with too many painful memories of his late wife and daughter. Plus, he’s had difficulties with…

FREAKED-out Paris Jackson is so paranoid for her safety, she walks L.A.’s mean streets with a terrifying guard dog at her side while armed to the hilt with pepper spray, insiders say. Michael Jackson’s 25-year-old daughter was with a scary black Doberman wearing a “Do Not Pet” bandanna and carried what appeared to be a can of eye-stinging pepper spray on her keychain after lunch at Beachwood Cafe. “Paris may come across as eccentric, but she has to care for herself and learned the hard way she can’t take any chances with her personal safety,” spills an insider. “This dog is protecting her and no one would be surprised to see Paris carrying pepper spray. It’s what any red-blooded American girl in her position would do.” As GLOBE has reported,…

CRUEL Queen Camilla left Prince William’s wife in tears — and twisted a dagger deep into Kate’s heart — by deliberately inviting her husband’s rumored former mistress Rose Hanbury to King Charles’ May 6 coronation, palace spies dish! Sources tell GLOBE the backstabbing new queen deliberately reopened old wounds in Kate’s marriage following a white-hot cat-fight with the young beauty after William complained about plans for Camilla’s grown children to have official roles in the royal ceremony while more deserving titled dukes and duchesses were left out. Gloating Camilla then gleefully told Kate, 41, that 39-year-old former model Rose was on the royal guest list — while also insisting William, 40, is still cheating with the willowy Marchioness of Cholmondeley, palace staffers whisper. “Cruel Camilla went for the jugular in…

REALITY vixen Teresa Giudice and new hubby Luis Ruelas love bragging about their white-hot sex romps, but sources tattle she’s having a meltdown over her freaky breast implants and wants a new set! The 50-year-old Real Housewives of New Jersey star and Luis, 48, couldn’t keep their hands off each other during their loved-up vacation in St. Barts, but a source says she’s now flipping out over how “misshapen” her boobs look in snaps from their beach frolic. “She’s poring over all the videos and pictures and instead of being happy with how fit she is, she’s complaining about her boobs to everyone who will listen,” spills a spy. “They’re uneven and misshapen. She lost all this weight and now they look weird.” Teresa slimmed down since her honeymoon last…