Globe October 19, 2020

WHAT THE FLOCK? Pink-haired Modern Family actress ARIEL WINTER perches on one foot — like a giant flamingo A SLICE OF LIFE Rocker JON BON JOVI grabs pizza on the go while shooting for Barstool Sports in the Big Apple JUST FOR KICKS Director RON TRUPPA and Cobra Kai actor MARTIN KOVE try out some moves at a California film festival MOTLEY FOOL That’s no Phantom of the Opera — it’s clownish rapper MACHINE GUN KELLY in an unflattering beauty mask SLOB STORY HELENA BONHAM CARTER is a royal wreck in London during a day off from shooting The Crown MAN HUNGRY! Boytoy chef EMILIO VITOLO JR. and love-hungry cutie KATIE HOLMES chow down in NYC…

GRANDMA Martha Stewart is wolfing down cannabis-loaded gummies from her new CBD line, tattle sources who fear the 79-year-old domestic diva is enjoying too much of a good thing! Gobbling the citrus and berry flavored treats designed to fight insomnia and anxiety is “technically harmless, but they’re making her sloppy and kind of detached from reality,” says the insider. “She’ll be in this fog half the time, failing to finish a sentence or forget where she’s at with the simplest of tasks.” Sources suspect her friendship with big-time doper Snoop Dogg, her co-star in a cooking show and a founder of the Canopy Growth weed business, has a lot to do with her new hippy-dippy ways. Martha admits “I pop 20 and just feel okay, but some of my friends do…

SEX siren Catherine Zeta-Jones has ordered her 76-year-old hubby, Michael Douglas, to go under the knife and get his sagging face tightened, sources snitch. Although the Wall Street star is no stranger to nips and tucks, an insider spills Douglas’ kisser has gotten pretty jowly and Catherine, 51, isn’t asking him to fix it, she’s telling him! “He’s had facelifts before but they’ve worn off and he looks terrible,” the insider says. “His jowls are loose, his cheeks look sunken and his earlobes are droopy, which all spell YUCK to Catherine. “She misses that silver fox she married 20 years ago. She loves him no matter what, of course, and would do anything for him. “But she prefers it when he’s all pulled together, especially if he expects her to…

CAKE Boss star Buddy Valastro is battling to save his confectionery career after a ghastly bowling accident mangled his hand! The famed bake-master got pinned in a home bowling-lane mechanism that began to chew through his right hand — until his two teenaged sons hacked through the metal rod and rescued him, according to Valastro’s rep! “There was a malfunction with the bowling pinsetter, a common fix in the past, but turned into a terrible accident,” the rep explains. “After trying to release the bowling pin from the cage mechanism, his right hand became lodged and compressed inside the unit. Unable to remove his hand, he can see a 1-1/2-inch metal rod slowly and repeatedly impale his hand three times between his ring finger and middle finger.” The rep says the reality…

GUTSY TV weatherman Al Roker courageously refuses to slow down while battling tremendous pain due to a string of joint surgeries, say pals who fear he’s working himself into a devastating health crisis. The 65-year-old Today star, who has osteoarthritis, can barely walk without a cane following hip replacement surgery a year ago. Now he’s in agony from right shoulder replacement in August. His left shoulder was upgraded six years ago. “It’s been a year since he had his left hip totally replaced and he’s still hobbling around and uses a cane when he needs to,” tattles an insider. “Shoulder surgery forced him to take a week off, but he was back to the grind in no time. Anyone could tell he was in pain, but he didn’t complain. “That’s…

BRAD PITT’S gorgeous married galpal, Nicole Poturalski, is blabbing to pals she wants to start a new family with the Troy hunk, sources say. The 27-year-old German stunner could be in the family way sooner rather than later, dish spies who say 56-year-old Brad and the mirror-image Angelina Jolie look-alike plan to shack up together on a permanent basis around Thanksgiving. “Nicole’s dead set on making this happen,” spills the insider. “She’s young and there’s no reason why she couldn’t have one or two kids in quick succession. “And their kids would be gorgeous. Brad’s friends are already placing bets they’ll have twins! Twins do run in his family. At the moment, Nicole is tying up loose ends in her “open marriage” with restaurateur husband Roland Mary, father of her…