Globe October 28, 2019

FRUITLESS ENDEAVOR Some runaway produce puts the squeeze on clumsy TORI SPELLING! THE WHEEL DEAL Cancer-free Dance Moms star ABBY LEE MILLER is working on walking — but still relies on a motorized chair DEAD ON HIS FEET Former Miami Vice hunk DON JOHNSON looks like a zonked-out zombie! LOOKING HURT Gaunt WILLIAM HURT leans on a cane on his way to the Black Widow set in Georgia GUM SHOE Busy mom HILARY DUFF does some sole searching while out with baby daughter Banks SHORT SHRIFT JUSTIN BIEBER’s droopy drawers are a real handful, but the sloppy singer manages to preserve his modesty — just barely THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK!…

ACTOR Ashton Kutcher can turn murderous over petty, mind-dazing reality TV. Just ask his leading-lady wife, Mila Kunis. The 36-year-old Bad Moms beauty, who has two tots with the former Two and a Half Men hunk, says she’s a big fan of reality shows and once asked him how he felt about “later in, like, 20 years, 30 years, what do you think of me going on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills — just for, like, a year. “He was, like … ‘I would kill you.’” Mila is so into RHOBH, she was awestruck when Mauricio Umansky and Kyle Richards sat behind her on a Southwest flight a few years ago. “I was, like, ‘Oh my God! It’s the people from this reality show!’ I was so excited.”…

SUPPOSED Hollywood nice guys Tom Hanks and Henry Winkler have been locked in a nasty feud for 30 years — triggered when the big-screen star got the Happy Days actor canned from a directing gig. Bad blood began flowing in 1989 when the sitcom’s famed Fonzie was hired to direct Hanks in Turner & Hooch, a crime-comedy about a cop and his drooling pooch. Henry, who recently snared an Emmy for his role in HBO’s hitman sitcom Barry, says Hanks didn’t like his directing and ran to Jeffrey Katzenberg, then CEO of Walt Disney Studios, and got him axed. “Henry and Tom fought constantly during the almost two weeks they were on Turner & Hooch,” says a Winkler pal. “Tom didn’t like the job Henry was doing and refused to…

DISGRACED sex perv Matt Lauer is making a goofy comeback of sorts by dancing and lip-synching tunes with teen daughter Romy on her TikTok social media videos. The 61-year-old former superstar anchor — who was booted from NBC’s Today show after being accused of sexually pestering co-workers and even having a button to lock gals inside his office — is seen grooving with Romy, 16, to Hot Shower by Chance the Rapper and Big Fun from Heathers: The Musical. Lauer, who’s been divorced by Annette Roque, 52, mom of Romy, Jack, 18, and Thijs, 12, has been lying low in his Hamptons estate, where sources say he’s scheming a big-time career move. But one viewer of the TikTok videos hasn’t forgotten his sexual antics, commenting: “Did the door behind you…

MAMA JUNE has gone from broke to soaked — she unloaded her house at the bargain-basement price of less than HALF what the buyer is flipping it for! The train wreck reality star, 40, who faces a felony charge with her boyfriend for possession of crack cocaine, made a honey of a boo-boo by accepting $100,000 — far less than what she paid for the Hampton, Ga., home that neighbors have called an eyesore and that is now on the market for $225,000!…

RUTHLESS Prince Charles has snatched the crown away from his ailing mom, Queen Elizabeth II — under the guise of acting as temporary regent during her sudden health crisis! And he’s now making all the royal decisions even though she’s still the monarch! “He’s completely in charge,” spills a palace snitch. “This was what he — and especially his wife, Camilla — have been waiting for. “He’s saying it’s only temporary until the queen recovers her strength,” adds the insider. “But Camilla’s been guzzling her gin in celebration and braying drunkenly to her servants that they’re in charge for good and everybody had better toe the line or else!” The head-turning takeover came as 93-year-old Elizabeth’s health took a shattering turn for the worse and she stubbornly refused to have…