Table of contents for Nov-23-15 in Globe

RAVAGED by toxic plastic surgery, Priscilla Presley is finally telling all about her life with Elvis and friends fear it’s because she’s dying of dangerous cosmetic procedures — including having a banned substance injected into her face. In jolting disclosures, the 70-year-old is suddenly revealing for the first time amazing intimate details including: Why her marriage to the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll was doomed. The real reason America HATED her. Her touching last phone call with Elvis. Shocking new photos show the mom of Elvis’ only child Lisa Marie looking skeletal with sunken cheeks, grotesque puckered lips and scarring on the sides of her mouth. “Anyone who has seen her has to be worried about her,” says the source. “This could be the end.” Her confessions about Elvis include…

BELOVED superstar Burt Reynolds is now in such bad shape that he uses a motorized wheelchair to get around! “Burt has trouble moving, to say the least,” says an old pal. “He likes to joke he’s ‘lost a step or two — or maybe five.’ But it’s no joke that he has great trouble walking. In the past, he hobbled slowly, leaning on a cane for support. “Now, even while he’s doing publicity for his new book, ‘But Enough About Me: a Memoir,’ Burt has to greet people sitting down, because it’s painful to even stand!” Burt, 79, reportedly chalks it up to “an old football injury,” but the friend says it’s much worse than that: “If he has to move any kind of distance, he uses a motorized scooter.…

Tennis queen SERENA WILLIAMS is officially dating ALEXIS OHANIAN, the co-founder of the website Reddit. It’s lookin’ like a RE-hookup for ROSIE O’DONNELL and TATUM O’NEAL, who went to a charity bash in New York City — with their arms around each other grinning ear to ear! “Dancing With the Stars” alum NICK CARTER and wife LAUREN KITT are expecting their first child – a little Backstreet Boy! More good news! “Austin Powers” star MIKE MYERS, 52, and wife KELLY, 38, become parents for the third time as they welcome daughter Paulina! Groovy baby! Meanwhile, “DWTS” contestant, Iraq War vet NOAH GALLOWAY, and fifiancée JAMIE BOYD have broken off their engagement. “Happy Days” star AL MOLINARO passed away of natural causes in a Glendale, Calif., hospital. He was 96. The…

GLOBE columnist Jeff Rodack tells it like it is about celebrities — how they get under his skin with their stupid antics and the nonsense they try to put over on the public. Here is his unique take on Hollywood newsmakers and fakers. I love soap opera stars — well, at least most of them. They are a special group of celebrities, loyal to their shows and loyal to their fans. They are not at all like many of the celeb dumbasses, who make movies or TV series, thumb their noses at fans and live life on the edge. I watched as a throng of fans braved the Connecticut cold and welcomed back the stars of “All My Children” and “One Life To Live” when the afternoon dramas briefly resumed…

SAY it ain’t so! A new World Health Organization study says beloved bacon — and other processed meats — cause cancer! Each 50-gram portion of bacon eaten daily increases the risk of colorectal cancer by 18 percent, according to research conducted by 22 scientists from around the globe. Americans consumed 1.1 billion servings of bacon at restaurants last year — on our burgers, our eggs and even on our pizza. The average U.S. resident eats almost 18 pounds of bacon every year — and that’s on top of other processed meats like sausage, corned beef and hot dogs. Scientists suspect bad things happen to meat while its being cured, salted or smoked, resulting in a build-up of cancer-causing chemicals. “For an individual, the risk of developing colorectal cancer because of…

ARIES March 21 - April 20 A friend’s problems weigh on your mind — should you rush to help? Venus confronting Saturn warns it’s better to hang back during this (made-up? not-all that-serious?) crisis. Get ready for great deals at Black Friday sales! This weekend, look for friendship with someone you meet close to home. TAURUS April 21 - May 21 News of a pay raise or cash from a forgotten investment gets the week off to a great start! The stars say turn the other cheek when a relative makes unfavorable comments about your outfit or weight. It’s not worth getting upset over. Listen more than talk this weekend — you’ll learn a valuable tip. GEMINI May 22 - June 21 Ignoring a meddlesome coworker or neighbor is your…

NOW that he’s finished his probation for egging a house, Justin Bieber is scrambling to turn into a good egg — and a child of God! The temperamental pop star, 21, who pleaded no contest to the misdemeanor in July 2014, was ordered to perform community service and seek counseling. He attended 12 anger management sessions and did 40 hours of community labor, which included painting walls. He also ponied up $80,000 to cover the damages after egging the house of neighbors Jeff and Suzanne Schwartz in Calabasas, Calif., in January last year. Donny Gomez, program manager at Volunteers of America’s Family Homeless Shelter, is certain Justin “will be a productive member of society and a great human being.” That’s actually Bieber’s goal: “I just wanna honestly live like Jesus,”…

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NOW locked in her third divorce battle, movie hottie Halle Berry is being blasted by her first husband as a vindictive vixen who didn’t immediately squash vicious rumors that he was a sicko wife-beater. Former baseball star David Justice — wed to Berry from 1993 to 1997 — says the “Monster’s Ball” Oscarwinner publicly claimed she’d lost her hearing in one ear from a ferocious beating and refused to name her celebrity attacker — leaving people to believe he was the creep! Now, he’s warning her estranged actor hubby Olivier Martinez, who is in the middle of a nasty divorce from the “X-Men” temptress, the same thing could happen to him. “When she first reported she had been in abusive relationships, she wouldn’t name the ‘famous’ former boyfriend,” says David.…

THE 50th anniversary of “Days of Our Lives” is being marked by a shocking bloodbath! In a blockbuster exclusive, GLOBE can reveal TWO favorite stars are being killed off the NBC soap. Insiders reveal one of the actors asked to be axed — and the other, tragically, was given the shove. When Peter Reckell, 60, who’s played Bo Brady on and off since 1983, left the show three years ago, he swore he’d never return, says a source. “But this year, he finally relented — but with one stipulation,” says the insider. “He’d only play Bo for a short run — and producers had to kill him off for good! He got his wish. “Although he is still being seen on the show because it tapes four months ahead, his…

LITTLE SURI’S BITTER TEARS In her new book “Troublemaker,” LEAH REMINI says TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES left baby SURI crying — on a bathroom floor — while hosting a star-studded party! Leah says she was at the shindig and was disturbed by an infant’s wails. After five minutes of the nervejangling screeches, she got so worried, she followed the sound to a ladies’ room where she found three women standing over Suri while she screamed at their feet. The gals, including Tom’s sister and his assistant, were gaping at the child as if she was the devil incarnate. Finally, the “King of Queens” cutie lost her patience, picked poor Suri up and gave her a bottle of warm milk. Yikes! BABY MAKES THREE FOR CLOONEY CLAN Are GEORGE and…

LOVESTRUCK Blake Shelton has cut back on booze and dropped about 25 pounds after falling hard for his fellow “Voice” coach Gwen Stefani! Now they’re Tinseltown’s hottest couple, finding comfort in each other’s arms after shocking divorces marked by accusations of cheating. Since splitting from singer Miranda Lambert, the 6-foot-5 hunk has cleaned up his act. He’s curbed his drinking and gone from 255 pounds to 230 — with promises to lose more. “It’s no secret Blake had let himself go when his marriage to Miranda crashed and burned,” says one source. “But now he’s in love with Gwen, and he’s going to do everything he can to win her over. “Gwen has him eating right and exercising. But even more importantly, he’s cut down on his boozing. No question…

WEIGHT- loss poster girl Valerie Bertinelli is ballooning again — and friends fear the TV favorite is chewing up her acting career! The 55-year-old “Hot in Cleveland” star has gained back much of the 40 pounds she shed as a Jenny Craig pitchwoman six years ago — a loss that led to her famously showing off her svelte figure in a string bikini! Pals blame her battle with the bulge on her Food Network show, now in its second season! “I have gained a few pounds,” even Valerie admits. “On ‘Valerie’s Home Cooking,’ she shares her family recipes — and she’s packing on the pounds from sampling the food she’s making,” says a friend. Valerie rustles up such goodies as brownies, spaghetti and meatballs, salted chocolate cake, lasagna and even…

SHE-MAN CAITLYN JENNER is almost done with her shocking sex swap — but now thinks she needs butt implants to make the transition complete! A pal says catty Cait refuses to be left behind by the KARDASHIAN kids, who wrote the book on outrageous rear ends. “At fifirst, Caitlyn saw their obsession with big round bottoms as completely ridiculous,” says a source. “But she changed her tune when she tried a booty lifter and loved how sexy it made her look and feel.” Not to mention the fact that KYLIE JENNER — Caitlyn’s natural daughter — has got a really rockin’ backside from someplace in her DNA! Now, Caitlyn has started wearing a butt lifter almost every day. “She wore one to Kim’s birthday party and it looked great,” says…

He’s a judge on NBC’s hit “The Voice” and the lead singer of “Maroon 5” — and 36-year-old sex god Adam Levine has even more accomplishments! He knows how to smell good, can induce instant tears — and once survived getting his arm chopped off! Here are 10 more things you don’t know about the hunk who married Victoria’s Secret hottie Behati Prinsloo in 2014. 1. Adam started playing the guitar at age 10 and learned the drums from listening to Mötley Crüe’s “Dr. Feelgood.” 2. He met Maroon 5 band mates Jesse Carmichael, Ryan Dusick and Mickey Madden at the Brentwood School in L.A. 3. He was a writer’s assistant on the CBS show “Judging Amy.” 4. He’s a workaholic: “I used to be very lazy,” he says. “Today…

1/10 GWEN STEFANI There’s “No Doubt” that the singer’s voice is better than her taste! Gwen looks like she got lost at the fabric store. 5/10 JANE FONDA Jane, what happened from the waist down? It looks like a half-finished backstage costume change. 8/10 SOFIA VERGARA This modern mom has the whole package! Sofia chose the perfect dress to show off her unbelievable figure. 7/10 JENNIFER GARNER The “13 Going on 30” star radiates class in her simple blush high-neck dress and diamond cuff bracelet. 3/10 KEIRA KNIGHTLEY Colored ruffles are never a good choice. Keira looks like she’s going to a bohemian birthday party — as the cake! 6/10 JENNIFER LAWRENCE You can’t be first class all the time! JLaw could’ve made more of an effort than a matronly…

A TOP-SECRET FBI file has revealed Natalie Wood was the target of a sophisticated financial scam that could have led to her murder! The bombshell disclosure could provide the smoking gun that proves husband Robert Wagner had a motive to kill her, says a top investigator who has studied the never-before-seen documents. The 162-page FBI report, obtained by GLOBE, shows the Hollywood beauty was part of a “grand theft and fraud probe” involving the popular TV detective drama, “Charlie’s Angels.” Investigators from the FBI, the L.A. County District Attorney and the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission conducted the probe in 1980. The plot, according to the documents, was “a scheme to divert money from the major profit participants in the ‘Charlie’s Angels’ show” — and revealed “ the original idea…

WORRIED President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle are at each other’s throats over daughter Malia’s wild party antics! The 17-year-old was recently caught at a boozy Brown University student bash, where eyewitnesses say the First Daughter was playing the popular drinking game beer pong! “The First Lady and the President got into a screaming match over it, each blaming the other for letting their underage daughter attend a wild drinking party,” says a political insider. “Barack yelled at Michelle and blamed her for letting Malia get out of control! “He told Michelle in no uncertain terms she needed to rein in Malia and make sure this doesn’t happen again!” But the First Lady refused to back down, says the source. “Michelle snapped back at Barack, saying he’s a fine…

THE BRUTAL life-or-death battle being waged by boxing great Muhammad Ali has entered its final rounds, with a crippling disease stripping the silver-tongued legend of his ability to speak or even move! But a pal reveals the ex heavyweight champ has made his peace with life — and can handle whatever the future holds At 73, Ali is “a prisoner in his own body,” says pal Gene Kilroy. “It’s hard seeing him as he is today. “He can just about walk, and his speech is slurred. It takes a huge effort for him to make the simplest c ommunication now. But when he does, every word is worthwhile,” Gene notes. “Even now he has no fear. He says, ‘I’ll stay here as long as God wants me to. When my…

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WHO’S afraid of the big bad wolf? Not this real-life Little Red Riding Hood! Flame-haired Kimmi Kraus is a 27-year-old California gal who’s gladly given up dates and the nightlife to hang with her furry pal Damu, a 90-pound, five-footlong wolf. “I don’t have time to go out and party!” growls Kimmi. Her fearsome buddy, who’s been living with his proud owner since he was six weeks old, even sleeps and cuddles with Kimmi every night in her king-size bed in Santa Rosa. And she’s not the least bit nervous. According to Kimmi, fairy tales give wolves a bad rap. They’re not really the fierce, fang-baring critters they’re made out to be. She says Damu, a cross breed of Timber, Hudson Bay and British Columbian wolf, is completely safe and…

Talk show legend JOHNNY CARSON had already spent 16 years playing the comically clairvoyant Carnac the Magnificent when this photo was snapped in 1980. Johnny would don an outrageous red turban and hold an unopened envelope to his head so that he could psychically answer the question within. He’d announce the punchline in a deadpan manner, and then rip open the envelope to reveal the question and crack up his audience. If a joke bombed, Carnac went after the audience with all kinds of creative curses — including, “May the Shah of Iran seek refuge under your sister’s skirt!”…