Table of contents for May 7, 2018 in Globe

TEEN MOM FARRAH IS TOO CHEEKY! Former Teen Mom star and nip/tuck freak FARRAH ABRAHAM is one great role model for her nine-year-old daughter, SOPHIA. Mommy decided to get her butt cheeks pumped with fillers so she took Sophia to watch and then posted the “educational” moment on the internet. Wonder if Farrah will post pix when her little copycat insists on getting her rump plumped — just like mom. ASHTON & SHARON’S BLOOD FEUD Don’t invite chatterbox SHARON OSBOURNE and ASHTON KUTCHER to the same party! Sharon says she thinks Ashton is a bum since he guested on her gabfest TV show The Talk. “Bad attitude,” she says. “Didn’t get on with him at all.” Of course, she might be to blame. OZZY’s missus confesses the hunk was ticked…

WILD child Paris Jackson is a real switch-hitter! The daughter of the late Michael Jackson was caught getting cozy with promoter Andrei Gillott — weeks after packing on PDAs with curvy model Cara Delevingne! After the British beauty was a no-show at Paris’ 20th birthday bash last month, rumors swirled about their split. But a day after getting all touchy-feely with Andrei at a Hollywood hotspot, Paris posted a pic on Instagram — showing her cuddling up to Cara!…

For the week of May 7 – 13 CELEBRITY BIRTHDAY STEVIE WONDER turns 68 on May 13 ARIES March 21 - April 20 Just because work must come before pleasure, doesn’t mean you’ll have a nose-to-the grindstone type of week, Ram! With your gift of gab, talk someone else into doing your tasks! Walk away when those around you squabble — you see what’s really going on! A small gamble pays off on Saturday! GEMINI May 22 - June 21 Beware the sweet-talking stranger you meet on Monday, Twin! Mercury’s squabble with Pluto warns that what you’re hearing is not the truth — do some googling and ask others to check it out! The financial offer received midweek has merit, but run it past your partner before signing any paperwork.…

FORMER Smallville beauty Allison Mack is now the head of the sex slave branding cult NXIVM, following the arrest of the sect’s kinky fugitive leader Keith Raniere, says an insider. The 35-year-old blonde, who played Superman’s best pal Chloe Sullivan on the hit drama from 2001 to 2011, became Raniere’s second banana after joining the cult and has assumed a leadership role as he sits in prison waiting trial on sex charges. “She is the one person still doing her best to hold the group together,” says Frank Parlato, a former NXIVM spokesman who defected from the bizarre organization. “She is still working while most of the rest have just given up following Raniere’s arrest. Allison is so deluded she thinks that she can keep things going.” Other past and…

LOS ANGELES construction crews are uncovering “a treasure trove” of ancient fossils as they dig the city’s new subway line. Paleontologist Dr. Ashley Leger and her team — working 40 feet underground — have come across the remains of giant sloths, mammoth elephants, tiny horses, sea otters and whales. She says the 80-foot layer reveals posh Beverly Hills was underwater several hundred thousand years ago. AN American Airlines flyboy and a private pilot in a Learjet both reported being buzzed by a UFO above the desert in southeast Arizona — just a stone’s throw from Roswell, N.M., where the government is said to have recovered alien corpses in 1947. An FAA spokesman confirmed the pilots’ planes appeared on air traffic control radar but couldn’t “verify that any other aircraft was…

ALARMED Jennifer Aniston is pleading with her 84-year-old dad, John, to quit showbiz — fearing the soap opera legend is working himself into the grave! Dramatic photos show the Days of Our Lives star — who has battled heart issues — looking haggard and feeble. “The last time Jen saw him, she was shocked at how frail he looked,” says a source. “A lot of John’s loved ones, including Jen, are begging him to retire, but he won’t hear of it. “Jen’s worried it’s going to kill him.” The six-foot-three actor, who has played mobster Victor Kiriakis on the daytime drama since 1986, suffered a massive heart attack in 2006. “Jen has been on tenterhooks ever since, fearing for his health,” says the insider. But he’s refused to slow down.…

WACKY Night Court judge Harry Anderson died a bitter man, haunted by the regret he’d turned into a “tyrant” on the sitcom’s set and was resented by his castmates! The 65-year-old magician and actor died April 16 from natural causes in his Asheville, N.C., home, where he was “a broken man in the end,” says a source. “Harry let his ego get the better of him and it ruined his relationship with his castmates and, frankly, the rest of his career.” Night Court ran nine seasons from 1984 to 1992 with Harry as lovable Judge Harry T. Stone. The bizarre comedy co-starred John Larroquette as a prosecutor, Markie Post and Richard Moll. Harry got along at first, but turned into a demanding diva during the show’s later years, say sources.…

THE quirky cast of Jersey Shore is now worth millions. But they were paid peanuts for their first season, according to reality star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, who claims the boozy buddies were given gift cards instead of cash! “We would get $200 a week from the Shore Store. I had never gotten that much in a week, like, every single week, because you usually get paid every two weeks. That was crazy for me,” says Snooki, who just appeared in the series’ reboot.…

LEGGY blond bombshell Blake Lively is squawking about being bullied by classmates who called her Big Bird! The ex-Gossip Girl goddess brought up her nickname when she met the famed yellow Sesame Street character while filming the popular show. “Kids used to make fun of me in elementary school by calling me Big Bird because I was ‘too tall’ and had ‘yellow’ hair. Here’s to making best buddies with the things that once hurt you,” Blake wrote on social media. The 30-year-old stunner — whose husband is Deadpool stud Ryan Reynolds — also piped up about mommy-shaming after giving birth to daughter, James, in 2014. “You don’t need to be Victoria’s Secret-ready right away because you just did the most incredible miracle that life has to offer,” says Blake, who’s…

EVIL TALKS: CHILLING CONFESSIONS Mon., May 7, Investigation Discovery (ID), 9 p.m. Get an insider’s view of police interrogation rooms and the clever tactics detectives use to score confessions. This episode follows a detective who has a “hunch” about a suspect in the disappearance of two California coeds. CHRISLEY KNOWS BEST Tues., May 8, USA Network, 10 p.m. Back for a sixth season, Southern patriarch Todd Chrisley presides over wife Julie and their kids, Chase, Savannah and Grayson. But Todd’s mom, Nanny Faye, keeps him under control. BOTCHED Wed., May 9, USA Network, 9 p.m. Dr. Terry Dubrow rebuilds New Jersey Housewife Kim DePaola’s boobs after a few breast augmentations gone wrong. Meanwhile, Dr. Paul Nassif tackles a plastic surgery fanatic who tripled the size of his butt with gigantic…

COUNTRY cutie Carrie Underwood may have sang Jesus, Take the Wheel — but she didn’t leave her famous looks up to the Lord after a terrible accident could have left her disfigured for life! That’s the claim of several top docs who say surgery and careful use of fillers worked miracles for the hitmaker, who put on a powerhouse comeback performance at the Academy of Country Music Awards on April 15. Carrie, 35, had been in hiding since a “gruesome” accident in November 2017, when she slipped and fell on an icy staircase outside the Nashville home she shares with her hubby, pro hockey player Mike Fisher. But it wasn’t until January that she revealed how severely she was hurt — and how she was no longer “looking the same!”…

FORMER TV heavyweight Rosie O’Donnell is looking gaunt — and old — after losing an estimated 75 pounds! Now, friends say the loudmouth funnygirl is becoming unglued as she’s eaten alive by personal problems, bad press and links to a shocking murder. New photos show the troubled 56-year-old looking ragged — and insiders say the five-foot-seven star’s weight has suddenly plunged from 225 to 150 pounds as she grapples with setbacks and bad publicity she fears will send her career into a tailspin. “Rosie looks terrible and is acting unstable and erratic,” says a source close to the mouthy jokester. “Her life is a mess and her health has gone downhill with it. “The bad publicity alone has nearly driven her to a nervous breakdown and caused her to stop…

Actress JENNA DEWAN says she and movie hunk CHANNING TATUM split because “love … is taking us on different paths for now.” Heartbroken pro grappler and actor JOHN CENA called his split with fiancée NIKKI BELLA on April 15 the “worst day ever!” JOHN STAMOS, 54, and wife CAITLYN McHUGH, 31, are gushing over new son BILLY, named for the Full House heartthrob’s dad. Real Housewives of Atlanta newbie EVA MARCILLE gave birth to son MICHAEL JR. on April 13. Dad is fiancé MICHAEL STERLING. It’s twin boys for country crooner CHRIS STAPLETON and wife MORGANE. They also have a son and daughter. Former That’s So Raven star ORLANDO BROWN was hiding in a closet in his boxers when bounty hunters busted into his Vegas pad. He’s wanted for reportedly…

WENDY WILLIAMS is once again dishing dirt and entertaining fans with her outspoken opinions on her daytime chatfest after her three-week break to deal with Graves’ disease. Here are ten things you don’t know about the 53-year-old host of The Wendy Williams Show. 1 She says her childhood in New Jersey was “tortured” because she was “fatshamed.” 2 She claims Bill Cosby tried to get her fired from her New York radio gig in the early ’90s for mentioning rape allegations against him on-air. 3 Though she’s famous for keeping it real, Wendy admits she fakes it “maybe one percent of the time,” when she pretends to remember someone unfamiliar at a party. 4 She says her best business decision was taking on her hubby, Kevin Hunter, as her manager.…

HELPLESS hospital patients fell victim to a twisted nurse, say cops, who are now accusing the monstrous medic of murder! William George Davis, 34, “deliberately introduced” air bubbles into victims’ arteries by tampering with their IVs, according to an arrest affidavit. The sick incidents caused devastating stroke-like injuries to seven patients at a Texas heart hospital, resulting in two deaths, lawmen charge. Davis, a registered nurse, was working the night shift when each of the patients — aged 47 to 63 — suffered a catastrophic health crisis. The grim reaper can be seen on security video entering his victims’ rooms at CHRISTUS Mother Frances Hospital in Tyler, say authorities. Davis was also spotted on the recordings leaving right before patients experienced “unexpected medical emergencies.” Christopher Greenaway, 47, was killed a…

ALL-OUT war continues to rage between Real Housewives of Atlanta frenemies NeNe Leakes and Kim Zolciak-Biermann! Kim, 39, tried to call a truce on their long-running feud by apologizing to NeNe, but then the trout-pout blonde hinted at filing a lawsuit against loopy Leakes. That sent NeNe, 50, into a Twitter fury! “Please file a lawsuit. Anytime you wanna go to court, I’m happy to see you there because your lies have runneth over,” NeNe fumed. “You can never WIN when you play DIRTY so throw in the towel!” she added, before seeming to mock Kim’s lip injections with, “I mean, throw in the lips!” The two traded barbs all season with Kim insisting NeNe lived in a “roach nest,” starting a battle fans dubbed “#RoachGate.” NeNe blasted back, calling…

GIRLS Trip star Tiffany Haddish drinks TURPENTINE to stay healthy — but doctors warn the sexy actress is flirting with disaster! “A teaspoon will not kill you!” insists Tiffany, who says American slaves took it to cure many ailments. “The government doesn’t want you to know that if you have a cold, just take some turpentine with some sugar or castor oil and it’ll go away the next day!” While it’s true doctors once prescribed turpentine for illness, they also used to prescribe arsenic for arthritis — with equally disastrous results! The symptoms of turpentine poisoning include kidney failure, blindness and vomiting blood. Turpentine “has not been proven effective for any health condition,” declares Dr. Harriet Hall. The physician adds anyone who suggests it as a medicine “is offering dangerous…

MORNINGS are suddenly more sunny for disgruntled staffers at Good Morning America — because screen time for unpopular co-anchor Lara Spencer is being slashed to bump up slumping ratings, according to insiders. Lara leaked news about her schedule shift a couple weeks ago, claiming she’s stepping back to grow her lifestyle brand and production company, DuffKat Media, says a snitch. But a GLOBE source insists bigwigs are behind 48-year-old Lara downsizing her appearances to only three days a week — and the mole also claims the crew is cheering because they think Spencer is a witch! “She treats staff badly,” dishes an insider. “She yells, and she makes a lot of extra work for people.” GMA is locked in a ferocious ratings battle with NBC rival Today, and some say…

CHATTERBOX Kathie Lee Gifford doesn’t blink at having to rise before the crack of dawn for her gig on NBC’s Today. The 64-year-old told show co-host Sheinelle Jones: “I’m not a snoozer,” and says she opens her eyes at 2 a.m. every day! “Then I lay there and pray for sinners like you, Sheinelle,” Gifford jokes. “I pray. I strategize. I think. I linger.” After about two hours of getting her priorities straight for the day, she pops up and takes her pooches outside for a morning walk before getting dressed and cruising down to the studio in the heart of the Big Apple. She insists her early rising habit stretches way back, quipping: “I’ve been doing it for … since the 1800s, before there were alarm clocks.” Show me…

DESPERATE to gain weight and save her life, bag-of-bones Angelina Jolie is learning to whip up healthy dishes for herself and her brood from a pro chef — but sources fear she’s still scary skinny. Already too thin, the Maleficent beauty’s weight plunged dramatically after her September 2016 split from hubby Brad Pitt. A year later, weight expert Dr. Stuart Fischer — author of The Park Avenue Diet, who has not treated Angie — estimated the five-foot-seven star was at a dangerously skeletal 82 pounds! Before the bitter bust-up, the workaholic 42-year-old actress only ate because Brad made her, sources say. Now that he’s gone, Angie is a single mom in charge of meals for Maddox, 16, Pax, 14, Zahara, 13, Shiloh, 11, and nine-year-old twins Vivienne and Knox, as…

“I’M so happy, SO happy,” ELIZABETH TAYLOR gushed in May 1959 as she and new hubby, singer EDDIE FISHER, honeymooned in Cannes, France. The couple’s romantic European spree was a sweet escape from the U.S., where Liz was still being roasted in the press for “stealing” Fisher away from his wife — and her best friend — Debbie Reynolds. But it didn’t last, of course: The pair were divorced within a year. Liz later confessed she wed Fisher only due to grief over losing hubby Mike Todd in a plane crash.…