Globe May 22, 2017

PULPY FICTION Age has killed Pulp Fiction star UMA THURMAN’s bottom as she auditions for a SAG award SNOT COOL No Country for Old Men actor JOSH BROLIN put on a gross display — blowing out a wad — on a Venice Beach street COUGAR TOWN No longer a sex kitten, former Splash star DARYL HANNAH still tries her hardest in New York City HIP HIP, NO WAY! Talk about junk in the trunk! Pear-shaped KIM KARDASHIAN hips are the pits! A HAIRYSITUATION Retired talk show legend DAVID LETTERMAN’s goofy beard gets a reality check — from a perfect stranger! GETTING AHEAD Nacho Libre funnyman JACK BLACK goofs off while prepping to toss out the first pitch at Dodger Stadium…

POP songbird Gwen Stefani could end up deaf and wreck her fabulous singing career by performing too soon after rupturing her eardrum, say experts. Docs ordered the 47-yearold Voice coach not to sing or travel by plane after her career-threatening health crisis. But The Sweet Escape singer insisted on belting out a tune on The Voice just a week later. Her beau and fellow coach, Blake Shelton, praised his platinum blond gal pal as “tough,” but New York internist Dr. Stuart Fischer warns the No Doubt star could lose her hearing by defying doctor’s orders. “Loud music or singing could cause further damage and lead to partial or permanent deafness,” says Fischer, who has not treated the singer. “She would be more likely to develop serious ear infections. The smart…

GLOBE EXCLUSIVE KATHIE LEE Gifford’s sizzling on-air kiss with Blue Bloods hunk Tom Selleck has reignited a burning desire for love in her life — and now pals say the widow is determined to find a man! The 63-year-old Today co-host hasn’t been ready to date since football legend hubby Frank Gifford died suddenly at age 84 in 2015. But Tom’s lip-lock “shocked her to the core,” says a source. “She felt the fireworks again,” dishes an insider. “It’s been so long and she never expected to want or need a man again, but she does. She says she wants to feel a man’s arms around her and have him whisper in her ear.” Kathie Lee’s eye-opening experience came on the March 29 segment of her NBC show when 72-year-old…

She called the president in tears, begging for mercy ONLY IN GLOBE CROOKED Hillary Clinton is terrified she’s going to die in prison after President Donald Trump nixed a sweetheart deal that would have let her duck jail time for her outrageous crimes. “Hillary thought she had it made — but she’s bound for prison!” an intelligence insider tells GLOBE. “It’s expected that she’ll be indicted for espionage and taking bribes. “She’s getting her just desserts!” The 69-year-old presidential loser thought she was going to skate after striking a hush-hush pact with federal prosecutors who’d been investigating her time as President Barack Obama’s secretary of state. The deal would have gotten her off the hook for putting the nation’s security at risk by sending classified emails on an unsecure server.…

EVIL Prince Charles is banned from seeing his grandchildren, Prince George and Princess Charlotte — because their parents don’t want them exposed to a killer! In a shocking secret showdown, furious Prince William and his wife, Kate, told the man accused of murdering his first wife, Princess Diana, “Stay away from us!” Already battling over who’ll succeed dying Queen Elizabeth, 91, the all-out war exploded after Charles accused Kate’s commoner parents, Carole and Michael Middleton, of filling William’s head with nonsense about raising kids. He also blamed them for blocking his access to the children! “He thinks Carole wields too much influence,” says the insider. “And Camilla stirs the pot telling him he should have the major say in how future king George is raised. “Kate went ballistic. She yelled,…

TERRIFIED his years of boozing will put him in an early grave, Baywatch wild man David Hasselhoff secretly married his girlfriend Hayley Roberts, who’s 27 years his junior, pals say. The 64-year-old TV star, who is returning to the beach in the new Baywatch flick, got engaged to the Welsh beauty a year ago. Now, he and Hayley, 37, are sporting wedding rings — leaving insiders to assume they’ve tied the knot without any fanfare. “David can be very spurof- the-moment and he’s been saying things like, ‘You shouldn’t delay happiness in your life,’ ” a friend says. Another pal adds, “David knows he’s taken years off his life by abusing himself. He’s got arthritic knees and other health issues. He knows tomorrow isn’t guaranteed.” A rep for David says…