Globe November 6, 2023

TANKS FOR NOTHING Tattooed bride TISH CYRUS flaunts her flat belly, but songbird Miley’s mom should take a wrecking ball to her trashy wardrobe POINT OF HONOR Country chart-topper WYNONNA JUDD headlines a mental health benefit show in Tennessee — 18 months after mom Naomi’s suicide THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! HELTER SWELTER Sister Wives’ KODY BROWN sweats buckets in Arizona as the rumpled reality hubby fiddles with a selfie stick GOING HER OWN WEIGH This Is Us alum CHRISSY METZ shed boyfriend Bradley Collins — but all of her chins are still sticking around! SPACE CASE MICHAEL ROOKER, scenery-chewing Yondu from Guardians of the Galaxy, can’t hide the ugly tooth about his smile GLASS CLOWN Breaking Bad’s BRYAN CRANSTON totes a bottle of tequila while dancing between the…

COUNTRY diva Reba McEntire’s flirty friendship with longtime pal George Strait has beau Rex Linn up in arms and green with jealousy, according to sources who say Reba’s throwing fuel on the fire by saying she’s indifferent to getting hitched. Sources snitch George and Reba’s camaraderie is completely harmless, silly fun, but it’s rubbing the 66-year-old Better Call Saul actor the wrong way! “Reba and George have worked together over the years and everyone knows they’ve had this flirty game of competition between them, and they mean nothing by it,” confides an insider. Reba’s said: “George and I came up about the same time in the ranks of the music business and I don’t know why, he’s from Texas, I’m from Oklahoma, that’s always a competition. It’s just always fun.”…

ACTRESS Diane Keaton shockingly hasn’t been out with a guy in 35 years, and her grown kids are telling the Something’s Gotta Give star to ditch the nun act and hop back on the dating-goround, insiders tattle! The 77-year-old Oscar-winning Annie Hall actress had famous love affairs with Woody Allen, Al Pacino and Warren Beatty, but quit dating for good after adopting daughter Dexter, now 28, and son Duke, 23. Now, the kids fear their mom will spend her golden years alone and “in some ways, they feel guilty their mother doesn’t date,” blabs a friend. “Diane was a dedicated mom who felt her personal life took a back seat and her happiness came from her kids.” Her kids are even calling Diane’s friends urging them to set the actress up,…

DEVASTATED after her looks were destroyed when an unlicensed con artist injected industrialgrade silicone fillers into her face, desperate Priscilla Presley is seeking a last-ditch fix, according to sources who say her alarmed family and friends fear any new procedures will backfire, too! But spies insist Elvis’ only wife has reason to want a repair job after her weird waxy sheen and odd looks drew gasps of horror when she recently dined with her three granddaughters, Riley Keough, 34, and 15-year-old twins Harper and Finley Lockwood, at a Malibu eatery. Insiders say the 78-year-old actress tried other surgical and nonsurgical methods to restore her once world-class beauty and plans a final effort — against the wishes of her family. “Riley and her other grandkids are openly telling her to let…

MORPHING Madonna’s freakish face is the result of at least 12 cosmetic procedures, which may have cost the deep-pocketed pop star “multiple six-figure sums,” according to a New York–based plastic surgeon. Dr. Barry Weintraub, who has not treated the Material Girl, weighed in on the 65-year-old’s appearance after alarming photos emerged of her radically different mug! Weintraub notes the Like a Virgin singer’s suspiciously smooth cheeks seem “inflated” and believes dermal fillers or fat injections are likely to blame. The doc also points out Madge’s larger forehead and higher eyebrows imply she’s had a brow lift, her lips appear much fuller and her once adorable dimples are history! Weintraub suggests the Holiday singer, who in February jokingly copped to having nips and tucks, invested in laser skin resurfacing and had…

DESPERATE to keep a youthful look, aging Iron Man babe Gwyneth Paltrow confesses she turned to Botox-type injections and they backfired — leaving her looking like a crooked-eyed freak! The 51-year-old boss of the Goop lifestyle website reveals: “When I turned 40, I had like a midlife crisis and got anti-wrinkle injections all over my face. “I looked horrible — one eye was actually like higher than the other — and it was definitely a big mistake, though luckily a temporary one.” However, Gwyneth also admits to successful Botox treatments. On Goop she hawks a string of costly skin-smoothing products including Youth-Boost Peptide Serum for $150 and the Life + Depuff Eye Masks for $125. She says she’s for nip/tuck surgery “because I think it’s important to stay honest to the fact…