Globe July 18, 2022

MAMMOTH MIMI No amount of sparkly sequins can hide the fuller figure of hefty Hero hitmaker MARIAH CAREY SPEED DEMON NASCAR bad boy KURT BUSCH is wild-eyed at the Nashville premiere of his documentary Rowdy ONE OF THOSE DAZE Director SPIKE LEE dramatically kicks up his heels, but looks like he could be down for the count THIGH ANXIETY Aging Material Girl MADONNA hits the stage in NYC — but crosses the borderline in unflattering short shorts GIDDYUP — AND WHOA! Wrinkled ED HARRIS, Westworld’s notorious Man in Black, is seeing his hair mosey on off his head! BOTTLE BLONDE Wine-toting pop star PINK has grape expectations as she leaves her Big Apple hotel…

REALITY babe Stephanie Matto, who raked in $200,000 hawking her farts in jars and other bodily liquids, has been branded a stinker by her kin and TikTok bigwigs who shut down her account. Stephanie, the windy 31-year-old beauty who stars in 90 Day Fiancé and its spinoffs, boasted selling her toots and boob sweat in jars ballooned her bank account. One week, she claimed she raked in $50,000 for her fanny fumes selling at $1,000 a burst and her inbox was flooded with requests from “people wanting to purchase jars” and also begging her to make a video showing the bottling process. Now the vaporous vamp says, “I’m devastated. Selling ta ta sweat and toot jars has gotten my 130k TikTok account removed [and] shame from my Eastern European family.”…

JEALOUS Jennifer Lopez is refusing to play nice with fiancé Ben Affleck’s ex-wife, Jennifer Garner, who finds the snooty superstar rude —and the gals’ catty attitudes are causing major headaches for the beleaguered Batman hunk, tipsters tattle. Ben is bummed the gals aren’t getting along — especially since his Alias actress ex, who’s the mother of his kids, Violet, 16, Seraphina, 13, and Samuel, 10, has rekindled her romance with fast-food burger baron John Miller, 44, says a spy. “Ben knows they’ll never be one big happy blended foursome, but he’d appreciate it if J.Lo wasn’t so bitchy and disinterested in any type of interaction with Jen and her man,” spills an insider. The vering boozer, 49, has remained on good terms with Garner, 50 — even after their ten-year…

REALITY TV’S Cam Ayala — who failed to win the heart of Hannah Brown on The Bachelorette in 2019 — had most of his right leg amputated after battling lymphedema for more than two decades! The self-proclaimed “dance floor king” had the drastic procedure due to the incurable condition, in which the body’s lymphatic system fails to properly drain fluid, causing tissues to swell. But the plucky Texas native, 33, is already learning to walk again and is championing “faith over fear.”…

THE money-hungry clan of the late Steve Irwin is cashing in on his legacy by charging as much as $1,100 a night to rent a cabin on the grounds of the family’s Australia Zoo! The high-ticket tab at The Crocodile Hunter Lodge — which takes its handle from the TV animal wrangler’s nickname — also includes unlimited access to the 700-acre zoo, entry to its wildlife hospital and daily breakfasts for guests. Widow Terri — mom of children Bindi and Robert — calls the luxe lodge Steve’s “dream come true.”…

RATINGS for Jeopardy! are plummeting with Mayim Bialik hosting solo — and bosses are prepared to write Ken Jennings a blank check if he’ll come back and save the show, sources squeal. With only Mayim, 46, minding the podium, the TV quiz game has dipped below 5 million viewers for the first time in months — and sources snitch that’s good news for Jennings! “The terrible ratings have put Ken in a position of power and he’s playing a genius hand,” spills an insider. “Even if Mayim gets the job fulltime, they’ve made it clear they want Ken back in some capacity. They’re throwing all kinds of money and perks at him — but Ken’s playing hard to get! “He can’t forget the way they treated him right after Alex…