Globe August 23, 2021

NOTCH YOUR FRIEND Annie Hall actress DIANE KEATON stays loyal to her signature style — but that wide belt only accentuates her bloated belly HOW SOOIE-T IT IS! BRITNEY SPEARS is in hog heaven in Hawaii, squealing with delight as she pets a pot-bellied pig! WHAT’S UP, DOC? Trapper John, M.D. heartthrob GREGORY HARRISON is now a silver-haired senior — but he still brings on the drama at a Nashville fan convention SERVING LOOKS LADY GAGA racks up some tennis time in California — but her skimpy outfit nets more attention than her game! HE’S NO TINY DANCER Rocket Man ELTON JOHN isn’t firing on all cylinders — the portly pop legend needs a helping hand in Italy TOP GUNS Buff country king TIM McGRAW looks gym dandy as he…

THREE months after their shocking split, tech tycoon Bill Gates and wife Melinda finalized their divorce, with the Microsoft founder’s spouse walking away with $65 billion — and her married name, sources dish! On Aug. 2, a Washington state judge signed off on the couple’s hush-hush agreement, which is said to equally divvy up their fortune estimated at $130 billion. Melinda, 57, ditched Bill, 65, in May after 27 years of marriage amid revelations her philanthropist hubby was a philanderer! The software king left his board position at Microsoft in March 2020 — after a female employee tattled to company brass about their past fling. But the bespectacled billionaire claimed his departure wasn’t related to his cheating and insisted through a rep the affair “ended amicably” nearly 20 years ago. Now…

THE renewed love affair between Jennifer Lopez and movie Batman Ben Affleck could be headed for the altar as the lovebirds were spied shopping for high-priced bling. Just days after Ben, 49, gifted the 52-year-old diva with a $45,000 necklace he helped design for her July 24 birthday, the lovebirds were twittering over gems at bling palace Faraone Mennella in Capri on the Riviera. While J.Lo seemed taken with a $41,000 green tourmaline necklace and some costly earrings, the couple were also blinded by a glittering variety of rings that would be perfect for an engagement or wedding.…

DYNAMIC Dolly Parton is clashing with hubby Carl Dean over their wildly opposite lifestyles — she wants to go, go, go, while he’s eased into retirement mode, sources say. Insiders tell GLOBE Dolly, 75, is launching a string of projects, while her spouse of 55 years is a homebody. “Carl wishes they could lead a normal life. He can’t understand why Dolly refuses to relax a little more,” tattles a source. “They’ve talked about this before and Dolly has been spending more time at home with Carl. “But she’s in perpetual motion! It’s driving him nuts!” The Jolene singer recently announced she and a team of investors are sinking a half-billion dollars into a ten-year expansion of her Dollywood theme park, plus she’s gearing up for a concert tour. As…

WHEN it comes to holding grudges, actress Delta Burke has been like a bulldog, but she’s finally forgiving her surviving Designing Women costars after 30 years of feuding, insiders dish! The 65-year-old brunette actually set the bad blood boiling when she trashed her bosses — claiming they forced actors to work long hours — during an explosive 1991 Barbara Walters interview and was axed from the sitcom that ran from 1986 to 1993. The former Miss Florida, who claimed she was bullied and fat-shamed on the set while playing Suzanne Sugarbaker, also stopped talking to co-stars Dixie Carter, Jean Smart, Meshach Taylor and Annie Potts, according to sources. But insiders say Delta’s now reportedly ready to bury the hatchet with Jean, 69, and Annie, 68, and even to have a…

GAME show icon Pat Sajak is hiding a golden secret — he’s filthy rich and living like King Midas on a secret hoard of $250 million, sources say. Officially, the 74-year-old Wheel of Fortune legend is worth around $70 million, but insiders insist his real wealth is about four times that number due to shrewd investments in sports ventures and other businesses! Of course, the toothy game master also rakes in an estimated $20 million a year, plus bonuses fronting Wheel with Vanna White, according to showbiz insiders. Sajak’s hoarded his gold, preferring to hole up in his San Fernando Valley dream home with second wife and baby mom Lesly Brown instead of being a free-spending party boy, spies dish. “Pat’s been coining an absolute fortune from Wheel for years but…