Globe April 19, 2021

WHOOPSIE, DAISY CATHERINE BACH’s doughy muffin top spills over her too-tight jeans, showing the former Dukes of Hazzard beauty has seriously gone south MESSING AROUND Troubled SHIA LaBEOUF may have cleaned up his act after three months in rehab — but his stint did nothing to transform his looks! DOODYBOUND Onetime talk show host RICKI LAKE preps to pick up after her pet pooch in L.A. SPACE CASE Notorious germophobe HOWIE MANDEL arrives in L.A. to tape America’s Got Talent, looking like a total astronut SHORE LOOKS LOUSY Former TV witch ROSE McGOWAN may be living a charmed life in Mexico, but her bikini bod is spellbindingly bad FLY GUY Former Beatle PAUL McCARTNEY strips down on the beach at St. Barts and flashes his flabby belly THE BEST CELEB…

CROCODILE kid Bindi Irwin and hubby Chandler Powell plan to build a worldwide business empire based on their newborn daughter, Grace, insiders tell GLOBE! Sources dish the 22-year-old intends for her baby girl — named Grace Warrior Irwin Chandler — to carry on her grandfather Steve Irwin’s TV legacy! “They’ve had several projects on the table for a while and with lockdown restrictions easing in Australia and California, Bindi and Chandler are able to put them into motion,” spills an insider. “A reality show that’s in the works will begin with Grace’s birth and allow glimpses into their lives at the family’s Australia Zoo. “Bindi’s also keen to develop plant-based, organic baby products that will incorporate the family brand, everything from lotions and shampoos to diapers and eco-friendly cleaning products. “Once…

POP princess Miley Cyrus has been partying nonstop — now sources say pals are terrified she’ll crash and burn unless an intervention forces her to rehab! On March 25, the 28-year-old Wrecking Ball train wreck was spotted on a boozy night out at Hollywood’s famous Rainbow Room with 23-year-old British musician Yungblud and friends, downing beer. “Miley hits the bars and restaurants most nights but after they’ve all shut down, she goes home to continue the party,” spills an insider. “She stays up all night and sleeps till afternoon, and then the vicious cycle starts up all over again. It’s weekdays and weekends of nonstop partying.” Now, pals fear disaster is looming unless she gets help, spies dish. “The feeling far and wide is that she’s hurtling towards rehab right…

CATTY Kenya Moore was chewing the fat about Real Housewives of Atlanta castmate Drew Sidora and tweeted, “She needs to pay for a tummy tuck!” The smackdown was posted alongside a photo of Drew’s fuller figure clad in a snug peach gown. But the comment came after Drew, 35, shaded Kenya for refusing to participate in a “booty bounce” contest on the reality show! “What’s the problem?” Drew said of Kenya oncamera. “Girl, you paid for that booty, bounce it.” Kenya, 50, has denied getting butt injections to boost her bottom line — even though co-star Porsha Williams, 39, once charged, “It’s not her a** … I don’t know what’s in there. All I know is that it is ready to go back from where it came from.”…

A NEW British law bans cops from searching Queen Elizabeth’s palace and homes, where sources suspect the royal family has secretly stashed many of the world’s greatest lost art treasures and magical items — including the Holy Grail, the Ark of the Covenant and Shakespeare’s missing play! Britain’s Department for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport recently inserted the ban in a 2017 regulation that keeps Her Highness’ palace and Balmoral and Sandringham estates off limits even to lawmen investigating a crime. Buckingham Palace officials refuse to say whether the royal family demanded the law to keep authorities from snooping around in their private estates. But some sources believe the ban is to protect the Wind-sors, who are hiding a secret stash of lost treasures — stolen from historic sites around…

REBEL Prince Harry accused his grandma Queen Elizabeth of taking “bad advice” when she snubbed him and his high-maintenance wife, Meghan. The 36-year-old royal renegade blabbed on his CBS interview that his granny had invited him and Meghan to Sandringham palace upon their arrival in England for a visit after moving to Canada. “My grandmother had said ‘the moment you land, come up to Sandringham, we’d love to have a chat, come for tea, why don’t you stay for dinner because it’s going to be a long drive and you’re going to be exhausted!’” But a short time later, the invite was withdrawn with the queen claiming she was “busy all week.” Harry accuses palace insiders of giving Her Majesty “bad advice” to avoid meeting with him and Meghan.…