Globe November 9, 2020

GUT CHECK BRUNO TONIOLO’s casual dress reveals a little too much of the chunky Dancing with the Stars judge OH, MY GOURD! Nothing can squash the excitement of reality star HEIDI PRATT at a pumpkin patch in L.A. NOT A BRIGHT IDEA British beauty JACQUELINE BISSET catches some rays in L.A. — without wearing her mask SKINNY SCARECROW Newlywed cue ball cutup LARRY DAVID is frighteningly thin as he leaves an L.A. office IN THE NECK OF TIME ELLEN POMPEO’s scraggy turkey neck shows the Grey’s Anatomy star is no spring chicken! BAG MAN Looks like longhaired rocker PETE WENTZ is ready for a second career as a delivery dude!…

But Hoda & Jenna ain’t happy CHAT show icon Kathie Lee Gifford is talking to NBC bigwigs about coming back to Today — and they’re hot over the idea, spills a source. “The producers are thrilled and are actually considering making the show’s fourth hour a threesome,” blabs an insider. “They feel it just hasn’t been the same without Kathie Lee.” The wine-tippling 67-year-old chatterbox left her Today gig in April 2019 and moved to Nashville to pursue a career in country music and produce family-oriented content for Hallmark Channel. Meanwhile, Jenna Bush Hager took Kathie Lee’s seat next to Hoda Kotb on the segment known for its breezy vibe and friendly gabbing. “Jenna never really grabbed the audience like Kathie Lee,” dishes the insider. “Kathie Lee’s been a Today mainstay…

MANIC Martha Stewart and Goopy Gwyneth Paltrow are heading into the holidays trash-talking each other even MORE than usual — and their pals have nowhere to hide, sources dish! While there has never been any love lost between the raging lifestyle rivals, insiders say their increasingly competitive catfights are making everyone in their social circle squirm! “They’re snippier than ever and can’t get through the week without saying something crass,” says an insider. “Trouble is, they have the same friends — and they use some of the same chefs, caterers and crew. Their bickering is creating awkwardness!” Gwyneth calls Martha a “has-been” and Martha says Gwyneth “will have to work harder” to match her, snipes a source. “All their shared friends in the Hamptons — including the Seinfelds, Beyoncé and…

LEGAL hotshot and writer Jeffrey Toobin has been shelved by the New Yorker magazine for showing off his willie to co-workers during a Zoom conference call! While the mag suspended the scribe, who also took a leave from his gig as a CNN legal pundit, the married 60-year-old Harvard Law grad insists it was a blooper. “I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera,” he says. “I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers.” Witnesses say Toobin was masturbating — but he hasn’t responded to their charge.…

TIGER King sensation Carole Baskin, whose first husband mysteriously disappeared in 1997, has news for all the cool cats and kittens — she’s bisexual! The controversial TV documentary and Dancing with the Stars celeb purrs that although she is now on her second hubby, Howard Baskin, she has another sexual side! “I was always very male-oriented in the things I did. I never had any mothering instincts or anything, you know, I never played with dolls,” says the Big Cat Rescue queen, 59. “And so I always thought there was something off there, that I couldn’t quite put my finger on.” She said she put her finger on it in the 1980s, when she realized she could “just as easily have a wife as a husband!” Me-yow! I’ve begun to…

LOVESTRUCK Dolly Parton was so All Shook Up when she met Elvis Presley, she nearly chucked her marriage and career to shack up with the King of Rock ’n’ Roll, insiders dish. Sources say the 74-year-old Jolene songbird is finally ready to tell all about Elvis after decades of protecting her hubby, Carl Dean, and Presley’s only child, Lisa Marie. “She just wants to set the record straight, relay what went down and how much he meant to her,” spills an insider. Dolly was in her early 20s and Elvis was in his late 30s when they had their sizzling encounter, sources say. The buxom beauty got dolled up to meet the Hound Dog hunk in a Nashville office and discuss working together, say spies. “She wanted to catch his…