Globe July 2, 2018

THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! HEAVY HITTER Reality star HONEY BOO BOO, 12-year-old Alana Thompson, is quickly growing up — and out! BRITNEY REARS Piece of Me pop princess BRITNEY SPEARS sports a cheeky blue bikini to catch some rays in South Beach — giving new meaning to the tune Moon Over Miami HUMBLE PIE No matter how you slice it, pudgy pizza boy MEL GIBSON has gone to pot RAKE THIN Being a dad is tough! At 57, former Hollywood heartthrob GEORGE CLOONEY is now gray and gaunt! BOTTOMS UP! Comedian BILL MURRAY and Wrecking Ball singer MILEY CYRUS are the toast of the town in L.A. GOING RETRO Sloppy shopper DREW BARRYMORE hunts bargains in Pasadena, Calif. — and scores some vintage vinyl…

GODFATHER star and screen icon James Caan is a medical mess — hunched over and badly bruised — and an expert fears the actor is stricken with severe health issues that could trigger sudden death. The 78-year-old movie tough guy — who once lived at the Playboy Mansion for an entire year, drugging, boozing and bedding babes — was covered with bruises and sported a bandaged vein in recent photos. New York internist Dr. Stuart Fischer says the purplish marks and needle covering are signs the four-times divorced star “is clearly taking an anti-coagulant” and “must be suffering from severe heart disease or impaired circulation.” “I see people like that every day,” says the author of The Park Avenue Diet, who has not treated Caan. “His hands look purplish. The…

FORMER Top Gun beauty Kelly McGillis has eaten herself into the danger zone! Sources tell GLOBE the once slim knockout, who’s five-foot-ten, now busts the scales at a whopping 278 pounds! “Kelly is completely unrecognizable these days. She looks way older than her 60 years,” says an insider. “After battling booze and drug addictions, now she’s hooked on food!” The actress, who played femme fatale Charlie Blackwood in the iconic film, hinted she was keen for a cameo in the upcoming sequel starring Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer. But that’s unlikely. “At [more than] 250 pounds, she’s morbidly obese, which means her obesity may cause serious disease, and she may be diabetic,” Dr. Gabe Mirkin, who has not treated Kelly, tells GLOBE. The Witness star has endured terrible traumas in…

DEVASTATED her TV comeback was crushed by racist tweets, Roseanne Barr is bursting into tears — and wild rages — in public, fueling fears for the stability of the troubled funnygal. Roseanne, 65, was spotted weeping wildly in front of her mom’s home in Salt Lake City, Utah, where she’s been holed up since making her racist comments about former President Barack Obama’s aide Valerie Jarrett, an African-American. The day after she wrote Jarrett looked like the “Muslim Brotherhood and Planet of the Apes had a baby,” ABC bigwigs canceled her rebooted sitcom — despite monster ratings. “Now she’s an emotional, weepy mess and headed for a nervous breakdown,” an insider fears. “Roseanne’s just starting to realize the full and devastating consequences of what she’s done. “She still has a…

Traitor infiltrates security detail to exact revenge on war hero prince AFGHAN war hero Prince Harry and his beautiful American bride Meghan have been targeted for death by revenge-seeking Muslim extremists who accuse the red-haired royal of having “innocent blood on his hands!” Shockingly, the terrorists have come very close to taking out the newlyweds, British intelligence sources tell GLOBE in a world exclusive! “Security forces secretly foiled a plot to bomb Harry and Meghan’s May 19 wedding after a Muslim convert — who turned traitor to Britain — was discovered imbedded in their protection team,” an intelligence operative says. “The terrorists want revenge on Harry after he admitted he blew Taliban extremists to pieces while he served as an army Apache helicopter pilot in Afghanistan in 2012. “Cops…

JOY BEHAR feared she was going to lose a finger after she stabbed herself in the hand — trying to get the pit out of an avocado! “I never had pain so intense. It was awful,” reveals the 75-year-old co-host of The View. “I was on my way to an event and trying to desperately eat something. “I was trying to open up an avocado and stick the knife into the pit — and I stabbed myself! “They put me in the hospital overnight — and I was on an antibiotic drip every six hours.” Joy confesses she was worried about lasting damage. “You can lose a finger,” she says. Doctors told her she was a victim of Avocado Hand — injuries including severed tendons, caused by failed attempts to…