Globe Jan-25-16

FARGONE Seems like pickings are WAY too slim for a frail BILLY BOB THORNTON since he moved to TV’s “Fargo” from the big screen. MAN HANDLED She’s got all the right accessories, but CAITLYN JENNER still needs to get a grip — a lady’s grip, that is! THE FAST AND THE HAIRIEST Beach life is the pits for MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ, who had no problem showing off her furry underarms as she hit the surf. BABY ON BOARD Pregnant ANNE HATHAWAY let it all hang out in a bikini during a Hawaiian vacation. Is it too early to send her a waterproof onesie? LOLLIPOPS AND WHOA-SES Looks like once-dreamy singer (below) JACK JONES hit the road ... and it hit back! LOVE HANGOVER Where did her chin go? DIANA ROSS is…

TROUBLED Michael Weatherly has quit “NCIS” in a desperate bid to save his family and life before he destroys it all with his out-of-control boozing. But leaving the show reportedly wasn’t totally his own choice. A source says following his November DUI bust, the 47-year-old hunk, who played Special Agent Tony DiNozzo on the hit series, “saw the writing on the wall and wanted to take command of the situation before he was forced out.” The handsome actor, who amassed a $15 million fortune during his 13 years on NCIS, also admitted worried pals were urging him to get help. Says a source: “Friends are telling him to go into rehab and get ahold of his life.” He especially wants to “be there” for his wife Bojana and their children…

YOU BE THE JUDGE: IS CREEPY COSBY CHEATING JUSTICE? Cast your vote, Pages 30-31 RUTHLESS NBC executives engaged in a sick cover-up to protect their million-dollar man Bill Cosby from being exposed as an evil sexual predator! That’s the word from network insiders who are finally breaking their silence. The star of “The Cosby Show,” which generated billions of dollars as the top-rated series from 1984 to 1992 and a rerun juggernaut, has finally been indicted for sexual assault charges in Pennsylvania. And if the NBC brass hadn’t turned a blind eye to Cosby’s hush-money payments to victims, his serial rape spree may have ended, a stunned worker says. “There’s no doubt they could have applied pressure to Cosby to get help and stop his sick behavior,” says the insider.…

AFTER nearly 40 years, the killer of beloved “Hogan’s Heroes” star Bob Crane has been unmasked — and the murderer was closely tied to the actor’s kinky, secret double life as an underground pornographer. A GLOBE special investigation reveals the sex-crazed 49-yearold actor — who was obsessed with shooting private X-rated videos of his raunchy romps and orgies — was slain by L.A. mob boss Dominic Brooklier. A source reveals the gangster “ran the porn business in L.A.,” and supplied Crane with a bevy of beauties to bed in his private skin flicks. In return, Crane agreed to star in two films — a regular romantic comedy and an XXX-rated flick — secretly financed by the racketeer. But when Crane balked at doing the X-rated movie for general distribution —…

QUEEN Elizabeth will leave the royal family poor when she dies after blowing through her fabulous $2 BILLION fortune to support her addiction to horse racing, pomp and circumstance — and bailing her shameless kids out of shocking scandals! The 89-year-old monarch is nearly penniless, insiders tell GLOBE, and worried creditors are demanding immediate cash payment! If Her Majesty’s IOUs prove worthless, the people and businesses holding her notes will go public — and that will spell the END of the House of Windsor, sources reveal. Despite seemingly vast holdings, much of the property and items — including the Crown Jewels, estates and castles — Elizabeth uses to project her royal image actually DO NOT belong to her. They are held in trust for the British people, and as the…

OUTRAGED by President Barack Obama’s bungling and treachery, GLOBE readers are demanding his impeachment by a whopping 35-to-1 margin! In response to a poll question published in GLOBE’s Dec. 28, 2015 issue, readers voted overwhelmingly to ask Congress to boot the Commander-in-Chief — RIGHT NOW! Reader Rowena Vanmeter of Harrod, Ohio, backed impeachment, saying, “He has done enough damage to America. Get him out of office!” And Ron Graham of Tacoma, Wash., writes, “Do it now before it’s too late!” A political insider reveals, “GLOBE’s poll results prove Americans don’t trust Obama. They believe he’s a liar and traitor who has sold us out to terrorists, which GLOBE has repeatedly documented. Voters don’t believe him — or even like him. “Unfortunately, GLOBE readers’ demand for impeachment is too late. The…