Table of contents for November 11, 2024 in Globe

IT’S PUPPY LOVE, FUR SURE! Former Bond girl JANE SEYMOUR is howling with joy over making friends with a cuddly canine THE OLD BAT Crazy Train singer OZZY OSBOURNE keeps chugging along — but the ailing rocker looks like he’s speeding toward the end of the line! JUST ROLL WITH IT Chopped champ Lish Steiling has the recipe to muzzle TV chatterbox TAMRON HALL! KNIGHT MOVES Mike and Molly’s MELISSA McCARTHY is ready to prove her mettle by horsing around in a silly suit of armor FIELD OF SCREAMS Bridget Jones bad boy HUGH GRANT gets a kick out of watching a soccer game in Italy ONE-SNACK MIND Scenery-chewing funnyman DAVID ALAN GRIER enjoys a taste of success with his lifetime achievement award for comedy at the Newport Beach Film…

COMIC Rosie O’Donnell’s oldest daughter, Chelsea Belle O’Donnell, was busted after cops found her living with her 11-month-old baby boy in a filthy drug den. The 27-year-old was charged with maintaining a drug trafficking place, child neglect, possession of meth and possession of THC by cops in Marinette, Wis. The arrest came after Chelsea called 911 and was heard yelling at someone to “get the hell away!” When cops arrived, they reportedly found Chelsea and her tot Atlas in the feces- and garbage-strewn house along with meth pipes, a box of hypodermic needles in the baby’s bedroom, and a vial of what appeared to be meth and a plastic baggie of pills hidden in Chelsea’s bra. Rosie, 62, adopted Chelsea as a baby with then-wife Kelli Carpenter, but she left home…

FACING big time behind bars from criminal charges of racketeering and sex trafficking, music mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs has been clobbered with seven new civil lawsuits including a shocking claim that he and a celebrity pal raped a 13-year-old girl! The explosive accusation comes from a gal identified as Jane Doe, who claims she was 13 when invited to attend a 2000 MTV Video Music Awards afterparty in New York City hosted by Combs. She claims she had a drink, became sleepy and laid down in a bedroom. The gal says Combs came in with two unnamed celebrities, a man and a woman, and said: “You ready to party!” At that point, the suit says the man raped the teen while the woman and Diddy watched and then Combs raped…

PARIS JACKSON The King of Pop’s leggy daughter is a pretty young thing in a dramatic blazer dress KATE HUDSON The Almost Famous beauty is No. 1 in a slinky and sophisticated metallic halter gown LAVERNE COX The Orange Is the New Black star is on a winning streak with a futuristic chrome ensemble WHITNEY CUMMINGS That’s monstrous! The 2 Broke Girls alum is bankrupt of style in a howlingly silly dress! LISA ANN WALTER The Abbott Elementary teacher earns a failing grade for her cartoonish fuchsia get-up…

ORIGINAL Karate Kid Ralph Macchio is still alive and kicking — and showing off his acting chops on the film franchise’s spinoff Cobra Kai, which is wrapping up its sixth and final season on Netflix. Baby-faced Ralph was just 22 and fresh off his success in the 1983 blockbuster The Outsiders when he was cast as martial arts student Daniel LaRusso. He’d go on to play the role in three features and Cobra Kai — and has served as a director and producer for the streaming series. Now 63, he calls Karate Kid “the gift that keeps on giving.” Here are ten things you don’t know about the onetime Dancing with the Stars contestant. 1 When he was three years old, he began taking tap dancing lessons. 2 He was…

ROYAL renegades Prince Harry and his wife, Meghan, are so desperate to save their marriage following months of leading separate lives, friends say they’ve bought a posh new Portugal hideaway in a last-ditch bid to salvage their fraying relationship. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex were evicted from Frogmore Cottage in Windsor by King Charles last year, but have kept a foothold in Europe by reportedly plunking down more than $4 million for a luxurious holiday home on the Iberian Peninsula. “This is a strategic move in many ways,” tattles a wellplaced source. “Not only are they looking for a way to put some life back in their marriage, they’re also on a mission to save their royal titles. “And being closer to England is a key part of that…

MOTORMOUTH Martha Stewart always has plenty to say, but not to ex-husband Andrew Stewart — the domestic diva reveals she hasn’t spoken to her onetime soulmate in over two decades! “The ex-husband?” scoffed the 83-year-old self-made billionaire when asked whether the man she was married to from 1961 to 1990 has seen her new Netflix documentary, Martha. “I have no idea. I haven’t talked to him for over 20 years. Sadly.” GLOBE readers know Martha cheated on her hubby — but she brushes that longago affair aside, saying, “I don’t think Andy ever knew about that,” while lacing into him for cheating on HER! “Young women, listen to my advice, if you’re married and your husband starts to cheat on you, he’s a piece of s**t,” she announced. Meanwhile, sources say Andrew…

U BER-WEALTHY couples are paying up to $50,000 to produce superbabies! So far, more than a dozen couples who’ve undergone IVF have worked with Heliospect Genomics to ensure their babies have superior intelligence, according to undercover video recordings obtained by anti-fascism group Hope Not Hate. In the footage, a Heliospect employee explained how potential parents could rank up to 100 embryos based on “IQ and the other naughty traits that everybody wants,” including sex, height and their risk of obesity and mental illness. “Everyone can have all the children they want, and they can have children that are basically disease-free, smart, healthy,” Heliospect CEO Michael Christensen said on a video call in November 2023. He explained how “lab-grown eggs would allow couples to create embryos on an industrial scale —…

FILMMAKER KEVIN SMITH was nearly broke when he made the 1994 black-and-white comedy cult hit Clerks. He was so strapped he raised the measly $27,575 budget by maxing out his credit cards and filming overnight at the Quick Stop convenience store in New Jersey where he worked days. He also saved money by casting family and friends, and by wrapping the shoot in a record 21 days! Smith has said that although he wanted to play the lead role of Dante Hicks, he instead played Silent Bob because he didn’t have time to learn his lines.…

ONETIME Diddy party pal Justin Bieber is finding it hard to outrun his murky past association with the disgraced rapper — and it sure isn’t helping that an old video clip has surfaced showing Sean Combs patting down the pop star in what looks like an attempt to check for a police wire! In the video — which is believed to date back to 2021 — the rapper formerly known as Puff Daddy can be seen asking the Peaches singer something while they stand next to a black SUV. Justin shakes his head “no,” and then the Bad Boy Records founder, 55, pats the younger chum’s chest as if searching for something. “Paranoia,” pronounced one viewer online. “Trying to play it safe, nothing more,” commented another. But all this is…

CLEAN-CUT CARRIE QUITS SIN CITY GIG PERFORMING in a place nicknamed Sin City just doesn’t sit right with a religious married mom of two young sons, so songbird CARRIE UNDERWOOD has decided to dump her residency in Las Vegas early next year. The goody-goody 41-year-old Jesus Take the Wheel thrush says while she enjoyed working at Resorts World — where sources say she raked in a mind-boggling $500Gs a night — she’s quitting to spend time with sons ISAIAH, 9, and JACOB, 5, and former hockey pro hubby MIKE FISHER, 44. “Carrie adored playing Vegas,” squawks a source. “But she felt like she had to cut that part of her career out of her life for now. She missed her boys when she was in Nevada and that left…

COMIC legend Jerry Lewis was suddenly ousted from his gig hosting the annual Muscular Dystrophy Association telethon in 2011 after the egocrazed funnyman exploded in a spit-flying rage and threatened the charity’s president over program cuts and control of the popular TV fundraiser. In a bombshell revelation, GLOBE sources finally rip the lid off one of TV’s longest-held secrets to reveal how frazzled Muscular Dystrophy Association (MDA) bigwigs finally showed Jerry the door after he’d hosted the telethon that made him a household name for 45 years — because they were fed up with his bizarre antics, embarrassing gaffes and “mean-spirited” behavior out of sight of the cameras. “Jerry was very angry because the new president of the MDA made decisions without his input,” says Rick Saphire, author of the…

MUTILATED Montana camper Dustin Kjersem was so badly butchered in his tent a horrified friend told a 911 operator the bloody scene looked like a bear attack — but lawmen believe the victim was actually murdered by a homicidal human! A concerned friend launched a search for Kjersem after the 35-year-old outdoorsman missed a scheduled meet-up and discovered his ravaged corpse on Oct. 12 at a forest service campsite near Big Sky. Local police and an investigator from the state’s Fish, Wildlife & Parks agency examined the grizzly crime scene and the surrounding area of Moose Creek — and determined there was no evidence of ursine activity! Even more disturbing, an autopsy report stated Kjersem suffered multiple fatal chop wounds! “People have asked me if there’s a threat to the…

MACHO Godfather legend Al Pacino admits he’s still “haunted” by a childhood injury to his penis! Now 84, the grizzled geezer gabs he was ten years old and walking atop a rain-slickened fence when “I slipped and fell, and the iron bar hit me directly between my legs!” The Serpico star recalls being in “such pain” and a neighbor scooping him up and delivering him to the home of a relative. “I lay there on the bed, with my pants completely down around my ankles as the three women in my life — my mother, my aunt and my grandmother — poked and prodded at my penis,” Pacino says. “I thought, ‘God, please take me now.’” The screen stud reveals his manhood “remained attached — along with the trauma.”…

GIRL Scout cookies are made at two U.S. bakeries — Virginia’s ABC Bakers and Little Brownie Bakers in Kentucky. Cookies taste different depending on where they’re created due to slight variations in recipes. BEES love to catch a buzz by sipping coffee! Scientists say a jolt of joe helps speed the insects’ pollination and honey production. IT’S illegal to wear camouflage in 20 countries — Antigua and Barbuda, Azerbaijan, the Bahamas, Barbados, Dominica, Ghana, Grenada, Guyana, Jamaica, Nigeria, Oman, the Philippines, St. Lucia, St. Vincent and the Grenadines, Saudi Arabia, South Africa, Trinidad and Tobago, Uganda, Zambia and Zimbabwe. AFTER his death at age 78, an autopsy conducted at Britain’s Birmingham University determined a man lived his entire life with THREE functioning penises. Two were tucked in the skin of…

DISGRACED Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein has been diagnosed with chronic myeloid leukemia, a rare, slow-growing form of bone-marrow cancer. The 72-year-old predator is receiving treatment behind bars while awaiting retrial on sex crime charges in New York after his 2020 conviction was overturned on appeal. He’s also currently serving a separate 23-year sentence for rape and sexual assault. Weinstein, whose abuse helped spark the #metoo movement, also suffers from diabetes, high blood pressure and spinal stenosis.…

THE Pentagon is denying the existence of UFOs and space aliens despite the chilling warning by the military’s former top investigator into extraterrestrials, who insist ETs are real and a genuine danger to the U.S. In a bombshell revelation, Luis Elizondo, former head of the Pentagon’s agency that investigated UFOs, or unidentified anomalous phenomena (UAP), and whether space aliens and their super-flying craft exist, says the government’s denials are baloney and ignore a terrible danger. “The fact is, they’re real and they are a national security issue for this country,” insists the author of the just released book Imminent: Inside the Pentagon’s Hunt for UFOs. But his scary warning was flat-out rejected by Pentagon Press Secretary Maj. Gen. Pat Ryder during an Oct. 17 media briefing. “The truth is out…

It’s a love match made in “Real Housewives” heaven. JIM BELLINO, ex of Real Housewives of Orange County star ALEXIS BELLINO, and former show beauty ELIZABETH LYN VARGAS are canoodling. The devoted golfers reportedly met at the course and hit a hole in one. DJ KASKADE, aka RYAN GARY RADDON, is spinning after being hit with divorce papers from his wife of 28 years, NAOMI. The mom of three is asking for joint custody of their one minor kid, daughter ISLA, 14. Stage and screen musical star MITZI GAYNOR, best known for her big-screen starring role in South Pacific, died at 93. Her hubby, producer JACK BEAN, died in 2006, after 52 years of marriage. Former NFL quarterback JAY CUTLER, 41, was busted for DUI and gun possession after…

FLEET-FOOTED sneaks slipped into a Cincinnati shop and ran off with over 100 right shoes and other goods — costing the store’s distraught owner nearly $45,000! Hunter Emigh, who operates the socked business, Sole Bros, says his security system alerted him to the presence of after-hours intruders and cameras captured a perp pillaging his place! Emigh determined his archenemy and two accomplices “took almost every other shoe to a lot of the pairs that were on the wall,” in addition to more than 50 clothing items and about a dozen full pairs of footwear. The shopkeeper calls the soleless heist a “demoralizing thing.”…

SOFTHEARTED Amazing Spider-Man star Andrew Garfield ignited a storm on social media when he defended Mel Gibson, who directed him in 2016’s Hacksaw Ridge. Andrew, who’s Jewish, says Mel “deserves to make films” despite making anti-Semitic remarks in 2006 during a DUI arrest. The Brit insists people “deserve second chances,” and “can change … can get help.” But fans disagree — vehemently! “I love Andrew — but no on Gibson. And I’m sad that Andrew is making excuses for him,” one posted on X.…