Globe June 27, 2022

TOE NO! Oscar winner HELEN MIRREN ditches her heels — and reveals some ugly bunions! TIERS OF A CLOWN Legendary singer DIANA ROSS looks supremely silly in a fluffy two-tone gown HEAVY LIFTING Former fat kid turned fitness freak RYAN SEACREST gives his fork a workout while co-hosting Live in NYC STATUS DOUGH Friends trainwreck MATTHEW PERRY flashes his flab while waddling around L.A. BAITED BREATH Reality TV reject DENISE RICHARDS works on perfecting her fishy guppy gape LAST LICKS Tongue-wagging rocker MICK JAGGER hits the stage in Spain for the Rolling Stones’ latest tour…

KELLY CLARKSON’s bitter ex Brandon Blackstock is planning to even the score with an embarrassing bombshell exposing the talk show queen’s secret warts, insiders dish. “Brandon’s sat back and stewed for years now while Kelly painted him as the ultimate bad guy,” tattles an insider. “He’s always said there are two sides to this story and one day he’ll correct the myths and clear his name. “He figures this is a great time to drop a tell-all. Since his spousal support is locked in, there’s no gag order on him and it’ll be great to stick it to Kelly ahead of her taking Ellen DeGeneres’ TV slot in the fall.” As GLOBE has reported, Kelly, 40, shelled out a huge settlement to Brandon, 45 — paying her former manager a…

HENPECKED former boozer Ben Affleck is moaning he’s being railroaded into an early knot-tie with demanding fiancée Jennifer Lopez, spies tattle. His high-maintenance, 52-year-old squeeze is forging ahead with plans to wed sooner rather than later, and pressuring her beefcake beau, 49, to get into tip-top shape for the special day — with no excuses! “J.Lo still wants the big, flashy ceremony down the line, but before that she wants a small one to get the formalities out of the way,” dishes an insider. “And she’s told Ben there’s no weaseling out of it.” She’s reportedly looking for a fast, small, private elopement followed by a huge spectacular wedding in a tropical paradise like Hawaii or the Bahamas. “Ben’s going along with it but he’s feeling steamrollered,” says the insider.…

AFTER a judge gave Brad Pitt joint custody of their kids, vindictive Angelina Jolie secretly sold her half of the couple’s French winery to a Russian oligarch, who would “harm” the movie hunk by taking over the business using “cutthroat tactics.” That’s the 58-year-old Troy hunk’s shocking claim in a lawsuit against his 47-year-old ex, which tries to void the 2021 sale of her share of their $164 million Miraval estate to Yuri Shefler. Pitt claims Shefler, owner of Stolichnaya Vodka and who counts Russian warmonger Vladimir Putin as a pal, plans to take over his successful Miraval Rose wine business using shady business practices. He claims Jolie was bitter because a judge had awarded him 50/50 custody of their six kids. At the time of the ruling, which has…

KIDNAP victim Elizabeth Smart — who was snatched at age 14 and held captive and raped for nine months — credits her mom for pushing her to keep going through her torment of “shame” and “guilt.” Now 34, married to Matthew Gilmour, dad of her kids, Chloe, 7, James, 5, and Olivia, 3, Smart says her horrific ordeal 20 years ago changed her forever. But she praises her mom, Lois, for helping her survive after her rescue. “Whenever I had a bad day, she’d be like, ‘Elizabeth, what do you do when a horse bucks you off?’ “And I hated that so much. I was like, ‘Just let me feel sorry for myself for five minutes,’ ” says the brave survivor. “She always wanted me to get back up. She…

DISNEY channel grandpa Stoney Westmoreland will spend two years in the clink and another ten in supervised release after trying to lure a 13-year-old boy into having sex. The 52-year-old, who played grandfather Ham on Andi Mack from 2017 to 2018, will also have to register as a sex offender and is banned from contact with minors without adult supervision. Salt Lake City cops say he used the Grindr dating app to try to set up a meet in his hotel room with a lawman posing as a 13-year-old boy and sent him nude pictures asking for some in return.…