Globe April 11, 2022

HOW FOWL! Blubbery ex-Beatle PAUL McCARTNEY should stop gobbling — his turkey wattle is hard to face! CHIPPING IN With his heartthrob days behind him, former CHiPS star ERIK ESTRADA is a can-do homeowner in L.A. TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER Gaunt ANGELINA JOLIE visits the White House looking like a scary-skinny movie alien OH MY BLOB! Faded beauty CYBILL SHEPHERD has gone from slender stunner to flabby fatty! DEUCES WILD KISS rocker GENE SIMMONS is left holding the bag in L.A. after walking his pooping pooch GLOSS MOVE Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ LISA RINNA is hooked on freshening up her trout pout…

COUGAR Kim Kardashian is so determined to keep things white-hot with toyboy lover Pete Davidson — she got a new set of boobs, spies say. The bootylicious, 41-year old reality queen and mom of four underwent a booby upgrade to keep things firm with her 28-year-old funnyman lover, snitch sources. “It was just a minor lift to stop any sagging plus the transferring of fats from other parts of her body to make her bust appear enhanced but still quite natural,” tattles a tipster. “It’s given her a spring in her step. She loves the results and, of course, so does Pete.” As GLOBE revealed, Kim has been battling her bitter exhusband Kanye West, 44, over custody of their kids. Sources say her romance with scarecrow SNL comic Davidson is…

BIZARRE Kanye West has become a radioactive untouchable in Tinseltown, according to insiders who say stars are horrified by his unhinged antics and ugly divorce. After causing a flap by taunting ex-wife Kim Kardashian’s new love, comic Pete Davidson, 28, the bipolar rapper, 44, was suspended from Instagram for firing a racial slur at Daily Show host Trevor Noah and banned from performing at the Grammy Awards. “He’s moved past the point of being a clown-like figure to someone most honchos would rather cross the street than associate with right now,” tattles a tipster. “It’s saying something when his closest pal in L.A. right now is shock rocker Marilyn Manson, who is caught in a scandal over vile sex attacks.” Says another source, “It’s almost like Kanye wants to alienate people.…

KYLIE JENNER’s baby boy is already two months old and doesn’t have a moniker after she flip-flopped on her original choice — Wolf. The 24-year-old reality star, who also has four-year-old daughter Stormi with rapper Travis Scott, 30, announced she’s canceled the first name. “FYI OUR SONS NAME ISN’T WOLF ANYMORE,” she writes on social media. “WE JUST REALLY DIDN’T FEEL LIKE IT WAS HIM.” The nameless kid was a brawny eight pounds, 13 ounces when he arrived on Feb. 2, exactly four years and a day after his sister.…

AN UGLY tug-of-war has exploded in Monaco where troubled Princess Charlene is battling for her twins with her cheater-hubby’s sister Princess Caroline, palace insiders say. A source claims Charlene, 44, who just returned from four months of treatment at a Swiss mental health clinic, is desperate to take seven-year-old Gabriella and Jacques away from life “in Monaco’s goldfish bowl” and “move to the Alps — if Prince Albert allows it.” But her sister-in-law Caroline, who looked after the kids while their mom was absent for more than a year, wants to raise the twins as the gambling mecca’s next royal heirs. “Caroline’s influence over the children is making Charlene frantic,” the source says. “Caroline is determined to mold the twins, especially Jacques the heir apparent, to fit her idea of…

KOOKY comic Kathy Griffin reveals she ended up in the looney bin following a suicide attempt — and that saved her life! The 61-year-old wild child confesses she hit rock bottom after she was clobbered by a backlash for posing with a bloody effigy of then-President Donald Trump in 2017. “I tried to kill myself, and ended up in the psych ward,” confesses the funnygal, who’s also beaten Stage 1 lung cancer following an op where half a lung was removed. She kicked her pill popping last year and now attends AA, she says.…