Globe June 22, 2020

LOOKING POOPED BEN AFFLECK is having a doggone crappy day in Venice with his fourfooted friend FLABTASTIC! Gutsy LADY GAGA dares to bare her terrible tummy in Hollywood THE BOGEYMAN DENNIS QUAID shows he’s got the right stuff during a game of golf in Bel-Air CLUCKING AWFUL Scrawny MELANIE GRIFFITH’s tight workout clothes reveal her fowl-looking chicken legs NODDING HILL Sleepy-looking HUGH GRANT says he’s now “too old, ugly and fat” to be a rom-com lead — and it’s hard to disagree! GREAT EXPECTATIONS Preggers American Idol judge KATY PERRY appears ready to pop! THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK!…

SCREEN stud Brad Pitt is stuffing his face with fast food, sources dish — and his unhealthy diet is threatening his bottom line: his once beautiful behind! Insiders tell GLOBE the Fight Club star, 56, is gorging on fattening In-N-Out burgers and guzzling green tea lattes, and the extra calories are adding unflattering flab to one of his most notable assets. “He’s never been one to hit the gym hard, and while Brad is still undeniably handsome, he’s starting to really sag in some key areas — mainly his butt,” spills an insider. “It’s dawned on him he’s losing his figure and needs to do something about it — like squats for his butt and more weights for his upper body.” After the Oscar winner split with Maleficent movie witch…

JUST-MARRIED jungle girl Bindi Irwin won’t take her new hubby’s name — because she wants to honor her late dad! “I’ve kept Bindi Irwin,” says the 21-year-old Aussie, who wed American Chandler Powell in March. “I think that for me personally, after Dad passed away, it was really important for me to feel close to him, and having his last name means so much to me.” Her dad, Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin, was fatally stung by a stingray in 2006.…

POP bombshell Gwen Stefani has three sons with her ex-hubby — and now the 50-year-old is desperate to have a baby girl with country star lover Blake Shelton! Sources say childless Blake, 44, who first hooked up with the platinum-haired beauty when they worked as judges on The Voice in 2015, is on board with the plan and they’re talking about a daughter via surrogate due to the What Are You Waiting For? singer’s age. “Gwen is 50 and she doesn’t want to wait any longer if she’s going to add another child to the mix,” spills a source, noting the pair have put tying the knot on hold. “And Blake would be over the moon to find out he was going to be a first-time dad because he’s had…

THE sudden surfacing of a gal who’s proved she is the love child of Duck Dynasty dynamo Phil Robertson has his four sons girding for an ugly battle over his multimillion-dollar fortune! The 45-year-old married mom of two sons — a former missionary worker who’s only been identified as “Phyliss” — did a “DNA search that pointed to Phil as her biological father [and] Phil’s own DNA test resulted in a 99.9 percent match,” says a source. Phil, 74, a high school jock who went on to play quarterback at Louisiana Tech, apparently knocked up Phyliss’ mom “at the end of his days as a hard-partying, drug-abusing womanizer and before he became a Christian and turned away from that wicked behavior,” notes the source. The woman insists she’s not after…

IMAGE-conscious First Lady Jackie Kennedy Onassis followed a bizarre beauty ritual that included rubbing facial toner into her armpits! The widow of slain President John F. Kennedy was a regular client of New York-based dermatologist Dr. Erno Laszlo, who gave the glam socialite explicit advice on how to maintain her camera-ready looks. Recently unearthed instructions from the late skin guru told the then-first lady to dab her pits with the potion and ditch her hat because the “sun is good for her.” He also had her slather on a “precleansing oil” to nix unsightly zits and blackheads. In addition, Laszlo encouraged Jackie to walk, even though the exercise bored her, to avoid developing varicose veins — a condition the notes say she feared!…