Globe March 11, 2019

BOOBY TRAP KIM KARDASHIAN’s ample assets are barely contained by her ill-fitting frock MRS. EWW-ING LINDA GRAY, Dallas’ boozy Sue Ellen Ewing, sticks her turkey neck out in L.A. — and looks fowl! ON THE SPOT Zit’s pimply pop star JUSTIN BIEBER — who’s looking seriously scruffy in NYC HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF SIMON LE BON’s portly beach bod shows the Duran Duran frontman isn’t skimping on meals! PLAIN JANE Polished performer JANE FONDA dresses down for a visit to a Beverly Hills salon A DIFFERENT DRUMMER Former Partridge Family kid star DANNY BONADUCE struts his stuff in L.A.…

FORMER first daughter Malia Obama is living up to her wild child reputation — the 20-year-old was snapped swigging wine with pals in Miami! As GLOBE has reported, now that Malia is attending hoitytoity Harvard University and out from under the watchful eyes of her parents — ex-president Barack Obama and wife Michelle — she’s turned into a boozy party animal! “Her parents must be going crazy!” renowned family relations expert Dr. Gilda Carle tells GLOBE. “Malia knows everything has to go through presidential protocol, and all of a sudden she’s acting like any adolescent! “That’s what adolescents do — they act out and the parents are left pulling out their hair!” Spies spotted the hot-to-trot coed and her girl squad celebrating President’s Day weekend in mid-February in Miami. Underage…

WITH booze-troubled baby daddy Ben Affleck on the road to recovery, Jennifer Garner is finally ready to rebuild her life—by becoming burger chain honcho John Miller’s wife! Sources reveal 46-year-old Jennifer said “yes” when John, 40, CEO of the company behind CaliBurger eateries, popped the question! “When he proposed, she was so happy,” an insider tells GLOBE. “He just blurted it out over breakfast one day: ‘Will you marry me?’ “When she said ‘yes,’ there was no hesitation.” Sources say Jen wanted to be sure Ben, who recently finished a stint in rehab, was a few months sober before she got serious with the handsome businessman. “John is everything she always wanted in a partner — he’s stable, confident and cute to boot!” says the insider. The lovebirds are so…

MEGHAN MARKLE married a prince and swans around the world in designer duds — but her mom, Doria Ragland, leads a secretive under-the-radar life in California! As GLOBE’s exclusive photos show, Doria, 62, hasn’t moved from her modest Los Angeles home since her daughter’s high-profile wedding last May. But the dreadlocked grandma-to-be is sporting a flashy new wardrobe and tooling around town in a shiny new SUV! Days before Meghan and Prince Harry tied the knot, Doria quit her job as a social worker at a low-income mental health clinic, reportedly to start her own counseling practice. “Everyone suspected Doria quit because Meghan is supporting her financially,” dishes an insider. Doria is also a yoga instructor and has built up a clientele of wealthy women thanks to Meghan’s marriage, adds…

ROLY-POLY This Is Us star Chrissy Metz is gobbling junk food like there’s no tomorrow — and pals fear she’s killing her health with a knife and fork! “She’s addicted to food, and if she doesn’t get help soon, she could compromise her health,” buzzes an insider. “She’s pigging out on potato chips, cheese burgers and fries, which are loaded with fat and sodium. “She’ll grab two sandwiches from the deli and extra chips, too.” The 38-year-old’s hunger is so out of control, she’s running “out at night to hit the drive-thru” at fast food joints. “She’s just hungry all the time,” the insider dishes. The five-foot-five actress, who once weighed 399 pounds, is now “tipping the scales at 300 pounds” after shedding a quarter of her weight, says the…

BOMBSHELL Brigitte Bardot says ditching showbiz saved her life! The French screen siren shot to fame with a string of hits — including 1956’s And God Created Woman — but quit acting in 1973 while her 20-plus-year career was still going strong. “When I said goodbye to this job, to this life of opulence and glitter, images and adoration, the quest to be desired, I was saving my life,” says the fame-weary former pinup. The 84-year-old animal rights activist now says she feels “hunted” by fans who want “to embrace me, touch me,” but admits: “In the beginning, I enjoyed having people talking about me, but very quickly, it suffocated and destroyed me.” Bardot adds, “It is only with animals, with nature, that I found peace.”…