Table of contents for March 19, 2018 in Globe

FORMER soap siren Jamie Luner has been accused of giving oral sex to a 16-yearold boy when she was 26 and starring as scheming Lexi Sterling on TV’s steamy nighttime drama Melrose Place! A man — now in his 30s — triggered a law enforcement investigation by filing a police report in L.A. last month, even though the statute of limitations for prosecuting the sex crime has long passed. The accuser’s name has not been released by cops. At the time of the alleged incident, Jamie, now 46, was dating personal trainer Johnny Braz, who she met in a Santa Monica coffee shop in 1995. They split in 1999 when Melrose also ended. Jamie later played Liza Colby on All My Children from 2009 to 2011. Her next acting gig…

A VICIOUS 44-year family feud has left the 86-year-old sister of the late Beatles great George Harrison struggling to survive while his widow and son inherited his staggering $384 million fortune and live in a 120-room Victorian mansion. Louise Harrison says George gave her a $2,560 monthly allowance that was supposed to be doled out for as long as she lived. But the cash was cruelly cut off by his widow, Olivia, after the Beatles icon died at 58 in November 2001, Louise claims. “After he died, that ended,” says Louise. The music icon’s aged sister now lives in Solana Beach, Calif., where she barely survives on Social Security and managing a Beatles tribute band, Liverpool Legends. She admits: “I am struggling for money.” Sadly, Louise spoke with her brother,…

TEARY-eyed ex-con Teresa Giudice broke down as she spoke to her late mother through TV psychic Tyler Henry. “There was nothing that came through that was any way negative, and it was just very much telling her what to focus on,” says Henry, host of Hollywood Medium. The Real Housewives of New Jersey star, 45, got emotional with Henry when discussing mom Antonia Gorga, who passed away in March 2017, calling her “my rock.”…

SONGBIRD Barbra Streisand isn’t happy living only with memories — she’s cloned her dead pet pooch! The Funny Girl star had cells harvested from her dog Samantha, who died in 2017, to create Miss Violet and Miss Scarlett, two fluffy Coton de Tulear pups. The procedure can cost $50,000 — per pet! “They have different personalities,” says Barbra of the high-tech house pets. “I’m waiting for them to get older so I can see if they have her brown eyes and her seriousness.”…

LIKE a scene straight out of his National Lampoon’s Vacation movies, crazed Chevy Chase came out the loser in a road rage incident! Chevy, 74, told cops he thought a pickup might have hit his car, so he flashed his lights until the driver pulled over. When he approached the truck, he claims a passenger, identified as UPS employee Michael Landrio, 22, of East Patchogue, N.Y., flipped him the bird. Cops said Chevy fired back: “If I were a lot younger, I’d bust your nose!” Landrio says the raging star screamed, “Do you know who the f*** I am? I’m going to ruin your lives!” — and yanked open the car door before taking a swing at him. That’s when Landrio kicked Chevy so hard he hit the ground! A…

HUMILIATED by her bushy beard from a bizarre medical condition, hairy Nova Galaxia shaved her mug for ten years until she found a lover who was crazy about her — and her whiskers! “I adore her, beard and all,” gushes 25-year-old model Ash Byrd. “I find her beard really tickly when we kiss — but in a good way.” Until Ash came along, the 26-year-old Virginia Beach gal was miserable. Nova daily shaved her hairy cheeks caused by polycystic ovary syndrome — a rare hormonal problem that triggers follicles to sprout from her face, chest, back and legs. The embarrassing condition — which years ago might have landed her in a carnival sideshow — struck when she was 12. Her periods stopped and hair began sprouting in the wrong places…

TODAY co-anchor Hoda Kotb will never get hitched to her financier beau Joel Schiffman because her first marriage to tennis coach Burzis Kanga was so emotionally devastating it turned her against matrimony, say sources. “Hoda rarely talks about what really happened during her marriage,” says an insider. “She completely blindsided Burzis with the divorce filing and has been sour on marriage ever since. “That’s why she won’t even consider tying the knot again.” While Hoda, 53, is still mum about her failed union, Burzis blames sickness and their move to New York for the split. “We had some differences,” he says. “My father was ill. She was ill. It was a difficult time.” The pair tied the knot following a whirlwind romance. They met in New Orleans on Valentine’s Day…

SCORES of wannabe TV brides have been banned from competing on The Bachelor — because they have herpes! Thorough pre-show background checks and medical exams mean the aspiring reality stars have every secret revealed — with surprising results that are sometimes far from rosy! “Herpes was the biggest thing that eliminated contestants,” says Ben Hatta, former assistant to series creator and executive producer Mike Fleiss. “Sometimes you’d be the first person to tell a contestant they have herpes. You’d be like, ‘Uh, you should call your doctor.’ Why? ‘We’re not going to be able to have you on our show, but you should call your doctor.’ “Then they’d realize they’d been denied from The Bachelor and now a bunch of people knew they had herpes.”…

A ROYAL wedding is looming for LOUIS DUCRUET, son of Monaco’s PRINCESS STÉPHANIE and her bodyguard, who popped the question to MARIE CHEVALLIER. Flame-haired actress and Sports Illustrated bathing beauty ANGIE EVERHART, 48, is divorcing business fat cat CARL FERRO after three years of marriage. She reportedly wants alimony. Blurred Lines singer ROBIN THICKE, 41, and gal pal APRIL LOVE GEARY had a baby girl, Mia. Model April, 23, is less than half the age of Robin’s ex PAULA PATTON, mom of his son, Julian, 7. JUSTIN BIEBER’s about to get a much younger brother. The 24-year-old bad boy’s dad, JEREMY, and new wife, CHELSEY REBELO, are expecting. Game Night star RACHEL MCADAMS is reportedly gonna be a mom. The lucky baby daddy is screenwriter JAMIE LINDEN, her beau of…

AFTER getting her start as a stand-up comic, Ellen DeGeneres became the first funnygal invited to sit on Johnny Carson’s couch after her 1986 set on The Tonight Show. From there, she headlined two sitcoms and starred in films before landing her daytime chatfest in 2003. The highly rated Ellen DeGeneres Show has even led to a prime-time spin-off: Ellen’s Game of Games. Here are ten things you don’t know about the 60-year-old star: 1 She was raised a Christian Scientist, and because of the faith’s beliefs, she didn’t take an aspirin until she was a teenager. 2 Before she made it big, she worked as an associate at J.C. Penney and was a waitress at TGI Fridays. 3 She turned down a lead role in the 1994 blockbuster Speed,…

A CREEPY cueball whose busty blond wife led a double life as an online sex siren has been charged with her murder! Kinky Kathleen “Kitty Kat” West, 42, peddled racy selfies on a subscription-only adult website — and cops say her sleazy secret life ended with her nearly naked and facedown in a pool of blood across the street from her Calera, Ala., home. The Marilyn Monroe wannabe was wearing only a sports bra when she died. A bottle of the potent alcohol absinthe was discovered near her lifeless body — leading hubby Jeff West to insist her death was a “boozy accident.” But on Feb. 22, more than a month after the incident, cops arrested West, a 44-year-old former U.S. military policeman and campus security guard, on a murder…

RAISE a glass to toast old age! Researchers say daily doses of booze boost your chances of living a longer life — even beating out the benefits of regular exercise! University of California scientists examined the daily habits of nonagenarians, and found among the 90-plus crowd, those who drank two glasses of beer or wine a day were 18 percent less likely to die before their teetotaling counterparts! In contrast, those who exercised 15 to 45 minutes daily only reduced their chance of death by 11 percent, compared to their less-active peers. “I have no explanation for it, but I do firmly believe that modest drinking improves longevity,” says study leader Dr. Claudia Kawas, a neurologist.…

INSTINCT (Series Premiere) Sun., March 18, CBS, 8 p.m. A former CIA operative, played by Alan Cumming, is lured back to his old life when the NYPD needs his help to stop a serial killer in this chilling new series. LITTLE WOMEN: LA Wed., March 21, Lifetime, 9 p.m. Now in its seventh season, the reality series explores the challenges facing a group of female friends who have dwarfism. STATION 19 (Series Premiere) Thurs., March 22, ABC, 9 p.m. Brave heroes at Seattle Fire Station 19 — from the wily captain to the newest recruit — risk their lives in the line of duty and off the job. THE ODD COUPLE Sat., March 24, TCM, 8 p.m. When fussy Felix (Jack Lemmon) becomes suicidal over his impending divorce, he moves…

BY THE time audiences saw GRACE KELLY and FRANK SINATRA cavorting in 1956’s High Society, the Philadelphia-born beauty was married to Monaco’s Prince Rainier for three months and done making movies! Still, Frank made a play for the sexy blonde, who gave him the bum’s rush. But years later, Frank’s dream came true — conducting a sizzling affair with the princess right under Rainier’s nose! Ol’ Blue Eyes later told pals Grace was “amazing” between the sheets!…

HEATHER LOCKLEAR’S arrest for a berserk attack on her boyfriend and three cops has worried friends telling the Melrose Place beauty to get into rehab and save her life. Without treatment, “Heather could die,” warns an insider, who says the 56-year-old blond bombshell “has a serious problem with booze.” The former Spin City siren’s latest run-in with the law began last month when her sister called the cops to report the twice-divorced actress was brawling with boyfriend Chris Heisser. When police arrived, “they saw she’d bit Chris’ nose,” says a source. Ventura County Sheriff’s Capt. Garo Kuredjian says Heather “went ballistic when deputies tried to arrest her. She started pushing and kicking” three lawmen who were trying to take her in. The raging beauty was booked for attacking Chris and…

DEADPOOL STAR’S NOW MAKIN’ BOOZE! GEORGE CLOONEY and his partner sold their tequila company for $1 billion, now RYAN REYNOLDS has bought a gin mill. The Deadpool superstar is heading up Aviation gin. He hypes it as “the best tasting gin in the world. Once I tried it, I knew I wanted to get involved with the company in a big way.” Sources say Ryan is so excited about the booze biz, he’s threatening to be a hands-on owner, taking part in “dayto- day business and oversee creative direction.” Hope he doesn’t go “bottoms up.” KIM SLAMMED BY TV LOVER SARAH JESSICA PARKER got a new ally in her ferocious feud with former Sex and the City co-star KIM CATTRALL. Hunky JASON LEWIS, who played Kim’s toyboy lover on the…

LEADFOOT Jeanine Pirro couldn’t outrun the law — the FOX TV host pleaded guilty after being clocked speeding at 119 miles per hour in New York on Nov. 19. But the former Westchester County DA, 66, did get a special deal! She was allowed to bargain down her offense to 30 miles over the 65 mph speed limit, which allowed her to keep her license. Pirro paid a $393 fine and agreed to take a defensive driving course. However, the deal let her avoid license suspension. “I had been driving for hours and didn’t realize how fast I was driving,” says the Justice with Judge Jeanine star.…

A HEARTSICK model mom slaughtered her entire family and then committed suicide, rather than endure life as an outcast shunned by the Jehovah’s Witnesses faith that raised her! Curvy brunette Lauren Stuart, 45, chose death for her husband, Daniel, and two adult children after she was ostracized by coldhearted pals in the bizarre cult that forbids members to buy Girl Scout cookies, vote, serve as police officers, have beards, celebrate birthdays and salute the flag! Lauren and her 47-year-old hubby parted ways with the faith because they wanted to send their children — son Steven, 27, and daughter, Bethany, 24 — to college, even though religious leaders discouraged the idea. When the kids attended school anyway, the backlash against the Keego Harbor, Mich., family was severe. “They were shunned every…

HEARTLESS sex creep Bill Cosby killed his own daughter — by coldly ignoring her pleas for help before kidney problems claimed her life, stunned pals charge! Sources tell GLOBE the disgraced star refused to give daughter Ensa — who died of renal disease at age 44 on Feb. 23 — financial and emotional support for years even though she was struggling to survive! “It was only last year when Ensa supported her dad during his sexual assault trial that Bill started paying any real attention to her,” dishes an insider. “Before that, he just wasn’t buying that she needed anything. Even when she begged, he wouldn’t budge.” Ensa had battled substance abuse issues, and when her husband was busted for drugs in 2011, Cosby lashed out. “It wasn’t, ‘Is my…

ARIES March 21 - April 20 The sun slips into your sign Tuesday bringing new ideas for improving life! Even Mercury turning retrograde won’t slow things down — too much! A friend from long ago suggests teaming up. This leads to more cash by summer! Take a chance on romance this weekend. You won’t regret it! GEMINI May 22 - June 21 The Taurus moon keeps you focused on tasks at hand early in the week, but things change Thursday when the planets align to make it hard to get anything done! Jot down all appointments and obligations, Twin. You don’t want to forget something important or fun. Single? Head to a park on Saturday. LEO July 23 - August 23 It’s time to say “No” to people taking advantage…

DRAMAS like Grey’s Anatomy and Chicago Med draw big ratings with their tear-jerking story lines and outrageous takes on hospital life — but Hollywood is being slammed for delivering a skewed picture of true trauma care! A new study suggests television programs could be giving viewers a false expectation of the realities of life-threatening health situations. Researchers who analyzed nearly 300 cases on Grey’s Anatomy found the show’s death rate was triple that of real life — a shocking 22 percent, as opposed to seven in reality. But more concerning, only one in 20 patients who survived on the TV show were sent to a long-term care facility — compared to 22 percent in real life — and half of fictional patients with severe injuries were shown to have hospital…

A DAMNING top-secret psych analysis indicates Today newsgal Megyn Kelly is a scheming, ruthless, thin-skinned, revenge-bent time bomb — a scary “queen of mean!” The explosive profile of NBC’s controversial talking head was compiled by The Institute of BioAcoustic Biology, a Albany, Ohio, firm that claims its complex computer algorithms uncover secret medical and psychological traits from a person’s voice. BioAcoustic boss Sharry Edwards says an analysis of Megyn’s 17-minute 2017 interview with InfoWars conspiracy theorist Alex Jones and her outrageous three-minute January attack on Jane Fonda reveals a “deliberate lack of fairness,” “one-sidedness,” “emotional defensiveness,” “scattered thinking” and “lack of empathy.” “Her speech is self-centered fantasy, manipulated to put others in a bad light using totally out-of-date information — she is unprofessional and not to be trusted,” says Edwards.…

AW, shoot! A Neosho, Mo., youth baseball team got caught in the crossfire for raffling off an AR-15 rifle just days after a psycho used a similar weapon to kill 17 people at a Florida high school. Amazingly, coach Levi Patterson refused to cancel the fundraiser, saying he wants to turn the event “into a positive thing” and noting haters and “evil will always exist.” CALIFORNIA teen Luis Valencia has been sentenced to six months in a cage for smuggling a Bengal tiger cub from Mexico! Valencia’s legal eagle insists the 18-year-old “had a lapse in judgment” and wanted the cat as a pet. But prosecutors say he boasted about making big money in the underground exotic animal trade. Now he’ll do time while the tiger named Moka enjoys a…