Table of contents for April 3, 2017 in Globe

ELVIS’ ex-wife Priscilla Presley seems to have a nose for trouble! We caught the Naked Gun sex siren sniffing a mysterious substance behind the wheel of her $100,000 Range Rover — and the photos certainly raised some eyebrows! Says an observer, “While we can’t say for sure what’s going on, this doesn’t seem to put Priscilla in a good light” — especially since she’s got custody of drug-addled daughter Lisa Marie Presley’s twins! “I’d guess Priscilla can’t have a whiff of trouble,” says the observer. But the 71-yearold granny appeared oblivious to everything as she lifted a tiny spoonshaped wand to her nose on a Los Angeles street. After a couple of sniffs, the brains behind Priscilla Presley perfumes drove off — looking rejuvenated, if a bit dazed. Priscilla certainly…

ON PRIMETIME tearjerker This Is Us, character Kate Pearson deals with weighty issues, but they’re nothing compared to the real-life drama of chunky actress Chrissy Metz! The 36-year-old plussized star of the NBC series admits she doesn’t even know how much she weighs because the number on the scale “messes with my mind.” Chrissy swears she wants to slim down and claims she’s now eating balanced meals and healthy snacks but confesses she’s eyeing a more radical approach. “I would love to go on The Biggest Loser,” she says, adding she’s worried for her future if she doesn’t drop her staggering excess weight. “My father is a big guy. He’s had a quadruple bypass surgery, and that’s scary. I don’t want that.”…

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BEAUTY and the Beast star Emma Watson revealed some ultra-intimate information about her personal grooming routine — including her secret to making sure she’s not too beastly down below! The British Harry Potter actress overshared by admitting she conditions her pubes with a recently invented potion! “I use Fur Oil,” says Emma, 26, about the softener that costs $39 for 2.5 flfluid ounces. “I’ll use that anywhere from the ends of my hair to my eyebrows to my pubic hair.”…

+ FOR one in 12 travelers airplane flights really do cause headaches! That’s the conclusion of researchers who placed subjects in a chamber designed to simulate pressure changes during air flights. They discovered the stress hormone cortisol, taken from saliva samples, was significantly higher in those “flying” — which triggered the headaches. “The major changes in cabin pressure at takeoff and landing may cause tissue damage and inflammation in the sinuses,” said researcher Sebastian Bao Dinh Bui.…

UNLUCKY in love diva Jennifer Lopez is hoping to hit a home run when it comes to romance with former Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez, but friends fear the famous hottie is setting herself up for a strikeout! As the Jenny from the Block singer rebounds from her fling with Canadian rapper Drake, J.Lo, 47, has thrown caution to the wind, jetting away to the Bahamas with her new beau and even briefly sharing a snap of the pair getting cozy on Instagram. “It seems all moonlight and magnolias now, but wait until she finds out what he’s really like,” an insider spills to GLOBE. “A-Rod’s got a nasty reputation, and J.Lo should be on her guard. Not only did he cheat on his now ex-wife, he was caught lying about…

BRAVE TV talker Sharon Osbourne is facing life in a wheelchair after risky spinal surgery to ease her pain nightmare, worried pals fear. The 64-year-old panelist on CBS’ gab-fest The Talk admits she suffered from an agonizing back problem, but was hush-hush about the details of her operation. “Sharon’s trying to remain positive, but she’s definitely worried,” says a source. “If she doesn’t make a full recovery, it could cripple her!” It’s the second time Sharon has gone under the knife for “a trapped nerve in my back.” She revealed the nerve was “pinched” between her vertebrae and “it’s killing me.” Before the recent operation, cancer survivor Sharon told her TV audience, “I had to have an epidural,” an injection of a drug inside the bony space in the spine,…

PRATFALL king Jerry Lewis paid for his constant mugging and goofy voices with a dubious honor in 1953, when this photo was released. The Nutty Professor star was named “the worst comedian of all time” by the full-of-themselves wits at the Harvard Lampoon. Now 91, Jerry may be best remembered for his former gig hosting Muscular Dystrophy Association telethons. But at least somebody still thinks he’s hilarious — members of New York’s legendary Friars Club have roasted him three times and held a star-studded tribute last year to celebrate his 90th birthday.…

WILLIAM and Kate’s fairy-tale marriage is on the rocks — after he was caught partying with a stunning topless model! Just weeks before their sixth wedding anniversary, humiliated Kate Middleton — Britain’s next queen — exploded in fury as photos surfaced of her husband and Aussie sexpot Sophie Taylor, 24, getting cozy during a four-day skiing trip to Switzerland, says a royal insider. “You’ve made fools of us all,” Kate, 35, screamed at the prince, who insisted nothing had happened after returning from Verbier. “I’ve been doing everything you demanded to keep this family together — but you just want to be a playboy. “I’ve had enough!” Kate stormed out on William, taking their kids George, 3, and Charlotte, almost 2, to her parents home at Bucklebury. Earlier they’d bitterly…

PRINCE HARRY has always had a reputation as a smooth ladies’ man, but the macho royal has taken it one step further by waxing his chest — and sniggering palace pals say it’s all because of his lady love Meghan Markle! The bachelor prince and former military man, 32, has long sported a rugged look, but since taking up with the shapely Suits star, friends have noticed Harry hasn’t been quite so hairy! Harry and Meghan, 35, were recently spotted together at the Caribbean nuptials of his longtime friend Tom “Skippy” Inskip to Lara Hughes-Young. While the loved-up prince drew attention for holding Meghan’s hand in public, his sleek new look had friends’ tongues really wagging! As he soaked up the sun, the bare heir flashed a notably smoother chest,…

MAGIC man Criss Angel cheated death for real when he passed out while frantically trying to escape from a padlocked straitjacket on stage! As the horrified audience watched, the wizard, famed for his death-defying tricks, collapsed in front of his 82-year-old mom, son Johnny, 2, and his new gal pal, Mexican pop songbird Belinda, on stage at the Las Vegas Luxor. “I blacked out,” he says, adding when he came to on a stretcher on the way to the hospital, “I thought I was dreaming.” He was later treated for dehydration and pumped with fluids at Spring Valley Hospital as his loved ones waited anxiously in the waiting room. Incredibly, the gutsy star of the Mindfreak magic show did the stunt again the following day without collapsing. “I wanted to…

A MANIPULATIVE mom who pressured co-workers to lie to keep her arsonist son out of jail will be joining him behind bars! Conniving Theresa Izzo pleaded guilty to tampering with a witness and fabricating physical evidence after cops busted her for asking two people to sign bogus statements giving her fifirebug son, Davidson, an alibi. Izzo had hoped her deception would torpedo the case against Davidson, 18, a suspect in at least EIGHT fifires in Enfifield, Conn, where the Izzos lived. But her sick scheme to shield her fifire-freak son from justice exploded when Inspector Scott Stevenson visited the diner where she worked — and two co-workers confessed the letters were bogus! “One morning when I got to work, Theresa showed me that letter, which was already written out,” says…

FUNNYGAL Whoopi Goldberg trimmed off 50 pounds before joining The View a dozen years ago, but she’s gained THAT and MORE back and now is in danger of developing deadly cancer, says a medical expert. “She’s put herself at serious risk to contract breast, uterine and cervical cancer,” warns Dr. Stuart Fischer. “There are abnormal estrogens that are released from fat cells in obese people her age and these hormones are believed to stimulate precancerous growths.” The 61-year-old Oscarwinner for Ghost bragged about trimming down on the L.A. Weight Loss plan and weighing about 170 when she joined The View in 2005. But New York internist Dr. Fischer, who has not treated the star, says “I saw her on The View and she does not look like her former self.…

AUDREY Hepburn’s bickering boys are locked in a legal fifight over displaying her memorabilia — a move that prevents children’s charities from receiving needed money! After his own fifinancial diffificulties, Sean Ferrer, 56, has attempted to block kid brother Luca Dotti, 47, from exhibiting their late mother’s stuff — strangling the cash flflow for the Audrey Hepburn Children’s Fund and forcing it to the brink! “Audrey would roll over in her grave if she knew her sons were fifighting over old souvenirs,” says a Hollywood insider “She devoted her life to helping kids by working with the United Nations International Children’s Emergency Fund and would be sick over a family feud standing in the way of charity. “This situation is heartbreaking.”…

MOODY maniac David Letterman suffers shocking fits of violent rage — and terrified the staff of his late-night TV show, reveals an explosive new book! In fact, the foul-tempered funnyman drove one frightened and frustrated writer to LITERALLY eat soda cans and made female employees’ life hell with his sex-predator ways, writes author Jason Zinoman. Letterman, who turns 70 later this month, was tortured by a “ferocious fear of failure” — and nothing could make him happy, not even being No. 1 in the ratings. But when he wasn’t No. 1, watch out! After the Late Show was slaughtered in the ratings by both The Tonight Show and Nightline, he went berserk on air during a comedy skit pulverizing a life-sized Letterman doll, Zinoman reveals in Letterman: The Last Giant…

WHILE MSNBC thrives on hard news, insiders say execs are pressuring Rachel Maddow to show her softer side — hoping to capitalize on her recent ratings bump by making her go glam! “Rachel spends literally five minutes in the makeup chair before she goes live,” spills a spy, revealing her barely there beauty routine. “Maddow would rather focus on her script and her show than on herself,” reveals the insider. Sources credit Rachel’s nofrills approach to reporting for her rising popularity. But a mole says behind the scenes, top brass are pushing the gay news anchor to maximize her good looks, hoping to boost ratings. “The Rachel Maddow Show” recently scored its highest number since 2008. “In the end she won’t have much of a choice,” adds another tipster, noting…

CNN REPORTER Reza Aslan needs his head examined — for turning cannibal on the air and eating human brains! In a vomit-inducing segment for his series Believer, which airs Sundays at 10 p.m., Aslan shares a twisted meal with a Hindu cannibal cult drinking booze out of a human skull before scarfing down braised brain. “Want to know what a dead guy’s brain tastes like? Charcoal,” Aslan quipped. “It was burnt to a crisp!” But Aslan burned his professional fingers with the bizarre stunt. Outraged American Hindus ripped the reporter — who is a Muslim — for implying all adherents of their religion feast on flesh when it’s only the 100-member Aghori sect in India. The beliefs of the radical cult have little to do with the 1 billion orthodox…

HOLLYWOOD sweetheart Jennifer Garner and troubled actor Ben Affleck want to reaffirm their marriage commitment with the latest celebrity accessory — twins! Hot on the heels of their reconciliation, they are seeing a fertility doctor to add two children to their brood, say insiders — and GLOBE has amazing photo evidence of the impending bundles of joy! “Jennifer went shopping with her kids on March 9, and her eldest daughter, Violet, was seen carrying a book titled Raising Twins: From Pregnancy to Preschool,” reveals an observer. “Jennifer knew she was being photographed, so she probably gave the book to her daughter to hold! “She didn’t want anyone to know she’s trying to have twins with Ben! “She couldn’t be happier right now. She and Ben are in a better place…

GLOBE EXCLUSIVE HOPELESS romantic Mark Harmon is so in love with wife Pam Dawber he’s married her twice! A close friend of the handsome, gray-haired NCIS star tells GLOBE, “Mark and Pam celebrated 30 years of marriage on March 21. “They’re as much in love today as they were back then — so they retied the knot! “Mark has constantly said to me he’s ‘the luckiest man alive’ and he ‘doesn’t know what he would do without her.’ “They still act like a pair of love-struck teenagers!” The pal says Mark realized how fortunate he is to have lasting love after the 2016 death of Gary Glasberg, his executive producer pal of NCIS. “Mark was completely devastated. He said to me, ‘Gary’s death proved to me that you can go…

DAVID ARQUETTE and wife CHRISTINA MCLARTY have named their new baby boy AUGUSTUS ALEXIS in honor of David’s late sister, transgender actress ALEXIS ARQUETTE. Halloween star DANIELLE HARRIS, 39, gave birth to a son, CARTER DAVIS GROSS. Congrats to the new mom and her husband, DAVID GROSS. Keeping Up With the Kardashians cad SCOTT DISICK responded to charges he’s a “whore” by saying “I’m a sex addict.” Let’s see if he gets treatment. Days of Our Lives star NADIA BJORLIN and husband GRANT TURNBULL announced they are giving their 10-month-old son, TORIN, a little brother in August. Bravo! Honey, I’m Good singer ANDY GRAMMER and wife AIJIA are expecting a girl in July. Yay! ROBERT JAMES WALLER, author of The Bridges of Madison County, died in Texas. He was 77.…

DR. OZ DUBBED “America’s Doctor” by Oprah Winfrey, Dr. Mehmet Oz has become one of the country’s bestknown medical advisors thanks to his media appearances and bestselling book YOU: The Owner’s Manual. As host of The Dr. Oz Show, he’s doled out advice for healthful living to millions of people. Here are 10 things you didn’t know about Dr. Oz. 1 He was born in Cleveland, Ohio, to parents who had emigrated from Turkey. 2 Dr. Oz decided to study medicine at age 7, inspired by his father, who was a surgeon at Wilmington Medical Center. 3 He’s fluent in English and Turkish and holds dual citizenship, having served in the Turkish Army to retain his status in his ancestral homeland. 4 He met wife Lisa through a date arranged…

RESEARCHERS have uncovered yet another reason to take vitamin D supplements — they can provide extra defense against acute respiratory tract infections! In a wide-ranging study of more than 10,000 test subjects, scientists found taking extra vitamin D reduced infections like pneumonia and bronchitis by a staggering 12 percent. There are plenty of triggers for respiratory tract infections, including air pollution, residing in a damp living environment, overcrowding and secondhand smoke. But the study indicates boosting the vitamin — a group of chemicals usually produced by the body via sunlight — can reduce the risk of infection. “Our results add to the body of evidence supporting the introduction of public health measures such as food fortification to improve vitamin D status, particularly in settings where profound vitamin D deficiency is…

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAY ARIES March 21 - April 20 Tossing and turning with anxiety over something that’s troubling you? Happily, Mars and Jupiter align for answers and a friend steps up to help out, too, even though it might mean canceling party plans! Neglecting a money matter could backfifire Saturday. Handle it pronto and it may bring luck! TAURUS April 21 - May 21 Everyone wants a piece of your time, causing upset in the family. But you’ll fifind ways to make it up to everyone and by the weekend, peace reigns! Cash arrives unexpectedly under the Leo moon midweek! Planetary changes could alter weekend plans, but be flflexible and it could lead to romance! GEMINI May 22 - June 21 Twins are in a free-spirited mood especially after the worry…

TOUGH guy Sylvester Stallone’s strict cookie and coffee diet while filming Rocky III almost knocked him out of the ring! “I only ate very small portions of oatmeal cookies made with brown rice and up to 25 cups of coffee a day with honey and a couple of scoops of tuna fish,” Stallone claims. “I may have looked pretty good on the outside but,” he admits, “it was a very dangerous thing to do.” “If people think nature is their friend, then they sure don’t need an enemy.” — Kurt Vonnegut…

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SOAP ALUM WILD ABOUT OPRAH AS the World Turns alum Lamman Rucker (ex-Marshall), who appears on the OWN series Greenleaf, admits he still pinches himself over working with executive producer Oprah Winfrey. “She is so down to earth that we have to remember, ‘Oh, yeah. That’s Oprah!’ ” chuckles Lamman. “She’s equally as gracious as someone who shares experiences with you as she is as a superior.” The two appear in scenes together, with Oprah playing Aunt Mavis to Lamman’s character Jacob. “She’s a talented woman, so it’s really cool to see her step down from the executive level to become the artist and actress that she is. No matter what she does, she’s an exceptional person — and that’s not kissing up to my boss!” GH GIG STILL RINGS KIN’S…