Globe June 27, 2016

TOTAL D-ORC! “Warcraft” fangirl and avid video gamer JAMIE LEE CURTIS is dressed to the nines for the film’s premiere — and she’s not even in it! SNACK ATTACK Popcorn and soda? You’d think junk foodie JAMIE FOXX was AT the movies instead of IN them! ALICE STOOPER Touring with Johnny Depp and the Hollywood Vampires seems to be weighing down aging rocker ALICE COOPER. FRENCH OPEN Courtside and newly single HILARY SWANK might not catch a man with that gaping maw, but a tennis ball could sink right in! BLOWN AWAY Looks like GARY BUSEY’s shopping in pajamas again — and this time he forgot to pick up hairspray and a comb! WRINKLE, WINKLE AGING STAR! JESSICA LANGE picked up a Drama Desk Award for a role on Broadway…

SMASHING the scales at nearly 300 pounds, Aretha Franklin appears to be fighting to breathe, sparking fears for the 74-year-old, who recently pulled out of one concert and visibly fought to complete another! Now sources worry the Queen of Soul is working herself into the grave as she battles a “mysterious illness.” The 5-foot-5 “Respect” songbird’s health is so shaky “she has to take regular breaks in between her songs just to get through a concert,” says a source. During a show at Milwaukee’s Riverside Theater earlier this month, hefty Aretha was “clearly sick and coughed at the end of the opening number, then again during ‘Share Your Love With Me,’ and throughout the 90-minute performance.” After less than half an hour, she had to rush offstage for a seven-minute…

JENNIFER Aniston’s fairy-tale marriage to Justin Theroux is turning into a disaster just 10 months after tying the knot, pals say. The former “Friends” cutie and her hunky hubby are being ripped apart by vicious arguments and long separations, say sources. “They seem to be at complete odds over everything from how much time they spend together to where they should live,” says a source. Adds an insider, “The honeymoon is over. The marriage is in crisis and Jen’s finding it hard to cope. “One problem is she’s a control freak. She admits she likes to be in charge of everything — but Justin isn’t putting up with that!” Their problems exploded — again — over Justin, 44, jetting 8,000 miles to Australia to film the third and final season…

Cocaine-addict comic owed big cash to dealers who staged the hanging TOP investigators have re-opened Robin Williams’ death case and determined the comic DIDN’T hang himself — he was murdered by ruthless drug dealers, who staged the crime scene to look like suicide! After intensive analysis, detectives are also blasting California cops for botching the case! The investigators charge lawmen ignored glaring evidence the Oscar winner was grappling with shocking secret money problems and still had ties to vicious drug pushers from his days as a cocaine junkie! “Had the police investigators not closed the case so early they would have seen Robin Williams’ death was no accident, but that he was brutally murdered,” says a source. “And the autopsy ruling that Williams’ death was a suicide seems a sinister…

TALK show favorite Ellen DeGeneres is wasting away to a bag of bones — and the star’s cancer fears have spread to her friends, who worry their pal is fading fast! The 5-foot-7 chat queen weighs a skeletal 98 pounds and is terrified the dreaded disease will kill her, since her mom, grandmother and aunt all fought breast cancer. “Ellen is frightened to death that she will die of cancer,” says a source close to the gabfest queen. “And pals are extremely worried now, because she has appeared to be very gaunt and pale-looking. She has makeup that makes her look youthful for her show — but it’s hiding her real appearance.” Adds a source: “She looks terrible — I heard she’s down to 98 pounds … there’s no denying…

PORN star Ashley Youdan has charged her virtuoso violinist ex-boyfriend with a shocking series of abuses — including forcing her to drink his urine! In a bombshell $12 million lawsuit, Ashley, 28, who stars in X-rated flicks under the name Kendall Karson, also insists musician David Garrett, 35, fractured her ribs during non-consensual sex and bruised her leg while slamming her to the ground, trying to take away her cell phone! Garrett “negligently and recklessly” held Ashley down on a kitchen counter while throwing urine in her face, the lawsuit charges. The music man “then pressed down on her throat so she would have to swallow any urine in her mouth,” the court documents charge. Ashley claims that horrific incident gave her kidney stones, which still have her in agony.…