Globe January 30, 2017

RUNNING WILD Kidnap star HALLE BERRY’s Afro is holding her for ransom as she hunts for a good time in Hollywood! LOWDOWN DIRTY DUDE The Big Lebowski actor JEFF BRIDGES is in the black as he’s honored at a hand- and footprint ceremony at Hollywood’s TCL Chinese Theatre FREEZE FRAME From Baywatch to Botox? PAMELA ANDERSON’s stiff smile and ultra-smooth forehead can’t make waves! ODDFELLA! Paunchy Goodfella RAY LIOTTA is one nearly unrecognizable sloppy shopper out in L.A. DREAD-FUL! Cosby kid LISA BONET has lost a giant chunk of hair — bald ain’t beautiful! HOLE-Y CROW! Hmmm! VAL KILMER insists he didn’t have throat cancer — but he DOES have a nasty hole in his neck (circled)…

REVENGE is the Pitts for Angelina Jolie! Estranged hubby Brad Pitt has won his bitter battle to keep their explosive divorce and child custody war PRIVATE! Adding insult to injury, the 53-year-old hunk made a surprise return to Hollywood at the Golden Globe Awards, looking years younger and more handsome than ever — while emaciated Angie, 41, appears on the verge of a mental meltdown! “Brad’s got his revenge,” says an insider. “Angie was hell-bent on showing him as a terrible monster! But it’s backfired on her!” The Fight Club star was cleared of Angie’s shocking accusation he struck oldest son Maddox on a private plane last September, sparking the divorce just two years after they married. Insiders say the vindictive vixen continued trying to trash his reputation to gain…

WORLD EXCLUSIVE • Using black magic to get revenge and live again! • Angry all celeb targets weren’t butchered by cult • Wants to father a child from beyond the grave! DYING cult leader Charles Manson plans to take chilling revenge from beyond the grave, using bizarre voodoo potions to turn himself into a zombie and hunt down the targets who escaped slaughter by his bloodthirsty followers decades ago. That’s the bizarre deathbed confession of the twisted, 82-year-old fifiend from his Bakers field , Calif., hospital bed, where he was rushed with gastrointestinal bleeding from the Corcoran prison. Serving nine life sentences for ordering his robotlike groupies to murder seven people — including pregnant, 26-year-old actress Sharon Tate — in two 1969 bloodbaths, the monster has also been scheming to…

DAZED, confused and tormented by family troubles, sickly Queen Elizabeth was nearly gunned down when she suddenly stumbled into an alarmed palace guard while staggering through the palace grounds in the middle of the night. The 90-year-old monarch was wandering in Buckingham Palace’s gardens at 3 a.m. when she nearly bumped into the guard, who, in the darkness, thought she might be an intruder up to no good — and pulled his pistol. “Who’s that?” the guardsman blurted, as he readied to shoot. Then, recognizing Elizabeth’s face peeking out from under her trademark kerchief, the relieved sentry scolded the queen, saying: “Bloody hell, Your Majesty. I nearly shot you!” Amazingly, even in her troubled feeble condition, the queen replied: “That’s quite all right. Next time, I’ll ring though beforehand so…

LISA MARIE PRESLEY is divorcing Michael Lockwood because he’s a “freeloader” who blew a big chunk of her fortune. But incredibly, the brazen sponger is demanding even more of her inheritance from dad Elvis! Although Lisa, 48, made him sign a post-marriage prenup, Michael, 56, is demanding $40,000 a month in spousal support and another $100,000 for legal fees! “Lisa suspected all along that Michael was a freeloader, so she made him sign an agreement after they got married,” a source tells GLOBE. “It was meant to preserve her millions and it’s solid.” But he’s doing exactly what she feared — insisting she support him lavishly to the tune of nearly $500G a year. The beauty — who fled to rehab to beat her pill-popping habit and get her head…

DRENCHED and drunk, Busy Philipps was stranded on the street after a glittering Hollywood bash! The Dawson’s Creek cutie forgot her keys at home, leading to a 2 a.m. lockout! Blotto Busy shared her story on Instagram, posting, “I’m drunk, I have been at the Golden Globes for 700 hours and everyone at my house is asleep and no one is going to let me in.” The soaked-to-the-skin actress finally managed to wake someone up — and narrowly avoided an entire night outdoors. SPOT THE EVIL TWIN Were these celeb look-alikes separated at birth?…